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KetaminePeen
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Pro Tip Thread
#26717416 - 06/03/20 06:14 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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list your pro tips
here's one, plug your nose tight with your fingers, close your mouth and eyes and swallow deeply 3 times
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zZZz
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YUCK
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zZZz
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Re: Pro Tip Thread [Re: zZZz] 2
#26717476 - 06/03/20 06:48 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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gross
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psi
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Quote:
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Re: Pro Tip Thread [Re: psi] 2
#26717500 - 06/03/20 07:00 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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If youre performing cpr alone, 30 pushes to 2 breaths. 100 pushes per minute
Check pulse first if unresponsive, check airway first if responsive
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If you need to make new holes in your leather belt, use an Awl tool.
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KetaminePeen
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Re: Pro Tip Thread [Re: psi] 2
#26717696 - 06/03/20 08:28 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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psi said:
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KetaminePeen said: here's one, plug your nose tight with your fingers, close your mouth and eyes and swallow deeply 3 times

It clears your ears
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I tried it not knowing what would happen, my ears getting cleared was a pleasant surprise
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1234go
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Chicken wings are stupid. They're a waste of your time, and your money. I honestly have everyone's best interest in mind with this one.
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Cosmic_Flame
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Re: Pro Tip Thread [Re: 1234go] 1
#26717742 - 06/03/20 08:45 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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protip: how 2 feel awesome
do tequila shots of smooth stuff 
add in cannabis once buzz has kicked in
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Are you a Lady with Pants that are just too Tight? Put a Dress On!
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don't eat yellow snow
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morrowasted
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Re: Pro Tip Thread [Re: azzbo] 1
#26717833 - 06/03/20 09:22 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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wear a condom
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pirate-blues


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If you're cooking something with a lot of oil that you need to get rid of, put a small piece of aluminum foil over the drain and pour the oil/fat/grease into the drain on top of the foil. Let it cool and solidify and then crumple it up and throw it out.
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Jokeshopbeard
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Be kind.
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
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spirit_shadow
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Pro tip: find a dish to perfectly compliment the perfect chicken wing.
Super pro tip: dont listen to 1234go about chicken wings :p
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Pro tip: don't harvest your weed till the soil is bone dry.
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1234go
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A friend who likes chicken wings is indeed a friend in need.
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Niffla



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Re: Pro Tip Thread [Re: 1234go] 1
#26718624 - 06/04/20 08:34 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
pirate-blues said: If you're cooking something with a lot of oil that you need to get rid of, put a small piece of aluminum foil over the drain and pour the oil/fat/grease into the drain on top of the foil. Let it cool and solidify and then crumple it up and throw it out.
This is good one!! Will use this next time.
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1234go said: A friend who likes chicken wings is indeed a friend in need. 
I will pay you if you go stand in front of a Wingstop and protest wings. You have to have a huge sign that says "fuck wings" or something like that and then berate the customers when they go in.
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Re: Pro Tip Thread [Re: Niffla] 1
#26718658 - 06/04/20 09:00 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'd probably get beat up by a bunch of drunken bros...dragged into an alley, and sodomized with hot wings. There would be at least one with a MAGA hat on.
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Re: Pro Tip Thread [Re: 1234go]
#26718659 - 06/04/20 09:01 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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That's not right. I disagree with you on chicken wings but everyone has a right to peacefully protest :/
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Re: Pro Tip Thread [Re: 1234go]
#26718660 - 06/04/20 09:02 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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1234go said: I'd probably get beat up by a bunch of drunken bros...dragged into an ally, and sodomized with hot wings. There would be at least one with a MAGA hat on.
Change takes sacrifice, man. You could be the first true martyr against the wing movement. Even in death you'd be etched in stone and remembered in history books forever.
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1234go
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Re: Pro Tip Thread [Re: Niffla] 1
#26718662 - 06/04/20 09:04 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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You're not wrong. I think you might be onto somethin' here, Niffla...I could be famous. Dead, but famous. (band name)
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spirit_shadow
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Re: Pro Tip Thread [Re: 1234go]
#26718674 - 06/04/20 09:10 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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1234go said: You're not wrong. I think you might be onto somethin' here, Niffla...I could be famous. Dead, but famous. (band name)
That's a dope band name
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1234go
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Advice from a stranger yesterday.
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Re: Pro Tip Thread [Re: 1234go]
#26719274 - 06/04/20 01:50 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Protip: lays cheddar and sour cream chips are the best chips to go with tomato soup
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Re: Pro Tip Thread [Re: 1234go] 2
#26719291 - 06/04/20 01:55 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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The flavors compliment each other very well
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lol, I believe it, it sounds tasty in a sort of 'i have the munchies super bad and also want some comfort food' kind of way.
I like to make croutons for tomato soup. Super easy. Take any old sandwich loaf you have laying around and chop up a slice of it in tiny little cubes, drizzle with olive oil and italian spices, and bake in the oven till super crispy. Good when you're in a pinch and you just gotta have some croutons.
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Dont exercise on a full stomach
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Yeah it is the fastest most simple best tasting snack 
Awww yeah that sounds awesome
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If you are at a CVS or other store and you don't have a rewards card you can use your local area code plus 867-5309 to have them look it up for you, of course the name will be Jenny.
Works almost always and the millennial behind the register wont have a clue
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Distorted Vision
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Pro tip.
Laugh.
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Blue and White are colors of strength (Yang) Red and Black are colors of weakness (Yin)
The young successful executive has a blue suit and blue BMW The old "Ï still got it" businessman buys a red ferrari
Think about it.
Red cap, white lettering "Make America Great Again"

