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Re: TEXAS! [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #27178437 - 01/30/21 07:46 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

What about cars without horns, only showing position and speed.


"Cars... Wit hour Horns?


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Re: TEXAS! [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #27178488 - 01/30/21 08:28 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

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Anyone that thinks horns on cars is cool shouldnt be legally allowed to criticize how food tastes :wonka:





This is exactly what I'm talking about... jealous haters.:allsodisappointed:


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Re: TEXAS! [Re: 1234go]
    #27178497 - 01/30/21 08:33 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Just what a bull horn on car lover would say :ancientaliens:


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Re: TEXAS! [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #27178505 - 01/30/21 08:37 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

That's not a bullhorn, those are bull horns.


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Re: TEXAS! [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #27179101 - 01/31/21 09:37 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

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Just what a bull horn on car lover would say :ancientaliens:



:picard:


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Re: TEXAS! [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
    #27179108 - 01/31/21 09:46 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Thats not the point.....I cant even :doublefacepalm:


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Re: TEXAS! [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #27179825 - 01/31/21 06:49 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Point is thatcha'betta get'cher facts straight fore'y'go throwin' stones....


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Re: TEXAS! [Re: 1234go]
    #27179833 - 01/31/21 06:54 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

i can skip a stone farther than u


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Re: TEXAS! [Re: cannabinated]
    #27179848 - 01/31/21 07:09 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Bullshit, I can toss 15-20 skips w'muh eyes closed. Erry time...


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Re: TEXAS! [Re: 1234go]
    #27180127 - 01/31/21 11:10 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Sounds like typical bullshit you'd hear from a Texan along with their 2.5 inch "Texan-sized steaks." Little cuts, damn, baby cuts. Y'all got enough teeth over there to handle a big boy steak?


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Re: TEXAS! [Re: MorphinTime]
    #27180129 - 01/31/21 11:13 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Everything is bigger in Texas, even the drive to gtf out of it


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Re: TEXAS! [Re: BayerPhi]
    #27180131 - 01/31/21 11:15 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Y'all got that 80 mph interstate speed limit, don't wanna hear it.


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Re: TEXAS! [Re: MorphinTime]
    #27180136 - 01/31/21 11:23 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

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Y'all got that 80 mph interstate speed limit, don't wanna hear it.




80mph!? Whotf drives below 85mph? We goin' 90+mph.
"Speed Limit" my cowhide ass, more like speed recommendation.
It's 80mph in the ditch when they run you off the road.


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Re: TEXAS! [Re: BayerPhi]
    #27180139 - 01/31/21 11:36 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

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Y'all got that 80 mph interstate speed limit, don't wanna hear it.




80mph!? Whotf drives below 85mph? We goin' 90+mph.
"Speed Limit" my cowhide ass, more like speed recommendation.
It's 80mph in the ditch when they run you off the road.



How you handle speed limits is how I imagine 1234go handles tasting things :awehigh:


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Re: TEXAS! [Re: BayerPhi]
    #27180141 - 01/31/21 11:43 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Yeah, been there, drove that.  Let me guess, your dick's about 2.5 inches, Texas-sized?


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Re: TEXAS! [Re: MorphinTime]
    #27180143 - 01/31/21 11:48 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

That's private....that's why they call them the privates :ancientaliens:


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Re: TEXAS! [Re: MorphinTime]
    #27180329 - 02/01/21 05:23 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

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MorphinTime said:
Sounds like typical bullshit you'd hear from a Texan along with their 2.5 inch "Texan-sized steaks." Little cuts, damn, baby cuts. Y'all got enough teeth over there to handle a big boy steak?



Quote:

MorphinTime said:
Yeah, been there, drove that.  Let me guess, your dick's about 2.5 inches, Texas-sized?





Oh, look...another crybaby fuming over Texas, and its bad ass reputation.  You're losing it, dude... let's try to keep it civil, okay?


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Re: TEXAS! [Re: 1234go]
    #27180365 - 02/01/21 06:08 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

People only think Texas is big because 'Merica is weiner shy so they use political maps. It's actually small, weak, and effeminate. With small steaks.


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Re: TEXAS! [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #27180396 - 02/01/21 06:46 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

That doesn't make sense.  So you're wrong there.
You might even be speakin mexican if it wasn't for Texas.


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Re: TEXAS! [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #27180457 - 02/01/21 07:58 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

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Quote:

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MorphinTime said:
Y'all got that 80 mph interstate speed limit, don't wanna hear it.




80mph!? Whotf drives below 85mph? We goin' 90+mph.
"Speed Limit" my cowhide ass, more like speed recommendation.
It's 80mph in the ditch when they run you off the road.



How you handle speed limits is how I imagine 1234go handles tasting things :awehigh:




And how you handle the physics of it is splatter into multiple body parts across the road.
Everything is bigger in Texas, even the roadkill!


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