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OfflinePatlal
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Mountain goats are fucking crazy... * 2
    #26686219 - 05/21/20 05:44 PM (10 days, 2 hours ago)

These goats climb shit like it's nobody's business...

Look at this




Nature is amazing.


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Re: Mountain goats are fucking crazy... [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #26686241 - 05/21/20 05:59 PM (10 days, 2 hours ago)

Most the mountain goats I met were mad chill. They smelled like shit and were covered in dingleberries tho. I saw some good climbing. I also saw a mom and baby where the baby walked itself into a spot it couldn't figure out how to get down from and cried a bunch and I think it even fell and slid till then the mom got to it and lead it down into the valley.


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Re: Mountain goats are fucking crazy... [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #26686254 - 05/21/20 06:04 PM (10 days, 2 hours ago)

Bears too.


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Re: Mountain goats are fucking crazy... [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #26686685 - 05/21/20 09:22 PM (9 days, 23 hours ago)

They can be creepy as fuck, at least the ones up here:lol:

One time last year I was hiking alone, passed treeline and a group of them appeared out of nowhere and followed me for a couple miles, staying about a hundred yards behind and staring at me with those weird sideways eyes of theirs

They felt like the spawn of Satan waiting for me to fall n hurt myself so they could kidnap me


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Re: Mountain goats are fucking crazy... [Re: Patlal]
    #26686688 - 05/21/20 09:25 PM (9 days, 23 hours ago)

A goat rammed me in the face and broke my teeth out and busted my nose. Fuck goats. :shrug:


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Re: Mountain goats are fucking crazy... [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #26686709 - 05/21/20 09:39 PM (9 days, 22 hours ago)

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OhMrJohnson said:
They can be creepy as fuck, at least the ones up here:lol:

One time last year I was hiking alone, passed treeline and a group of them appeared out of nowhere and followed me for a couple miles, staying about a hundred yards behind and staring at me with those weird sideways eyes of theirs

They felt like the spawn of Satan waiting for me to fall n hurt myself so they could kidnap me




I’ve seen one climb a tree faster than someone can shit their pants and another climb a steep mountain slope like the billy goat in OPs video.

They have no problem eating you alive, starting with your cock & balls and intestines while your screaming to god for mercy.

All casual like the way a dog eats from a bowl.


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Re: Mountain goats are fucking crazy... [Re: Ovoidhunter]
    #26686714 - 05/21/20 09:40 PM (9 days, 22 hours ago)

That’s what I was worried about was them attacking me, there was like at least 15 of them so I wouldn’t have stood a chance:lol:

Luckily I guess they decided I wasn’t gonna fall n get hurt cuz at some point they just disappeared, that was also really creepy


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Re: Mountain goats are fucking crazy... [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #26686723 - 05/21/20 09:43 PM (9 days, 22 hours ago)

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The Blind Ass said:
Quote:

OhMrJohnson said:
They can be creepy as fuck, at least the ones up here:lol:

One time last year I was hiking alone, passed treeline and a group of them appeared out of nowhere and followed me for a couple miles, staying about a hundred yards behind and staring at me with those weird sideways eyes of theirs

They felt like the spawn of Satan waiting for me to fall n hurt myself so they could kidnap me




I’ve seen one climb a tree faster than someone can shit their pants and another climb a steep mountain slope like the billy goat in OPs video.

They have no problem eating you alive, starting with your cock & balls and intestines while your screaming to god for mercy.

All casual like the way a dog eats from a bowl.





You forgot to mention that they wait till your not looking too size you up and launch their ambush. I didnt even know what hit me ...:cheers:



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Re: Mountain goats are fucking crazy... [Re: Ovoidhunter]
    #26686741 - 05/21/20 09:52 PM (9 days, 22 hours ago)

Ovoidhunter, Now you have to tell the story in full  :rabble:

...as a cautionary tale to the other wild mushroom hunters  :oldman:


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Re: Mountain goats are fucking crazy... [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #26686746 - 05/21/20 09:57 PM (9 days, 22 hours ago)

When I went to camp in the desert once, a few friends and me split off from the group, set up camp and then wondered off to find peyote. After a while of looking, and a tiny goat following us, we decided to go back. We could hear what sounded like a party at the camp, everyone going wild, yelling and having a good time.

