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#26685085 - 05/21/20 07:55 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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I saw a kid named Virgin.. Virgin. Imagine being such a scumfuck piece of shit that you name your own son Virgin.
People who give their kids names like this are essentially voluntarily giving their child a social disability. Their awful name is going to be an obstacle that they have to overcome in every single aspect of life. Relationships, friendships, work, school, everything. Every human they encounter will scoff at the name Virgin whether it is out-loud or not.
They made their childs life significantly harder than everyone else's by default, simply to give him a horrible fucking name that you know they themselves know is going to ruin his life. Should not be allowed.
Has anyone else met anyone who was given a terribly unfortunate name by their asshole parents?
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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: Near Dylan]
#26685095 - 05/21/20 08:03 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Yeah it is fucked. If I had a girl I would name her 8675309 and her nickname would be Jenny.
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#26685098 - 05/21/20 08:05 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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I've heard of a boy named Sue.
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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: Near Dylan] 1
#26685101 - 05/21/20 08:08 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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I have met some people with trailer trash names, but nothing quite like the name Virgin. Damn, I truly feel for that kid!
I have met a woman whose name is Sunshine. That's definitely not on par with the terrible name Virgin, however. I agree, certain names should be illegal.
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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: Asclepius]
#26685108 - 05/21/20 08:14 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Parents like this should be charged with attempted murder.
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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: Near Dylan]
#26685113 - 05/21/20 08:18 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Yep, it's kind of shitty. I have a long family name, but it's pretty cool. You can'y stop stupid people from doing stupid things. I gave up trying.
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#26685123 - 05/21/20 08:23 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Yeah, fuck the parents who named that kid Virgin. He's going to be mercilessly goofed on his entire life. I'm all for certain names being off limits. Hopefully the kid gets laid early. He's definitely going to have to get tough or die.
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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: Near Dylan] 1
#26685124 - 05/21/20 08:23 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Give it a rest, Sathishkumar Palaniswami.
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See I think ND has a fundamental misunderstanding of what it is to be tough. Hence why he gives so much credence to this subject. Hella millennial styles. What can I whinge about today?!?!
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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: Jokeshopbeard] 6
#26685133 - 05/21/20 08:28 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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If JSB were named Virgin, he would just sock everyone str8 in the mouf for bullying him, and he would only use it as a strength, due to his extreme will-power and unstoppable masculinity, and infinite strength in his approach to life.
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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: Near Dylan] 7
#26685160 - 05/21/20 08:47 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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That’s some motherfucking real talk right there.
I think Virgin is going to use his name to get laid all the time. This name is not a curse, it’s a blessing.
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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: Near Dylan]
#26685168 - 05/21/20 08:50 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Frank Zappa named his kids Dweezil and Moon Unit. They turned out alright. Virgin is a pretty creepy name though. The parents are probably scum bags.
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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: GreenHorns]
#26685180 - 05/21/20 08:54 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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I kid you not,
“ Little Dick “
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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: The Blind Ass] 4
#26685187 - 05/21/20 08:57 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Felon if its boy and Felony if its a girl.
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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: Asante]
#26685189 - 05/21/20 08:57 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: Amanita86]
#26685196 - 05/21/20 09:00 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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And His pops is “Big Dick”... neighbors, gotta love em.
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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: Near Dylan]
#26685198 - 05/21/20 09:00 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Oh boy, here we go again! 
Virgin is a pretty shitty name but it does remind me of Virgin Airlines, which i think is a pretty cool airlines.
I never liked the name Olga. It just does not sound right at all.
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When my daughter was in Elementary School, there was a girl who went there and her name was Shithead. It was pronounced shih-theed.
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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: Near Dylan] 1
#26685243 - 05/21/20 09:24 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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In some countries they have a list of approved names and that's it.
I knew a guy called Ashley Valentine when I was growing up.
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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: LogicaL Chaos] 3
#26685245 - 05/21/20 09:25 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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I wonder if bad-naming could be considered a form of indirect parental psychological abuse.
