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Hartford
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Reasons to stop growing mushrooms
#26690615 - 05/23/20 03:01 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Whenever I'm at the canning isle in Walmart I fantasize about it; The gardening section, I reminisce. But one of the main reasons I am prospering like I do: I stopped growing mushrooms.
Yes, it would be fun to try pans and gymns, but when I emerge from the isle without any mushroom growing supplies I know it was a battle won for my mental health and future aspirations for a productive lifestyle.
This is because, as much as I love mushrooms, it can become an idol sucking away my time and sanity until I am just as deaf and dumb as it. So, without further adieu, let's come up with a list of reasons not to grow mushrooms.
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Re: Reasons to stop growing mushrooms [Re: Hartford]
#26690722 - 05/23/20 04:00 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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1. Its healthy to go for walks in the cow pasture? OK maybe that's not what you were looking for.
2. The therapeutic benefits of mushrooms can be realized without habitual use.
3. You have future aspirations for a productive lifestyle, and you will have more free time without something wasting your free time
4. Mushrooms became some sort of central focus of your life, and you wish to re-prioritize.
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Hartford
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Re: Reasons to stop growing mushrooms [Re: Hartford]
#26690739 - 05/23/20 04:12 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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5. Not doing something illegal can give you more confidence.
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Hartford
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Re: Reasons to stop growing mushrooms [Re: Hartford] 1
#26690744 - 05/23/20 04:15 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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6. You taught your neighbor to grow mushrooms, and now, he does it for you.
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Hartford
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Re: Reasons to stop growing mushrooms [Re: Hartford]
#26690756 - 05/23/20 04:18 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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7. Your pressure cooker is tied up, canning pickled eggs.
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Re: Reasons to stop growing mushrooms [Re: Hartford]
#26690768 - 05/23/20 04:26 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Thus far demographics indicate a preference in the halting of cheese over mushrooms.
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Hartford
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Re: Reasons to stop growing mushrooms [Re: Hartford]
#26690815 - 05/23/20 04:53 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Hey, a little discipline never hurt anybody.
Edited by Hartford (05/23/20 04:53 PM)
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Re: Reasons to stop growing mushrooms [Re: Hartford]
#26691103 - 05/23/20 07:51 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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there seems to be a rash of grow stopping. the hive mind is inflamed
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Hartford
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Re: Reasons to stop growing mushrooms [Re: Hartford]
#26691110 - 05/23/20 07:54 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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8. They grow naturally in the great outdoors (don't yank).
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Re: Reasons to stop growing mushrooms [Re: Hartford]
#26691120 - 05/23/20 07:56 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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9. You are a spent substrate.
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Re: Reasons to stop growing mushrooms [Re: Hartford]
#26691288 - 05/23/20 09:35 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Reasons to stop growing
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