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trvptamine
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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: Near Dylan]
#26685406 - 05/21/20 10:47 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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I do too. For real fuck those parents.
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Dilsnique
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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: trvptamine] 2
#26685420 - 05/21/20 10:57 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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I knew of a trashy honky chick named Jamantha who had a daughter named Chardonnay.
True tales from Texas
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tyrannicalrex
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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: Dilsnique]
#26685447 - 05/21/20 11:12 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Oh how I know about Texas, lol.
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I went to school with a girl named Champagne
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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: Dilsnique] 1
#26685466 - 05/21/20 11:18 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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I used to have neighbors who named 2 of their 7 kids Buddah and Butters. They were scummy people and had about 10 people in a two bedroom apartment.
My old coworker had a dad named Richard and his name was Peck. So it was Big Dick and little Pecker. He told the story like he thought it was funny and didn't seem to mind too much.
Some names are creative and some are just bad. I like my name and most people seem to like it. The bad part is that my real name sounds like a black name so on paper people seem to think I'm black. I noticed that when I was putting in applications when I was young that I would almost never get a call back and I blamed my name.
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GreenHorns
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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: SonicTitan]
#26685468 - 05/21/20 11:19 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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I bet the next batch of hipsters are going to start digging up all the outdated names. Prepare for a lot of Larry's and Eugene's and Elmer's. Maybe some Pearl's and Evelyn's too.
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Dilsnique
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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: SonicTitan]
#26685471 - 05/21/20 11:21 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
SonicTitan said: I went to school with a girl named Champagne
Was she classy?
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Dilsnique
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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: Dilsnique] 3
#26685477 - 05/21/20 11:23 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Meet my daughters Gladys and Ethyle
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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: GreenHorns]
#26685478 - 05/21/20 11:24 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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There were a couple of brothers in the NFL whose names were "Champ" and "Boss".
Champ and Boss Bailey.
Yeah those two weren't going to grow up with egos at all
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Niffla



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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: Dilsnique]
#26685482 - 05/21/20 11:25 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Dilsnique said: Meet my daughters Gladys and Ethyle

pretty sure I met your daughter Ethyle

she definitely knows how to party
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Dilsnique
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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: Niffla]
#26685483 - 05/21/20 11:26 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Niffla said: Champ and Boss Bailey.
Quote:
Mullet models
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tyrannicalrex
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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: Dilsnique]
#26685511 - 05/21/20 11:40 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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pirate-blues


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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: Dilsnique] 2
#26685515 - 05/21/20 11:40 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Let me tell you a tale of a lady who goes by the name Marijuana Pepsi.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marijuana_Pepsi_Vandyck
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tyrannicalrex
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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: pirate-blues] 1
#26685520 - 05/21/20 11:43 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop arrested again after attacking police in Washington
https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/beezow-doo-doo-zopittybop-bop-bop-arrested-wash-article-1.2518297
The zany 34-year-old refused to go down without a fight, and bit the officer's finger and tried stabbing him with a pen. He also tried taking the officer's gun during the struggle, according to court documents.
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Quote:
tyrannicalrex said: Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop arrested again after attacking police in Washington
https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/beezow-doo-doo-zopittybop-bop-bop-arrested-wash-article-1.2518297
The zany 34-year-old refused to go down without a fight, and bit the officer's finger and tried stabbing him with a pen. He also tried taking the officer's gun during the struggle, according to court documents.
praying for Mr. Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop
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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: Niffla]
#26685533 - 05/21/20 11:47 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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I am SO surprised at this one.
Couple Who Named Their Child After Hitler Are Sentenced for Neo-Nazi Membership.
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/12/20/world/europe/uk-neo-nazi-national-action.html
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psi
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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: GreenHorns] 1
#26685945 - 05/21/20 03:20 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
GreenHorns said: I bet the next batch of hipsters are going to start digging up all the outdated names. Prepare for a lot of Larry's and Eugene's and Elmer's. Maybe some Pearl's and Evelyn's too.
I worked with an Evelyn. Nice bubble butt.
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GreenHorns
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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: psi]
#26685995 - 05/21/20 03:44 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
psi said:
Quote:
GreenHorns said: I bet the next batch of hipsters are going to start digging up all the outdated names. Prepare for a lot of Larry's and Eugene's and Elmer's. Maybe some Pearl's and Evelyn's too.
I worked with an Evelyn. Nice bubble butt. 
Yeah? Bubble butty sugar mama with a pension plan. Cut me a slice.
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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: GreenHorns]
#26686092 - 05/21/20 04:49 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Well my Dad goes by Dick. Last name Head for short by my Mom.
I like how African American folks like automotive makes: Lexus, Mercedes, etc
Mike Hunt was always a favorite.
I knew a Reward in college. I had a customer whos last name was Teets. And another last name of Sharter. These things cant not be funny.
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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: Cosmic Eye]
#26686094 - 05/21/20 04:50 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Gill Fisher-the fishin' musician
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