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Which of these would you be in the Lord of the Rings?
#26687608 - 05/22/20 08:39 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Human, Halfling, Elf or Dwarf?
As for me...
How about you?
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Re: Which of these would you be in the Lord of the Rings? [Re: Asante]
#26687620 - 05/22/20 08:44 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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I'd be an Elf. Legolas is fine as hell, and has some sweet ass moves.
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Re: Which of these would you be in the Lord of the Rings? [Re: 1234go] 2
#26687633 - 05/22/20 08:50 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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I vote elf
Those guys seem to be getting high on some good eternal life shit
I also prefer forests over caves
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Re: Which of these would you be in the Lord of the Rings? [Re: Tripsurfer]
#26687639 - 05/22/20 08:52 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Fuck that living forever bullshit, I picked human.
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Re: Which of these would you be in the Lord of the Rings? [Re: spirit_shadow]
#26687642 - 05/22/20 08:53 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Human.
As excruciatingly hard as it is sometimes, I wouldn't want it any other way.
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Re: Which of these would you be in the Lord of the Rings? [Re: spirit_shadow]
#26687645 - 05/22/20 08:54 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Elf is so eww I wanna be an aryan with unlimited arrows.
Dwarves are the real men of the lot
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Re: Which of these would you be in the Lord of the Rings? [Re: Asante] 4
#26687669 - 05/22/20 09:04 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Dwarves reek of toxic masculinity. Elves are balanced, and have both masculine, and feminine qualities. Which makes them superior beings.
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Re: Which of these would you be in the Lord of the Rings? [Re: Asante]
#26687674 - 05/22/20 09:07 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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gotta love the elves
but why no wizards???
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Re: Which of these would you be in the Lord of the Rings? [Re: deff]
#26687681 - 05/22/20 09:09 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Aint Gandalf a human in this?
I'd be that cat. He smokes a pipe and everything.
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Re: Which of these would you be in the Lord of the Rings? [Re: Asante] 1
#26687688 - 05/22/20 09:13 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Typically go for Elf in fantasy titles sometimes Half-Elf in D&D and Elder Scrolls
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Re: Which of these would you be in the Lord of the Rings? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#26687695 - 05/22/20 09:15 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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I could be wrong but I thought the wizards (Istari) are a different race - but whatever they are that's my choice
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Re: Which of these would you be in the Lord of the Rings? [Re: Tantrika] 1
#26687783 - 05/22/20 09:58 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Tantrika said: ... Typically go for Elf in fantasy titles sometimes Half-Elf in D&D and Elder Scrolls
My luck, end up born as a male presenting Dark Elf that destabilizes society

born female Dark Elf would be great tho
Morathi from Warhammer is all kinds of goals
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Re: Which of these would you be in the Lord of the Rings? [Re: Tantrika]
#26687821 - 05/22/20 10:26 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Sméagol or a dragon.
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Re: Which of these would you be in the Lord of the Rings? [Re: The Blind Ass]
#26687989 - 05/22/20 11:46 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Human because Bard the dragon slayer! My avatar says that already haha.
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Re: Which of these would you be in the Lord of the Rings? [Re: Baeomaze]
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Re: Which of these would you be in the Lord of the Rings? [Re: 1234go] 1
#26688026 - 05/22/20 12:01 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Pssh I'd be a Maia
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Re: Which of these would you be in the Lord of the Rings? [Re: Jokeshopbeard] 2
#26688032 - 05/22/20 12:04 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Jokeshopbeard said: Aint Gandalf a human in this?
I'd be that cat. He smokes a pipe and everything.
Did you just call Gandalf a human!? 
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Re: Which of these would you be in the Lord of the Rings? [Re: Cosmic_Flame] 1
#26688036 - 05/22/20 12:07 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Only a European could make that mistake...
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Re: Which of these would you be in the Lord of the Rings? [Re: Cosmic_Flame]
#26688038 - 05/22/20 12:08 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: Which of these would you be in the Lord of the Rings? [Re: The Blind Ass] 1
#26688041 - 05/22/20 12:08 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: Which of these would you be in the Lord of the Rings? [Re: The Blind Ass]
#26688152 - 05/22/20 12:58 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Elf master race.
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Re: Which of these would you be in the Lord of the Rings? [Re: SARAtonin] 2
#26688246 - 05/22/20 01:46 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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After much deliberation, I've decided that I shall be an Ent in this Shroomery DnD campaign.
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Re: Which of these would you be in the Lord of the Rings? [Re: PatrickKn]
#26688254 - 05/22/20 01:52 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Pick from the 4 choices!!
