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OfflinePatlal
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My weed guy ran out of weed.... * 1
    #26724402 - 06/06/20 03:35 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Most reloable guy on the planet.  No weed.  His guy ran out due to pandemic.  Fucking tragic cause I just ran out of weed later tonight...

Now I have to be a good citizen and buy weed online from the government and wait 3 days for shipping.

Life is gonna be HARD now.  Gonna have to smoke the tar in my pipe.

Pray for me guys.


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OfflineSocrateshroom
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Re: My weed guy ran out of weed.... [Re: Patlal] * 4
    #26724417 - 06/06/20 03:40 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

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Patlal said:
Fucking tragic cause I just ran out of weed later tonight....




You implicated both the present and the future in that statement.

You broke time.

I’m praying you don’t dissolve your atoms as you occupy multiple times simultaneously.


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InvisibleThe Blind Ass
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Re: My weed guy ran out of weed.... [Re: Patlal]
    #26724444 - 06/06/20 03:48 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
Life is gonna be HARD now.  Gonna have to smoke the tar in my pipe.
Pray for me guys.




Quote:

You implicated both the present and the future in that statement.

You broke time.

I’m praying you don’t dissolve your atoms as you occupy multiple times simultaneously.
 




:patlal:  Now, the only way for him to fix time is to smoke weed before he ran out of it in the first place... but he’s all out of weed...
                                  Pat, I’m afraid you’ve just goofed up real bad buddy. .


Edited by The Blind Ass (06/06/20 03:55 PM)


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: My weed guy ran out of weed.... [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #26724506 - 06/06/20 04:22 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

The pain is real.


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Invisiblesplit_by_nine
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Re: My weed guy ran out of weed.... [Re: Patlal]
    #26724535 - 06/06/20 04:40 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

it pays to keep some roaches tucked away for situations such as this


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OfflineGreenHorns
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Re: My weed guy ran out of weed.... [Re: Patlal]
    #26724542 - 06/06/20 04:42 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Sounds like a nightmare dude. You guys don't have walk-in diepensaries up there?


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InvisiblezZZz
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Re: My weed guy ran out of weed.... [Re: Patlal] * 7
    #26724545 - 06/06/20 04:44 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

im Patlal's weed guy, i didn't run out of weed i just didn't wanna sell him any weed


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InvisibleFiery
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Re: My weed guy ran out of weed.... [Re: Patlal]
    #26724563 - 06/06/20 04:50 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
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Now I have to be a good citizen and buy weed online from the government and wait 3 days for shipping.

My dick is gonna be HARD now.  Gonna have to smoke the cock in my pipe.






It's gonna be ok. Worse things could be happening.


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Invisiblecannabinated
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Re: My weed guy ran out of weed.... [Re: Fiery] * 2
    #26724583 - 06/06/20 04:58 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

this is the only downside of giving everyone 2k a month with nowhere to go


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InvisibleFiery
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Re: My weed guy ran out of weed.... [Re: cannabinated]
    #26724588 - 06/06/20 04:58 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah the whole pandemic must have been REALLY good for drug dealers.


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Re: My weed guy ran out of weed.... [Re: zZZz] * 3
    #26724594 - 06/06/20 05:00 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

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zZZz said:
im Patlal's weed guy, i didn't run out of weed i just didn't wanna sell him any weed




Longest sentence I've seen you type in weeks

+1 dawg


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InvisiblezZZz
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Re: My weed guy ran out of weed.... [Re: Niffla]
    #26724660 - 06/06/20 05:41 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

THANKZ DAWG


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InvisiblezZZz
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Re: My weed guy ran out of weed.... [Re: Patlal]
    #26724683 - 06/06/20 05:53 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
The pain is real.




i believe u yo :heart:


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Re: My weed guy ran out of weed.... [Re: Fiery]
    #26724748 - 06/06/20 06:19 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Fiery said:
Quote:

Patlal said:
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Now I have to be a good citizen and buy weed online from the government and wait 3 days for shipping.

My dick is gonna be HARD now.  Gonna have to smoke the cock in my pipe.






It's gonna be ok. Worse things could be happening.




No one even caught Patlal's ninja Edit, but I did. I'M A NINJA :ninja:


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InvisiblezZZz
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Re: My weed guy ran out of weed.... [Re: Fiery]
    #26724772 - 06/06/20 06:29 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

@Patlal :iloveyou:


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Invisiblesplit_by_nine
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Re: My weed guy ran out of weed.... [Re: Fiery]
    #26724821 - 06/06/20 07:00 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Fiery said:
Quote:

Fiery said:
Quote:

Patlal said:
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Now I have to be a good citizen and buy weed online from the government and wait 3 days for shipping.

My dick is gonna be HARD now.  Gonna have to smoke the cock in my pipe.






It's gonna be ok. Worse things could be happening.




No one even caught Patlal's ninja Edit, but I did. I'M A NINJA :ninja:




a cock ninja


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Re: My weed guy ran out of weed.... [Re: Patlal]
    #26724843 - 06/06/20 07:06 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

fucking Saturday night and no weed, only resin, sorry dude.
:bestcry:


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Re: My weed guy ran out of weed.... [Re: Antigov] * 1
    #26724913 - 06/06/20 07:52 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

such a noob thread by a veteran member, so gross

:wtfno:


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Re: My weed guy ran out of weed.... [Re: Cosmic_Flame]
    #26724946 - 06/06/20 08:05 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

I just smoked a bowl for u pat; it probly don’t help much


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Re: My weed guy ran out of weed.... [Re: theRealrollforever] * 2
    #26724958 - 06/06/20 08:08 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

guess am buthrt cause i have none either

welp

smoke moar guys


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