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KetaminePeen
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Re: Pro Tip Thread [Re: Asante] 1
#26726295 - 06/07/20 11:09 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Asante said: Blue and White are colors of strength (Yang) Red and Black are colors of weakness (Yin)
The young successful executive has a blue suit and blue BMW The old "Ï still got it" businessman buys a red ferrari
Think about it.
Red cap, white lettering "Make America Great Again"


Asante;
what do earth tones represent, talking drab and forest green, grey and brown
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Pro tip: Call an electrician to do your electrical work. Don't try it yourself.
Sincerely,
Your handy dandy Shroomery electrician
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AroundtheSon
Learning to See



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I thought I stumbled on to reddit.
Wash between your toes.
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Asante
Mage


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Don't tell someone charmed by a psychopath that the guy is a psychopath. He'll spill the beans to please his charmer and now you have an intraspecies predator perceiving you as a threat.
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Re: Pro Tip Thread [Re: Asante]
#26727623 - 06/07/20 09:28 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Protip: ALSWAYS have a good dog with you when walking trails. (To detect ninjas and the like hiding behind trees)
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ninja cat 09
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Re: Pro Tip Thread [Re: Asante]
#26727832 - 06/07/20 11:59 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Asante said: Don't tell someone charmed by a psychopath that the guy is a psychopath. He'll spill the beans to please his charmer and now you have an intraspecies predator perceiving you as a threat.
How do you deal with that type of person? I've had the misfortune of meeting a couple of them in my life.
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LogicaL Chaos
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Try to self-reflect on your actions as much as possible so you dont become a hypocrite.
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Asante
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Quote:
ninja cat 09 said:
Quote:
Asante said: Don't tell someone charmed by a psychopath that the guy is a psychopath. He'll spill the beans to please his charmer and now you have an intraspecies predator perceiving you as a threat.
How do you deal with that type of person? I've had the misfortune of meeting a couple of them in my life.
Straight up tell them you dont like them anymore and move on, not getting in their way.
If its your boss, you might consider a transfer or a new job.
Their range of emotions and empathy often are limited, compensated with higher logic so you appeal to their logic.
Dont try to change them, they won't, try to keep your emotions out of it, it might annoy them.
What matters is how functional or dysfunctional they are and weather they are the subtle kind or the violent kind and whether they have it in for you or not.
Youtube is full of instructive videos.
Theres even songs that warn people, its that comon:
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Re: Pro Tip Thread [Re: Asante] 2
#26728313 - 06/08/20 07:34 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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squat when you poop
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Thanks a bunch Asante! Fortunately they're no longer in my life, but it would have been great to know they were psychopaths before I met them! They taught me the red flags well though 
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I wish I was a psychopath. Emotions hurt too much :/
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Niffla



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Quote:
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1234go
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Quote:
spirit_shadow said: I wish I was a psychopath. Emotions hurt too much :/
Pro Tip - Be careful what you wish for.
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Re: Pro Tip Thread [Re: 1234go]
#26728417 - 06/08/20 08:42 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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That would be a win win if it came true. I mean it would suck for everyone else but my emotion would be gone so I would not be able to get hurt emotionally.
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No, no, no, no.
You guys, the trick is to just embrace the emotional pain alongside the joy, and kind of become a bit of a masochist in the sense that you acknowledge that everything is temporary this pain too shall pass..and not only that, but it will make you grow as a person(if you have the right attitude).
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1234go
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Quote:
spirit_shadow said: That would be a win win if it came true. I mean it would suck for everyone else but my emotion would be gone so I would not be able to get hurt emotionally.
Don't be selfish. Consider everyone else - Pro Tip
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Re: Pro Tip Thread [Re: 1234go] 1
#26728430 - 06/08/20 08:48 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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To add on about emotion
Compartmentalization can be wonderful and extremely useful tool to get through shocking and traumatic moments. Thing is, just make sure to face those feelings eventually and accept them otherwise it will eat away at you.
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I am sooo good at compartmentalization that I forget to departmentalize.
It really makes me cool headed in crazy situations, but you're totally right that eventually you've got to face the music.
That shit will fester and come out at the worst time - big new job promotion? Lots of new stress? Oh! Repressed emotional angst and trauma, there you are!
I almost forgot about you.
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chest shaving pro tip place a finger on the nip lest your blade doth slip
Haikus can rhyme! A tripping alone pro tip for those without dogs or cats would be to have a big cozy stuffy available, preferably a seal or panda, because snuggles are awesome.
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Re: Pro Tip Thread [Re: 1234go]
#26728632 - 06/08/20 10:29 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
1234go said:
Quote:
spirit_shadow said: That would be a win win if it came true. I mean it would suck for everyone else but my emotion would be gone so I would not be able to get hurt emotionally.
Don't be selfish. Consider everyone else - Pro Tip
I have said many times I am probably the most selfish person. I dont deny this lol
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1234go
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Maybe try not to be?
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Asante
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Quote:
spirit_shadow said: I wish I was a psychopath. Emotions hurt too much :/
Be careful what you wish for.
In the video below you see GG Allin, a certified psychopath, doing his thing. That doesn't look like its any fun whatsoever:
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1234go
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Ugh. Yeah, Spirit...we couldn't be friends if you were like GG.
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Re: Pro Tip Thread [Re: 1234go]
#26729294 - 06/08/20 04:17 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'm not like gg so dont worry. I know it wouldnt be what I imagine it but damn it a person can dream....
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LogicaL Chaos
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When working on DMT extractions projects, use multiple half-pint jars, dab tools and a classic glass turkey baster. They work very well together:
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When trying to help people don't assume what they think is wrong is the problem. People who can't resolve things commonly don't know what the problem is, only that it's not working right.
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LogicaL Chaos
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Figuring out the problem is critical to solving a personal puzzle of practicality
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