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Re: @chicken wangs errwit errwit [Re: 1234go]
#26863998 - 08/05/20 08:26 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Da fuq is a poop knife
And what is its primary function may I ask
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Re: @chicken wangs errwit errwit [Re: Niffla] 1
#26864007 - 08/05/20 08:31 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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For large poops that won't flush. You cut them up with your handy dandy poop knife.
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1234go
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Re: @chicken wangs errwit errwit [Re: 1234go]
#26864010 - 08/05/20 08:31 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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We should all pitch in, and get one for Paw.
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Niffla



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Re: @chicken wangs errwit errwit [Re: 1234go]
#26864016 - 08/05/20 08:34 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Texas Honey Badger
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Re: @chicken wangs errwit errwit [Re: 1234go]
#26864319 - 08/05/20 11:06 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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1234go said: We should all pitch in, and get one for Paw.

I shit little ringlets
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1234go
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I figured you'd have more manly poops...
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The Blind Ass
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Re: @chicken wangs errwit errwit [Re: 1234go]
#26864547 - 08/05/20 12:49 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Real men are all about those dinosaur sized shits
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SonicTitan


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Poop knife for real? Whatever happened to the courtesy flush?
I prefer not to go out like Elvis. Wings will get ya there I bet Haha.
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1234go
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Re: @chicken wangs errwit errwit [Re: SonicTitan]
#26864569 - 08/05/20 01:02 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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I remember a shit that a friend of mine took in high school. Word had gotten around the school (small town) to go look in a certain restroom stall, and this thing was literally as big a sub sandwich. The janitor had to use a coat hanger to chop it up enough to flush down. His job would've been made easier with a poop knife...
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SonicTitan


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Re: @chicken wangs errwit errwit [Re: 1234go] 1
#26864588 - 08/05/20 01:10 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Who is going to put their poop knife in the dishwasher ??? What the actual fuck, that is disgusting.
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1234go
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Re: @chicken wangs errwit errwit [Re: SonicTitan]
#26864597 - 08/05/20 01:17 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yeah, unless someone owns a poop knife for novelty...they're probably pretty gross.
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Re: @chicken wangs errwit errwit [Re: 1234go]
#26864629 - 08/05/20 01:31 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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If i need a poop knife i will use my fingers and squish it in pieces
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SonicTitan


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I understand the importance of a good toe knife though
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Niffla



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Quote:
Spicemaster said: If i need a poop knife i will use my fingers and squish it in pieces
Why don't you use your splatchcock
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Re: @chicken wangs errwit errwit [Re: Niffla]
#26864665 - 08/05/20 01:52 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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My turd cutter works pretty well thank you.
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1234go
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Quote:
Spicemaster said: If i need a poop knife i will use my fingers and squish it in pieces
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Re: @chicken wangs errwit errwit [Re: Cosmic Eye]
#26864671 - 08/05/20 01:54 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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i have a bigger poop pile in my yard
worm poop tho
i turned some of it over yesterday and it was like dinosaur ocean type shit
tentacles everywhere
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1234go
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Re: @chicken wangs errwit errwit [Re: cannabinated] 1
#26864832 - 08/05/20 03:28 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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cannabinated said: it was like dinosaur ocean type shit
tentacles everywhere
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pur3bind
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Re: @chicken wangs errwit errwit [Re: Niffla] 1
#26865922 - 08/06/20 07:28 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Oh, Oh, I can answer this!
Pick me! Pick me!
I'm studying math rn. What we need to do is break the equation down to size.
A function has two or more variables that equate to serve an objective purpose, right?
So, a primary function would be one that has two or more variables (e.g. a²+b²=c²) that equate to serve an objective purpose, which result in a primary number!
To find the area of a hot girls booty, we need to use this primary function: Ļr². It's a primary function because the answer we will be getting is only a number.

Also, sorry about my outburst earlier guys. Went through a loss a couple days ago, and I'm disoriented. Don't know what's what anymore.
Love you's. <3
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Re: @chicken wangs errwit errwit [Re: 1234go]
#26865925 - 08/06/20 07:31 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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I missed everything yesterday but i am going to quit crying about having to work I have more money than Davy Crockett
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