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The Blind Ass
Bodhi



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I accidentally rubbed my ear & now it’s on fire. Halp.
I need to get a dog or a cat or a woman.
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pirate-blues



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Maybe it's a sign from the gods 
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The Blind Ass
Bodhi



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I wish...but Im allergic to cat hair
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Edited by The Blind Ass (06/29/20 03:05 AM)
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Shenmue
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pirate-blues said: Maybe it's a sign from the gods 

Cats are pure evil!!! If your pet cat was 200 pounds you better believe it would kill your ass lol. The only animal that truly loves us are dogs!!
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pirate-blues



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Re: @eat my shortz!!!!.... [Re: Shenmue] 2
#26791169 - 06/29/20 12:49 AM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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lol if you want a fight you're barking up the wrong tree - I have a dog.
I've just been trying to make friends with this cat I've been seeing around so they've been on the brain. And I just like aminals.
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zZZz
jesus



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LUV U PIRATE-BLUES MARRY ME PLZ
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zZZz
jesus



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Re: @eat my shortz!!!!.... [Re: zZZz]
#26791297 - 06/29/20 03:39 AM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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LUV U BABE LUV U SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH
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zZZz
jesus



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Re: @eat my shortz!!!!.... [Re: zZZz]
#26791312 - 06/29/20 03:51 AM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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U DA BOMBDIGGIDY BABE U'RE SO AWESOME N SHIT I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW AWESOME AND AMZING U ARE 4 REAL YO OK BYE
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Texas Honey Badger
No fucks given



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The womenfolk brought another kitty home yesterday So that makes 5 fucking cats under my roof meow They all hate wings
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SonicTitan


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Cats hate all garbage meat. What did you name this kitty??
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Niffla



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Re: @eat my shortz!!!!.... [Re: zZZz] 2
#26791502 - 06/29/20 07:09 AM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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zZZz said: U DA BOMBDIGGIDY BABE U'RE SO AWESOME N SHIT I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW AWESOME AND AMZING U ARE 4 REAL YO OK BYE
Instant replay of Z's proposal to PB

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Texas Honey Badger
No fucks given



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Re: @eat my shortz!!!!.... [Re: SonicTitan] 1
#26791513 - 06/29/20 07:17 AM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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SonicTitan said: Cats hate all garbage meat. What did you name this kitty??
No name yet and really do not know if its a female or male
Its eyes were really infected, we doctored them yesterday This morning the eyes are clear as a bell and its purring It was also covered in fleas and we got them off with 2 baths and combing
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SonicTitan


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Aww poor little thing. Its heartwarming to see you give it a good home man 
Name it Sirachi
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gopher
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Spicemaster said: It was also covered in fleas and we got them off with 2 baths and combing 
when my dogs got fleas we had to buy like some $80 poison drops, I think how it works is it poisons the dogs bloodstream and all the fleas die, for like 2-3 weeks everything we tried didnt work so we had to get the poison, fleas are hard to squish, at one point I tried squishing all the fleas between my finger nails
and I let the dogs into my bed when they had them and for a week I was finding fleas hopping around my bed kinda fucked
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1234go
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Re: @eat my shortz!!!!.... [Re: SonicTitan]
#26791538 - 06/29/20 07:39 AM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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My cat was hogging all the bed space last night...didn't sleep too well.
The fried chicken (homemade of course;)) didn't help either...nor did the bottle of wine I finished. 
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1234go
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The Blind Ass said: Im allergic to cat hair
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1234go
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The Blind Ass said: I’m eating wings right now 

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pirate-blues


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Re: @eat my shortz!!!!.... [Re: zZZz]
#26791593 - 06/29/20 08:15 AM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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1234go said: My cat was hogging all the bed space last night...didn't sleep too well.
The fried chicken (homemade of course;)) didn't help either...nor did the bottle of wine I finished.  
I think I got 2 hours. Went down at 6 finally, got up at 8. lovely.
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zZZz said: LUV U PIRATE-BLUES MARRY ME PLZ

you told me to take a dump on your chest very recently Also I believe you enjoy chicken wings?????
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1234go
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Yikes, that blows....I think I got about 4hrs at most. I'm not eating anything after 8pm tonight!
and yeah, do you really wanna hear "big dawg" 20 times when zZZz says his vows? or to have "big dawg" end up being one of your children's middle names...
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Niffla



Registered: 06/09/08
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Loc: Texas
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Quote:
pirate-blues said:
you told me to take a dump on your chest very recently 

Chuck Berry would watch tho
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