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Buster_Brown
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Reasons to stop growing cheese 1
#26690726 - 05/23/20 04:04 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Whenever I'm at the dairy isle in Walmart I fantasize about it; The baking section, I reminisce. But one of the main reasons I am prospering like I do: I stopped growing cheese.
Yes, it would be fun to raise Jerseys and goats, but when I emerge from the isle without any cheese or baking supplies I know it was a battle won for my mental health and future aspirations for a productive lifestyle.
This is because, as much as I love cheese, it can become an idol sucking away my time and sanity until I am just as deaf and dumb as it. So, without further adieu, let's come up with a list of reasons not to grow cheese.
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SiggNature
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Re: Reasons to stop growing cheese [Re: Buster_Brown] 1
#26690733 - 05/23/20 04:07 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Reason #1. Growing mushrooms is more fun!
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Hartford
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Re: Reasons to stop growing cheese [Re: Buster_Brown]
#26690737 - 05/23/20 04:10 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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#2. There's too many obscure devices needed in the production of cheese.
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Re: Reasons to stop growing cheese [Re: Hartford]
#26691693 - 05/24/20 03:15 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Cheese seems like one hell of a process to manufacture and produce, TBH.
MOST dairy is, I'd assume.
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Re: Reasons to stop growing cheese [Re: Buster_Brown]
#26691808 - 05/24/20 05:07 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Eating an entire roll of Brie or camembert can burn your tongue, like the sour warhead challenge, but a cheesier version.
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Re: Reasons to stop growing cheese [Re: Buster_Brown]
#26691824 - 05/24/20 05:25 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Buster_Brown said: Whenever I'm at the dairy isle in Walmart I fantasize about it; The baking section, I reminisce. But one of the main reasons I am prospering like I do: I stopped growing cheese.
Yes, it would be fun to raise Jerseys and goats, but when I emerge from the isle without any cheese or baking supplies I know it was a battle won for my mental health and future aspirations for a productive lifestyle.
This is because, as much as I love cheese, it can become an idol sucking away my time and sanity until I am just as deaf and dumb as it. So, without further adieu, let's come up with a list of reasons not to grow cheese.
Although I don't know WTF you are talking about, but it is an interesting post.
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Re: Reasons to stop growing cheese [Re: Buster_Brown]
#26695876 - 05/25/20 10:16 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Buster_Brown said: Whenever I'm at the dairy isle in Walmart I fantasize about it; The baking section, I reminisce. But one of the main reasons I am prospering like I do: I stopped growing cheese.
Yes, it would be fun to raise Jerseys and goats, but when I emerge from the isle without any cheese or baking supplies I know it was a battle won for my mental health and future aspirations for a productive lifestyle.
This is because, as much as I love cheese, it can become an idol sucking away my time and sanity until I am just as deaf and dumb as it. So, without further adieu, let's come up with a list of reasons not to grow cheese.
Is it eating the cheese itself that becomes an idol, as in you're addicted and it has a negative impact on your health? Or is it the activity of making cheese that's a source of misery for you?
I read once that chemically the effects of eating cheese can resemble the effects of opiates on your brain, or that there's some common compound in cheese and opiates (I'm apparently too lazy to Google this at the moment...). Whether that's true or not, I definitely think cheese has some kind of strange relationship with the human brain.
I'd imagine raising goats would be fun but a lot of work.
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Re: Reasons to stop growing cheese [Re: Buster_Brown] 1
#26696032 - 05/26/20 12:50 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Reasons to stop growing chees
I can't think of a gouda one.
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that is such a cheesy joke....
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I see you picked up on my Italian accent.
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Re: Reasons to stop growing cheese [Re: Lion]
#26696451 - 05/26/20 07:35 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Lion said:
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Buster_Brown said: Whenever I'm at the dairy isle in Walmart I fantasize about it; The baking section, I reminisce. But one of the main reasons I am prospering like I do: I stopped growing cheese.
Yes, it would be fun to raise Jerseys and goats, but when I emerge from the isle without any cheese or baking supplies I know it was a battle won for my mental health and future aspirations for a productive lifestyle.
This is because, as much as I love cheese, it can become an idol sucking away my time and sanity until I am just as deaf and dumb as it. So, without further adieu, let's come up with a list of reasons not to grow cheese.
Is it eating the cheese itself that becomes an idol, as in you're addicted and it has a negative impact on your health? Or is it the activity of making cheese that's a source of misery for you?
I read once that chemically the effects of eating cheese can resemble the effects of opiates on your brain, or that there's some common compound in cheese and opiates (I'm apparently too lazy to Google this at the moment...). Whether that's true or not, I definitely think cheese has some kind of strange relationship with the human brain.
I'd imagine raising goats would be fun but a lot of work.
It was a satirical response to Hartford's "Reasons to stop growing mushrooms". As for goats, I think watching over a flock and eradicating an occasional predator would be a precursor to modern Statesmanship.
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Re: Reasons to stop growing cheese [Re: Buster_Brown] 2
#26707719 - 05/30/20 06:44 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Brie cheese is covered with a fungus... the look, feel, and taste reminded me of mycelium.
So, I tried making my own Brie at home.

Maybe that isn't a very good reason to quit making cheese. Sorry.
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Moses_Davidson said: Brie cheese is covered with a fungus... the look, feel, and taste reminded me of mycelium.
So, I tried making my own Brie at home.

Maybe that isn't a very good reason to quit making cheese. Sorry.

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