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Re: @chicken wings [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #26900916 - 08/26/20 04:19 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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So I've been working my way through my covid stash and yesterday I got to a Costco can of chicken breast. Canned chicken breast. I thought it was going to be absolute trash and was not looking forward to eating it at all. But I was amazed that it was actually pretty damn good. Like it was really tender and juicy. I was shocked to be honest.




Probably because you know how to make boss chicken, dude.


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Re: @chicken wings [Re: christopera] * 1
    #26900983 - 08/26/20 05:01 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Canned food has come along pretty decently, all things considered. 

Just think for a second, somewhere out there in the world, in someone’s storage locker, cabin, or garage - is a box of MRE’s with chicken killed and processed from way back when our grandparents were still alive & young.

That chicken needs to be fully released from its mortal coil - but it cannot, bc it is canned/bagged.  :eek:

Someone save the old chickens who’ve been laid to rest in forgotten MREs.  Someone do something damnit.:crankey:

The chickens did not abandon us during the great world wars...so why do we now abandon them?  :nonono:

No one likes to look at or taste the cold hard reality of war chicken bc it leaves a bitter taste that’s last note is a memory of horrific days spent nourishing men who then used their energy to kill other men. 

I speak for them all now.  I channel all those chicken.  And we say to you - Remember Us?  We Remember You...


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Re: @chicken wings [Re: 1234go]
    #26900993 - 08/26/20 05:07 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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1234go said:
I've been pleasantly surprised by canned meats in general lately...especially canned seafood.  Might have to give the canned chicken a whirl, just for kicks...



Fuuuuuck yoooouuuuuu.......you will eat canned chicken but not properly cooked wings? FOR SHAME :notsureif:


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Re: @chicken wings [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #26901002 - 08/26/20 05:11 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

I bet he ate chicken this week.


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Re: @chicken wings [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #26901004 - 08/26/20 05:12 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

I swear I'm half tempted to make 1 chicken wing, vaccume seal it, then mail it to 1234go :wonka:


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Re: @chicken wings [Re: spirit_shadow] * 1
    #26901009 - 08/26/20 05:16 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Sounds good...sounds even better If we all did that and mailed them at the same time - maybe then his soul could be saved?

Anyways... I say send him the 1 as an appetizer to stimulate his primal lust for wings.  Make chicken great again.


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Re: @chicken wings [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #26901073 - 08/26/20 05:53 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

:whathesaid: #free1234gosbuds


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Re: @chicken wings [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #26901101 - 08/26/20 06:14 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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spirit_shadow said:
I swear I'm half tempted to make 1 chicken wing, vaccume seal it, then mail it to 1234go :wonka:





Lol.  That'd be pretty funny, but I'd return to sender.


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Re: @chicken wings [Re: 1234go]
    #26901142 - 08/26/20 06:39 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

We went thru Pecos today and I got a yeller meat watermelon
Fuck wings fuck working


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Re: @chicken wings [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
    #26901153 - 08/26/20 06:53 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Them yeller ones are good.  I planted some a few years ago, neglected them, and they did amazing.


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Re: @chicken wings [Re: 1234go]
    #26901180 - 08/26/20 07:31 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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1234go said:
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spirit_shadow said:
I swear I'm half tempted to make 1 chicken wing, vaccume seal it, then drive it to 1234go :wonka:





Lol.  That'd be pretty funny, but I'd return to sender.



Fixed :house:


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Re: @chicken wings [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #26901231 - 08/26/20 08:10 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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The Blind Ass said:
Canned food has come along pretty decently, all things considered. 

Just think for a second, somewhere out there in the world, in someone’s storage locker, cabin, or garage - is a box of MRE’s with chicken killed and processed from way back when our grandparents were still alive & young.

That chicken needs to be fully released from its mortal coil - but it cannot, bc it is canned/bagged.  :eek:

Someone save the old chickens who’ve been laid to rest in forgotten MREs.  Someone do something damnit.:crankey:

The chickens did not abandon us during the great world wars...so why do we now abandon them?  :nonono:

No one likes to look at or taste the cold hard reality of war chicken bc it leaves a bitter taste that’s last note is a memory of horrific days spent nourishing men who then used their energy to kill other men. 

I speak for them all now.  I channel all those chicken.  And we say to you - Remember Us?  We Remember You...




There is this guy on YouTube who eats old war rations haha. Some of the stuff does look questionable lol. He found a pack of BZP and seemed way more excited about that than anything else haha. He was eating German tank infantry chocolate that was "enhanced" it was more than likely meth chocolate :lol:


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Re: @chicken wings [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #26901234 - 08/26/20 08:12 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

It would be way better to like fill his entire car with wings from the floorboard to the ceiling



wings in buffalo wing sauce so his car would be stained forever and the smell of buffalo wing sauce would never leave


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Re: @chicken wings [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #26901307 - 08/26/20 09:07 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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Fuuuuuck yoooouuuuuu.......you will eat canned chicken but not properly cooked wings? FOR SHAME :notsureif:





I'd eat a wing, but I would not enjoy it.


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Re: @chicken wings [Re: 1234go]
    #26901749 - 08/27/20 07:55 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

The best way to cook wings is with Napalm:fuckyeah:
morning wangers :drinkcoffee:


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Re: @chicken wings [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
    #26901759 - 08/27/20 08:01 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

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Spicemaster said:
The best way to cook wings is with Napalm




Okay so now I finally know why they call you the "Spicemaster".


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Re: @chicken wings [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #26901808 - 08/27/20 08:34 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

I picture spicemaster as Murdock from the A-team and seasoning shit with antifreeze :lol:


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Re: @chicken wings [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #26901841 - 08/27/20 08:48 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

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Niffla said:
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Spicemaster said:
The best way to cook wings is with Napalm




Okay so now I finally know why they call you the "Spicemaster".




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Re: @chicken wings [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #26901864 - 08/27/20 08:56 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

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The Blind Ass said:
Quote:

Niffla said:
Quote:

Spicemaster said:
The best way to cook wings is with Napalm




Okay so now I finally know why they call you the "Spicemaster".




:geicogecko: Woah ...




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Re: @chicken wings [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #26901926 - 08/27/20 09:22 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

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spirit_shadow said:
I picture spicemaster as Murdock from the A-team and seasoning shit with antifreeze :lol:



I picture you and me taking long walks on the beach holding hands:cheer:


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