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InvisibleTexas Honey BadgerM
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Re: TEXAS! [Re: 1234go]
    #27145468 - 01/13/21 09:39 AM (3 years, 15 days ago)

I gotta go get mama from the hospital
You Gaywadss need to quit being so loud


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Re: TEXAS! [Re: 1234go] * 2
    #27145511 - 01/13/21 09:59 AM (3 years, 15 days ago)

Enjoy the walk! Take pics if there's something purdy.

canna I'm pretty sure you have to live in TX for at least a year before being allowed to say, y'all.'

Paw, glad your Mom did well in surgery, will you be the one taking care as she recovers?


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Re: TEXAS! [Re: birdeatingspider]
    #27151837 - 01/16/21 04:55 PM (3 years, 12 days ago)

I almost got robbed getting gas in Htown
Proofs in my avatar
Doc said I was close to losing a eye ๐Ÿ‘


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Re: TEXAS! [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
    #27152126 - 01/16/21 08:30 PM (3 years, 11 days ago)

Daaamn. Time to invest in a high powered taser or mace. I hope you heal fast <3


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Re: TEXAS! [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
    #27152184 - 01/16/21 09:00 PM (3 years, 11 days ago)

im sorry that happened mangg thats real fucced up


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Re: Journey [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
    #27152189 - 01/16/21 09:02 PM (3 years, 11 days ago)

Quote:

Paw Paw said:

Doc said I was close to losing a eye ๐Ÿ‘




* an eye


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Re: TEXAS! [Re: cannabinated]
    #27152317 - 01/16/21 10:06 PM (3 years, 11 days ago)

If I was in my truck I would have had my pistol and that fucker would be dead
He had some kind of spike in his glove
I was in my moms sissy car and I guess the dude thought I was easy pickings
Be careful getting gas in Htown especially if you are a white boy


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Re: TEXAS! [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
    #27157558 - 01/19/21 01:53 PM (3 years, 9 days ago)

Bump because i love Texas:derdance:


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Re: TEXAS! [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
    #27157600 - 01/19/21 02:19 PM (3 years, 9 days ago)

Bump in honor of 1234go :salute:


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Re: TEXAS! [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #27157672 - 01/19/21 03:15 PM (3 years, 9 days ago)

I told the foo boy not to join the lottery


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Re: TEXAS! [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #27158166 - 01/19/21 07:25 PM (3 years, 8 days ago)

This is the pistol i took off the black boy after our scuffell



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Re: TEXAS! [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
    #27158439 - 01/19/21 10:16 PM (3 years, 8 days ago)

Yeah right I bet you got that little cap gun at the dollar store :awehigh:


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Re: TEXAS! [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #27158963 - 01/20/21 08:26 AM (3 years, 8 days ago)

Paw, is there a thread explaining what happened? That shiner is no joke, eat carrots.


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Re: TEXAS! [Re: birdeatingspider]
    #27159016 - 01/20/21 08:56 AM (3 years, 8 days ago)

I was in Houston all last week and helping my mom with her hip replacement
Anyway i was getting gas in her Rav4 sissy toyota car

This black dude tried to jack me and we got into a scuffell
The little fucker only weighed probably 170 lbs
I slapped his ass upside the head with my slap jack, he went nite nite:smilingpuppy:

I saw his pistol and took it away from him, i had no idea he had a gun
The Habib dude inside the store had seen it all and told me he called the po po
He also told me he would erase the video which was cool

Then i went to the doctor because i was bleeding from my eye
I also hurt my shoulder :crankey:


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Re: TEXAS! [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
    #27159061 - 01/20/21 09:20 AM (3 years, 8 days ago)

Damn, is your vision alright? That sucks, so much for karma. Despite your moms and you needing medical attention, sounds like you both lucked out- all things considering.

The irony that you used a typical 'thug' weapon on him is not lost. Congrats on your new pistol, very pretty. Was it loaded?


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Re: TEXAS! [Re: birdeatingspider]
    #27159593 - 01/20/21 01:21 PM (3 years, 8 days ago)

Yeah they were wicked looking hollow points
Kinda looked like hydroshocks without the middle spike


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Re: TEXAS! [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
    #27159660 - 01/20/21 02:01 PM (3 years, 8 days ago)

Quote:

Paw Paw said:
I was in Houston all last week and helping my mom with her hip replacement
Anyway i was getting gas in her Rav4 sissy toyota car

This black dude tried to jack me and we got into a scuffell
The little fucker only weighed probably 170 lbs
I slapped his ass upside the head with my slap jack, he went nite nite:smilingpuppy:

I saw his pistol and took it away from him, i had no idea he had a gun
The Habib dude inside the store had seen it all and told me he called the po po
He also told me he would erase the video which was cool

Then i went to the doctor because i was bleeding from my eye
I also hurt my shoulder :crankey:



You sir are a true american :salute:


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Re: TEXAS! [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #27159934 - 01/20/21 04:57 PM (3 years, 8 days ago)

I still live and work in the oil fields so yeah he picked the wrong fucker to rob:derdance: if i had been in my truck he would have probably just left me alone

I had to leave the pistol at moms cause i flew back out here monday evening
I will probably just leave it with her, she knows how to shoot pretty good


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Re: TEXAS! [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
    #27160028 - 01/20/21 05:35 PM (3 years, 8 days ago)

<3


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Re: TEXAS! [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
    #27160037 - 01/20/21 05:41 PM (3 years, 8 days ago)

Incoming puppet @1234go :awesketch:


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