Turns out that when we got there, all there was were goats... Their bleeting sounded so much like someone screaming, having a good time I was sure it was some of the people from our group. Creepy stuff. They had great milk though.


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Re: Mountain goats are fucking crazy... [Re: ninja cat 09]
    #26686749 - 05/21/20 10:00 PM (9 days, 22 hours ago)

This is a creepy goat



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Re: Mountain goats are fucking crazy... [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #26686756 - 05/21/20 10:03 PM (9 days, 22 hours ago)

I was a like 12-13 when it happened. I got this goat and it was just awful it broke one of my front teeth out and busted my nose I had to get a fake tooth put in. The goat had no remorse so I had him turned into pepperoni..


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Re: Mountain goats are fucking crazy... [Re: Ovoidhunter]
    #26686763 - 05/21/20 10:05 PM (9 days, 22 hours ago)

Revenge is a dish best served cold...

Or on pizza!  :pizza:


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Re: Mountain goats are fucking crazy... [Re: ninja cat 09]
    #26686797 - 05/21/20 10:23 PM (9 days, 22 hours ago)

Thought you were going to tell a bear story 🐻

:aweshit:


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Re: Mountain goats are fucking crazy... [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #26686804 - 05/21/20 10:27 PM (9 days, 22 hours ago)

Nah thats it and dont worry I didn't have him wacked. :thumbup:


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Re: Mountain goats are fucking crazy... [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #26686898 - 05/21/20 11:43 PM (9 days, 20 hours ago)

Quote:

OhMrJohnson said:
They can be creepy as fuck, at least the ones up here:lol:

One time last year I was hiking alone, passed treeline and a group of them appeared out of nowhere and followed me for a couple miles, staying about a hundred yards behind and staring at me with those weird sideways eyes of theirs

They felt like the spawn of Satan waiting for me to fall n hurt myself so they could kidnap me




Them mountain goats wanted to hit it







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Re: Mountain goats are fucking crazy... [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #26687447 - 05/22/20 07:02 AM (9 days, 13 hours ago)

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Thought you were going to tell a bear story 🐻

:aweshit:



Doubt I'd have survived a bear! Might have made for a better story though.


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Re: Mountain goats are fucking crazy... [Re: Patlal]
    #26687578 - 05/22/20 08:23 AM (9 days, 12 hours ago)

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Nature is amazing.




Goats climbing up huge man-made structure

:notsureif:


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Re: Mountain goats are fucking crazy... [Re: Patlal]
    #26689102 - 05/22/20 08:46 PM (8 days, 23 hours ago)

Mountain goats always amaze me.

Imagine the evolutionary pressure that exists for their climbing skills. Like, the consequence for being very slightly less good at climbing is instant death. A given mountain goat is either fucking spectacular at climbing shit, or fucking dead, no middle ground.

I'd be curious to know what adaptations in their body enable them to climb like that and stick to the side of cliffs like they do. I wonder if they're thinner than other goats, or if they can shift their center of gravity towards whatever side is facing the wall, for example.


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Re: Mountain goats are fucking crazy... [Re: nooneman] * 1
    #26689143 - 05/22/20 09:05 PM (8 days, 23 hours ago)

It's not an evolutionary adaptation. Goats are transdimensional magic sensitive creatures, and their powers are enhanced by eating lichen, a plant/fungi hybrid that takes 8000 years to grow in only the most inhospitable of environments. Infused with the power of 8000 year old living organic matter, you too could scale mountains.

Unless you're a muggle.


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