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InvisibleFiery
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Re: TEXAS With Cheese! [Re: ONE OZ SLUG]
    #27187936 - 02/05/21 12:20 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Yeah, we call spice. We all know Paw can't jump fences with his busted toe and hip. What he was really going was having his hommies jump the fence to help more Mexicans cross the border into Texas.


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Re: TEXAS! [Re: ONE OZ SLUG] * 2
    #27188140 - 02/05/21 02:37 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

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ONE OZ SLUG said:
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Paw Paw said:
I also jumped the little short fence under the bridge and got 5 gallon buckets full of bat guano for my garden:derdance:



I call spice :crankey:



I know the rules in here bubbs:crankey:


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Re: TEXAS! [Re: ONE OZ SLUG]
    #27189192 - 02/06/21 07:04 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

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Re: TEXAS! [Re: Texas Honey Badger] * 1
    #27189213 - 02/06/21 07:25 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Chigger lover! :crankey:


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Re: TEXAS! [Re: 1234go]
    #27189278 - 02/06/21 08:09 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

You don't know chiggers til you go to Florida, Texas doesn't have that level of Spanish moss.


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Re: TEXAS! [Re: MorphinTime]
    #27189293 - 02/06/21 08:19 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

All the old people bring the chiggers into Florida:crankey:


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Re: TEXAS! [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
    #27189301 - 02/06/21 08:25 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Florida, LOL.


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Re: TEXAS! [Re: 1234go]
    #27189929 - 02/06/21 03:29 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

I am starting to feel normal again after the foot surgery
I still have texas size hiccups for some freazked out wierd reason

I am gonna try eating a sugar pack, i cannot drink more water...it has not helped at all:beatingtodeath:


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Re: TEXAS! [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
    #27189936 - 02/06/21 03:36 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

When was the last time you saw a purple rabbit with an umbrella?




YOUR HICCUPS ARE CURED


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Re: TEXAS! [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
    #27191193 - 02/07/21 08:32 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Get well soon, Paw.  We love you. 

:fingerpistol::robindance:


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Re: TEXAS! [Re: 1234go]
    #27191247 - 02/07/21 09:07 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Prolonged hiccups is a proven medical-scientific religious law theory that states that: both toes are going out.


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Re: TEXAS! [Re: BayerPhi]
    #27191373 - 02/07/21 10:21 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Hey Texans, I hear it's 70 today and you'll be in the 40s by Thurs- stay warm, I know that's chilly for you tenders.

Chiggers in SW FL especially.. used to have scars from scratching them out. Thanks a lot, old people.


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Re: TEXAS! [Re: birdeatingspider]
    #27191596 - 02/07/21 12:10 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

I drank apple cider vinegar and it got rid of my hiccups for awhile last night
Now if i could shit the shakes would go away, opiates and ether is a bad combo

I have no pain at all from my toe which is pretty damn good:fuckyeah:




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Re: TEXAS! [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
    #27191801 - 02/07/21 01:21 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

For hiccups I take a normal-large sized breath and swallow as many times as I can without taking another breath.  I usually get about 3.  Works every time


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Re: TEXAS! [Re: MorphinTime]
    #27191826 - 02/07/21 01:30 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

I will try anything at this point


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Re: TEXAS! [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
    #27191852 - 02/07/21 01:40 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

I inhale deeply as possible like stretching my lungs and just hold it like a salvia hit until you cant hold it any more and repeat if needed, always works for me


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Re: TEXAS! [Re: trees]
    #27192105 - 02/07/21 03:34 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Upside down trick-
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You just pour a glass of water, move your head forward and downward over the glass, and tilt the glass forward so you're drinking from the "opposite" side of the glass where your fingers usually grip the cup.





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Re: TEXAS! [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
    #27192135 - 02/07/21 03:48 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

WHen was the last time you saw a purple rabbit paw?




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Re: TEXAS! [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
    #27193467 - 02/08/21 10:48 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Paw Paw said:
I will try anything at this point





:yeahthatsright:


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Re: TEXAS! [Re: 1234go]
    #27193527 - 02/08/21 11:14 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

These hiccups will not go away:beatingtodeath:


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