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Re: @chicken wangs errwit errwit [Re: 1234go]
    #26863998 - 08/05/20 08:26 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Da fuq is a poop knife

And what is its primary function may I ask


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Re: @chicken wangs errwit errwit [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #26864007 - 08/05/20 08:31 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

For large poops that won't flush.  You cut them up with your handy dandy poop knife.



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Re: @chicken wangs errwit errwit [Re: 1234go]
    #26864010 - 08/05/20 08:31 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

We should all pitch in, and get one for Paw.
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Re: @chicken wangs errwit errwit [Re: 1234go]
    #26864016 - 08/05/20 08:34 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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:ohwow:


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Re: @chicken wangs errwit errwit [Re: 1234go]
    #26864319 - 08/05/20 11:06 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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1234go said:
We should all pitch in, and get one for Paw.
:smilingpuppy:



I shit little ringlets:cheer:


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Re: @chicken wangs errwit errwit [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
    #26864325 - 08/05/20 11:12 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

I figured you'd have more manly poops...


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Re: @chicken wangs errwit errwit [Re: 1234go]
    #26864547 - 08/05/20 12:49 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Real men are all about those dinosaur sized shits




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Re: @chicken wangs errwit errwit [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #26864558 - 08/05/20 12:55 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Poop knife for real? Whatever happened to the courtesy flush?

I prefer not to go out like Elvis. Wings will get ya there I bet Haha.


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Re: @chicken wangs errwit errwit [Re: SonicTitan]
    #26864569 - 08/05/20 01:02 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

I remember a shit that a friend of mine took in high school.  Word had gotten around the school (small town) to go look in a certain restroom stall, and this thing was literally as big a sub sandwich. 
The janitor had to use a coat hanger to chop it up enough to flush down.  His job would've been made easier with a poop knife...:sadyes:


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Re: @chicken wangs errwit errwit [Re: 1234go] * 1
    #26864588 - 08/05/20 01:10 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Who is going to put their poop knife in the dishwasher ??? What the actual fuck, that is disgusting.


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Re: @chicken wangs errwit errwit [Re: SonicTitan]
    #26864597 - 08/05/20 01:17 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah, unless someone owns a poop knife for novelty...they're probably pretty gross.


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Re: @chicken wangs errwit errwit [Re: 1234go]
    #26864629 - 08/05/20 01:31 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

If i need a poop knife i will use my fingers and squish it in pieces:piss:


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Re: @chicken wangs errwit errwit [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
    #26864638 - 08/05/20 01:35 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

I understand the importance of a good toe knife though :awesomenod:


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Re: @chicken wangs errwit errwit [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
    #26864643 - 08/05/20 01:36 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

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If i need a poop knife i will use my fingers and squish it in pieces:piss:




Why don't you use your splatchcock


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Re: @chicken wangs errwit errwit [Re: Niffla]
    #26864665 - 08/05/20 01:52 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

My turd cutter works pretty well thank you.


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Re: @chicken wangs errwit errwit [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
    #26864667 - 08/05/20 01:52 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Spicemaster said:
If i need a poop knife i will use my fingers and squish it in pieces:piss:






:ruggedwink:


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Re: @chicken wangs errwit errwit [Re: Cosmic Eye]
    #26864671 - 08/05/20 01:54 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

i have a bigger poop pile in my yard

worm poop tho

i turned some of it over yesterday and it was like dinosaur ocean type shit

tentacles everywhere :eek:


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Re: @chicken wangs errwit errwit [Re: cannabinated] * 1
    #26864832 - 08/05/20 03:28 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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it was like dinosaur ocean type shit

tentacles everywhere





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Re: @chicken wangs errwit errwit [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #26865922 - 08/06/20 07:28 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Oh, Oh, I can answer this!

Pick me! Pick me!

I'm studying math rn. What we need to do is break the equation down to size.

A function has two or more variables that equate to serve an objective purpose, right?

So, a primary function would be one that has two or more variables (e.g. a²+b²=c²) that equate to serve an objective purpose, which result in a primary number!

To find the area of a hot girls booty, we need to use this primary function: Ļ€r². It's a primary function because the answer we will be getting is only a number.



Also, sorry about my outburst earlier guys. Went through a loss a couple days ago, and I'm disoriented. Don't know what's what anymore.

Love you's. <3


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Re: @chicken wangs errwit errwit [Re: 1234go]
    #26865925 - 08/06/20 07:31 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

I missed everything yesterday but i am going to quit crying about having to work:cryaboutit:
I have more money than Davy Crockett:snowman:


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