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SprewellSleeve



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Let's start eating things like reptiles 3
#26700497 - 05/27/20 09:37 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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For as long as we can let's snatch up food with our tongues. To make it even more challenging we can do this with the social distant rule in place of six feet. Covid-19 would have fear instilled in them thinking we're a new species of reptile humans. That combined with posting covid up we'll eradicate the entire corona family and any virus thinking about joining them.
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Re: Let's start eating things like reptiles [Re: SprewellSleeve]
#26700518 - 05/27/20 09:55 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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If you put it in front of me and it won't kill me; I'll eat it.
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SonicTitan


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Re: Let's start eating things like reptiles [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#26700520 - 05/27/20 09:57 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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I like this idea
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Re: Let's start eating things like reptiles [Re: SprewellSleeve]
#26700558 - 05/27/20 10:18 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Can't I just use extra long utensils??
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SonicTitan


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Re: Let's start eating things like reptiles [Re: pirate-blues] 1
#26700563 - 05/27/20 10:21 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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You could create retractable cutlery or some sort of claw mechanism
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Re: Let's start eating things like reptiles [Re: SonicTitan]
#26700570 - 05/27/20 10:23 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Those things never work.
Has anybody ever won anything at an arcade with that goddamned claw mechanism??
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Re: Let's start eating things like reptiles [Re: Jokeshopbeard] 2
#26700581 - 05/27/20 10:28 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: Let's start eating things like reptiles [Re: Jokeshopbeard] 1
#26700590 - 05/27/20 10:34 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Jokeshopbeard said: Those things never work.
Has anybody ever won anything at an arcade with that goddamned claw mechanism??
yes!!
well...almost!
Those things are rigged anyways. That's definitely pretty much what I was picturing, but it would have to be finagled before I could sell it in a dumbass late night infomercial for 29.99
Other ideas include servers and bartenders piloting drones to serve food and drinks?
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Re: Let's start eating things like reptiles [Re: pirate-blues] 1
#26700601 - 05/27/20 10:45 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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I vote for a face sized hole, like in those photo face hole things, where people launch my chosen snacks and beverages at my wet and willing mouth. By catapult, preferably.
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Re: Let's start eating things like reptiles [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#26700606 - 05/27/20 10:53 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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I like it.
Impractical due to the choking hazard tho .
What about tiny rc cars?
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Re: Let's start eating things like reptiles [Re: pirate-blues] 3
#26700622 - 05/27/20 11:09 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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The food generator from star trek would be pretty neat.
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Re: Let's start eating things like reptiles [Re: SprewellSleeve] 1
#26700696 - 05/28/20 12:32 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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I wanna eat food like Yoshi! B-lung! B-lung! Pftt-Rttt!
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Re: Let's start eating things like reptiles [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#26700718 - 05/28/20 12:54 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Jokeshopbeard said: Those things never work.
Has anybody ever won anything at an arcade with that goddamned claw mechanism??
Actually I have lol, I got a decent G-SHOCK watch
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Re: Let's start eating things like reptiles [Re: SonicTitan] 2
#26700726 - 05/28/20 01:02 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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SonicTitan said: You could create retractable cutlery or some sort of claw mechanism
swear that google is fucking with me but there was a Simpson Halloween episode where Homer goes back in time and keeps accidentally changing the present and the one he finally settles on is his family having long extending forked tongues that scoop up their food
but searching high and low won't find me even a screenshot of it let alone a gif despite finding other scenes from the episode, like when he panics because his rich family doesn't know what donuts are and he runs off to change things again and misses seeing that it rains donuts in that timeline
and my google fu is usually pretty solid so it is driving me nuts other people at least remember this scene? e.e
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Re: Let's start eating things like reptiles [Re: Tantrika]
#26700733 - 05/28/20 01:17 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Fuck no reptiles eat my least favorite things on earth. Bugs n insects (may as well be one thing fuck em both) they can stay outside all day but when they enter the land of man (you know.. anything indoors) it just makes me wanna burn the whole house down and pray for creepy crawly genocide
It's even why I'm in love with winter. Well that and the lights. But mostly fuck you bugs its winter gtfo forever please
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Re: Let's start eating things like reptiles [Re: Tantrika] 1
#26701014 - 05/28/20 06:23 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yeah its the episode where he repairs his toaster but ends up building a time machine. I believe it's at the end of the episode he sits down for dinner and Marge lisa and bart are eating with long lizard tongues. Was searching for the gif as well and there seems to be nothing.
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Re: Let's start eating things like reptiles [Re: SonicTitan] 2
#26701026 - 05/28/20 06:27 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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the only thing I can snatch up with my tongue is popcorn
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Re: Let's start eating things like reptiles [Re: gopher]
#26701061 - 05/28/20 06:51 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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I remember as a kid pretending I was a lizard and eat popcorn that way.
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Re: Let's start eating things like reptiles [Re: SonicTitan]
#26701063 - 05/28/20 06:53 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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I remember as a kid watching various kids in middle school tie a cherry stem with their tongue.
Everytime i saw them do it I was like
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Re: Let's start eating things like reptiles [Re: SonicTitan]
#26701747 - 05/28/20 12:29 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
SonicTitan said: Yeah its the episode where he repairs his toaster but ends up building a time machine. I believe it's at the end of the episode he sits down for dinner and Marge lisa and bart are eating with long lizard tongues. Was searching for the gif as well and there seems to be nothing.
Yeah, it is the damndest thing was searching using tags like "Simpsons lizard tongue eating gif" and it would return other gifs from that episode so it is like google "knows" which episode it is from but won't pull up the actual result
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Re: Let's start eating things like reptiles [Re: SonicTitan] 1
#26701763 - 05/28/20 12:41 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
SonicTitan said: I remember as a kid pretending I was a lizard and eat popcorn that way.
This is the only way to eat smartfood popcorn without feeling like you just fisted a cheese monster
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Re: Let's start eating things like reptiles [Re: SprewellSleeve]
#26701789 - 05/28/20 12:51 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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They dine on reptiles often on Naked & Afraid and they almost always say they're delicious
For what it's worth though they are usually saying that after just having a total of 400 calories in like 10 days
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Re: Let's start eating things like reptiles [Re: Tantrika]
#26701812 - 05/28/20 01:03 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Tantrika said:
Quote:
SonicTitan said: Yeah its the episode where he repairs his toaster but ends up building a time machine. I believe it's at the end of the episode he sits down for dinner and Marge lisa and bart are eating with long lizard tongues. Was searching for the gif as well and there seems to be nothing.
Yeah, it is the damndest thing was searching using tags like "Simpsons lizard tongue eating gif" and it would return other gifs from that episode so it is like google "knows" which episode it is from but won't pull up the actual result
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Exactly what happened to me haha.
I bet the simpsons predicted our next major evolutionary stage. The elimination of cutlery and unnecessary food handling for a frog/lizard tongue.
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