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Re: Which of these would you be in the Lord of the Rings? [Re: 1234go]
#26688255 - 05/22/20 01:52 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: Which of these would you be in the Lord of the Rings? [Re: 1234go]
#26688265 - 05/22/20 01:59 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Dwarves get beer, salted pork, and battleaxes. Seems like a win. Also like a dwarf, I may not be a great runner but I'm deadly over short distances. I'd also get to ride ponies and that's just hella adorbs
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#26688288 - 05/22/20 02:11 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Hobbits get all kinds,of goodies to smoke in their pipes...and we can’t forget about how they also farm mushrooms  Have cool homes, beautiful environments, and female hobbit booty...and good celebratory festivals/parties/feasts.
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Re: Which of these would you be in the Lord of the Rings? [Re: The Blind Ass] 1
#26688381 - 05/22/20 03:05 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Dwarves can wash some mean dishes tho..
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Re: Which of these would you be in the Lord of the Rings? [Re: 1234go]
#26688428 - 05/22/20 03:18 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Well they are the servant class.
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Re: Which of these would you be in the Lord of the Rings? [Re: SARAtonin]
#26688478 - 05/22/20 03:35 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: Which of these would you be in the Lord of the Rings? [Re: The Blind Ass] 1
#26688612 - 05/22/20 04:26 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Yall is crazy. Dwarf women are nasty AF
Ill be an elf in the Aryan brotherhood of Elrond
Carve some wooden stuff, stroke my pointy ears
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Re: Which of these would you be in the Lord of the Rings? [Re: Tripsurfer]
#26688720 - 05/22/20 05:20 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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WOOD CARVINGS AND LEMBAS BREAD!!!...THAT'S WHAT RIVENDELL DOES!!!
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Re: Which of these would you be in the Lord of the Rings? [Re: 1234go]
#26688901 - 05/22/20 06:50 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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lmao
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Re: Which of these would you be in the Lord of the Rings? [Re: 1234go]
#26689559 - 05/23/20 02:26 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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All elves carve wood and eat Lembas with Döner, this is known
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Re: Which of these would you be in the Lord of the Rings? [Re: Tripsurfer]
#26690171 - 05/23/20 11:27 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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When the movies came out when I was in school I got obsessed with the idea of a turncoat Uruk-hai who was made wrong so he was actually good not evil, but was misunderstood by the good races so had no choice but to be rejected by everyone and fight evil from the shadows ronin style. I guess teenage me wanted to be that 
Now I'd just pick Human
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Re: Which of these would you be in the Lord of the Rings? [Re: TheEschatologist]
#26690213 - 05/23/20 11:44 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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I don't see Orc or Wraith as an option.
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Re: Which of these would you be in the Lord of the Rings? [Re: VajraWarrior]
#26690295 - 05/23/20 12:26 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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You saw correctly.
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Re: Which of these would you be in the Lord of the Rings? [Re: 1234go] 1
#26690403 - 05/23/20 01:26 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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V Not my opinion but I believe the image shows some good ones
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Re: Which of these would you be in the Lord of the Rings? [Re: twighead]
#26690444 - 05/23/20 01:45 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Half elf.
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#26690661 - 05/23/20 03:24 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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I dont get it
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Re: Which of these would you be in the Lord of the Rings? [Re: Tripsurfer]
#26690848 - 05/23/20 05:19 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Shroomery doesn't understand post-metamorphic irony2 very well
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Re: Which of these would you be in the Lord of the Rings? [Re: twighead]
#26691623 - 05/24/20 02:13 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Perhaps you can explain it to us simpletons
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Re: Which of these would you be in the Lord of the Rings? [Re: Tripsurfer]
#26691792 - 05/24/20 04:49 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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I don't know how to explain any comedic effect... either you expel the sheer cognitive dissonance in the form of laughter - from interpreting something like that humorous or not.
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Re: Which of these would you be in the Lord of the Rings? [Re: twighead] 1
#26691831 - 05/24/20 05:34 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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But how does it work?
I guess you are supposed to select one of the characters from the pics and that says something about you or how you would be seen by the other in the group.
But then there are two Aragorns and you can choose to be a battering ram
Selecting a grumpy hobbit is standard and safe?

Nerd humor
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#26692432 - 05/24/20 11:09 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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You have it right it seems, good elucidation!!
Though I think it was initially intended as a relationship chart 
Btw that grumpy hobbit is ODO Proudfoot! And who wouldn't want to join the proudfeet - sexually or otherwise? That was my name when I played Lord of the rings online for a few minutes
Edited by twighead (05/24/20 11:14 AM)
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