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Texas Honey Badger
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Re: Texas Honey Badger [Re: Niffla]
#27274711 - 03/29/21 04:11 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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1234go said: What's in there? Just water?
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Texas Honey Badger said: We have 3 Texas teams in the Elite 8
There's only two bruh, University of Houston and Baylor. 
Although two in the final 8 is commendable for sure.
Southern California has done very well also with UCLA and USC both getting into the Elite 8.
And when did Paw evolve into a honey badger?


They put disinfectant in there...My doc told me i take good care of my feet I became a Texas Honey Badger on the last full moon and just never changed back
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Niffla



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They put disinfectant in there...My doc told me i take good care of my feet I became a Texas Honey Badger on the last full moon and just never changed back

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Texas Honey Badger
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Re: Texas Honey Badger [Re: Niffla]
#27274895 - 03/29/21 07:11 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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I wonder if or when i change back Asante will let me have Paw Paw back?
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bodhisatta 
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Brb im going to go buy that name
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Texas Honey Badger
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You basturd
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1234go
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Texas Honey Badger said: My doc told me i take good care of my feet
I think he was hitting on you
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CHeifM4sterDiezL
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Re: Texas Honey Badger [Re: 1234go]
#27275031 - 03/29/21 09:08 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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What happened with Texas what about the badgers?
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1234go
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Honey badgers have somehow been introduced to the gulf area of texas (probably by trade ships), and have been making their way north into the piney woods area.
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Re: Texas Honey Badger [Re: 1234go]
#27275039 - 03/29/21 09:13 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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Well just shoot the damn things wtf you guys
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1234go
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It's getting to that point. They've been elusive for the most part, but with their population increasing... they've been causing some problems in developed areas.
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CHeifM4sterDiezL
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Re: Texas Honey Badger [Re: 1234go]
#27275055 - 03/29/21 09:23 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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Well get some dogs and track the fucking thing the last thing we need right now is these fucking things ripping up our lawns and getting into the trash
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1234go
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They burrow, and live underground...we gonna have to smoke em out
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CHeifM4sterDiezL
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Re: Texas Honey Badger [Re: 1234go]
#27275080 - 03/29/21 09:43 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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Bait up some trash and snatch their ass up in a trap or snare or drop them in a spike pit or crunch them in a dead fall or whatever idfc
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Texas Honey Badger
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CHeifM4sterDiezL said: Well get some dogs and track the fucking thing
I am sorry but dogs will not fuck with a Texas Honey Badger
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Fiery
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Just back off 1234go and Texas whatever the eff he is. They are on a classic manic melt and no convincing will prove them wrong.
The injustices of the world don't matter- each one will be met by the Karma in due time.
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larry.fisherman
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Honey badgers aren't as big as a wolverine but wolverines have killed bears before and regularly chase off mountain lions. They are basically the same creature they only differ in size. A honey badger would wreck a dog, doesn't matter how mean or big it is. You'd need like a grenade launcher, or a pack or cougars with laser beams on their heads. They are like the angry short dudes of the animal kingdom if that angry short dude was Bruce Lee
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CHeifM4sterDiezL
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CHeifM4sterDiezL said: Well get some dogs and track the fucking thing
I am sorry but dogs will not fuck with a Texas Honey Badger 
Umm I'm not sure what nature school you went to but a pack of dog most certainly would run a honey badger down and pin it. They like tiny the things are like 20lbs. Hyena and jackets lit kill them like hot cakes hell even a pack of cape fox will kill a honey badger. They just distract it and go straight for the butt hole and use it to rip the belly open
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CHeifM4sterDiezL
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Omg it's not a single dog its a pack of dogs. The only reason they don't get killed all the time is most times it's not worth the trouble
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larry.fisherman
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Ur just wrong pal ur an amateur basically john snow when he's a baby you know less than nothing u prob couldn't even tell a honey badger from a marten like
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larry.fisherman
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When chief sees a honey badger:
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