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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: GreenHorns]
#26685260 - 05/21/20 09:35 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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GreenHorns said: Frank Zappa named his kids Dweezil and Moon Unit. They turned out alright. Virgin is a pretty creepy name though. The parents are probably scum bags.
Yeah, BUT they are fucking miilionaires.
William Bottoms (willy bottoms)
Richard Bolton (Dick Bolton)
Dick Bottoms
There's so many. You know that fucker Dick Army loved his name, obviously.
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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: Near Dylan] 2
#26685268 - 05/21/20 09:40 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Anyone who futurely bags him can say they did the deed with a Virgin last night, 4eel und 4eva.
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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: I AM SWIM] 1
#26685285 - 05/21/20 09:52 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
I AM SWIM said:
I wonder if bad-naming could be considered a form of indirect parental psychological abuse.
The actual abuse is neglecting to teach kids how to care less about what people say.
We've abandoned the "sticks and stones" perspective - for feeling like a victim.
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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: RJ Tubs 202] 2
#26685291 - 05/21/20 09:53 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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You know, that seems true RJ. There is a lot of very soft kids out there who are offended or pretend to be at almost ANY little thing, well, little to me anyway. I was born in the 60's though, way different era's to be brought up in as opposed to now.
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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: Near Dylan]
#26685318 - 05/21/20 10:11 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Near Dylan said: If JSB were named Virgin, he would just sock everyone str8 in the mouf for bullying him, and he would only use it as a strength, due to his extreme will-power and unstoppable masculinity, and infinite strength in his approach to life.
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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: tyrannicalrex] 1
#26685321 - 05/21/20 10:11 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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I know it's a cartoon but in Dragon Ball the main character (Goku) is litterally name Rice... actually almost all the characters are named after foods. Also did you see Elon Musk's kids name?
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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: Ice9]
#26685333 - 05/21/20 10:17 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Idk why he named his kid something that looks like a line of code. He’s just a mogul who did business during the boom and got rich. Then he invested in tech with that money.
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He said Grimes came up with it. Who wouldve guessed that he would get pussy whipped by a goth gf
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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: Near Dylan] 1
#26685349 - 05/21/20 10:22 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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woah Grimez is cool yo i luv Grimes! 
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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: zZZz]
#26685368 - 05/21/20 10:27 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: trvptamine]
#26685373 - 05/21/20 10:31 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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It’s a publicity stunt
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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: I AM SWIM] 1
#26685377 - 05/21/20 10:32 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
I AM SWIM said: I wonder if bad-naming could be considered a form of indirect parental psychological abuse.
I wonder if a son or daughter could sue their parents for giving them a stupid name.....i mean, theres gotta be at least one family whos done this.....
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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: trvptamine]
#26685379 - 05/21/20 10:33 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
LogicaL Chaos said:
Quote:
I AM SWIM said: I wonder if bad-naming could be considered a form of indirect parental psychological abuse.
I wonder if a son or daughter could sue their parents for giving them a stupid name.....i mean, theres gotta be at least one family whos done this.....
Wouldn't it be 1000x times easier to just change ones name?
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They have to be reimbursed for the irreversible psychological damage and shitty childhood.
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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: Ice9]
#26685389 - 05/21/20 10:38 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Ice9 said: I know it's a cartoon but in Dragon Ball the main character (Goku) is litterally name Rice... actually almost all the characters are named after foods. Also did you see Elon Musk's kids name? 
Goku means "rice"? Thats silly as fuck thou! I thought it was just a name. Well, it explains why Goku eats so much rice and why theres so many BBQ's on the show.
Im gonna look up Elon's kid name. U guys remember "Blanket", Michael Jackson's kid? What a dumb name....
It would be easier but what about the "psychological damage" of what the parents did? Im sure theres someone out there who feels wronged by enough to sue their own parents. Or maybe not, I havent really researched it at all....
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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: LogicaL Chaos] 3
#26685391 - 05/21/20 10:40 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: Near Dylan]
#26685399 - 05/21/20 10:43 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Bingo! 
I totally forgot youre an expert in internet research
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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: LogicaL Chaos] 1
#26685403 - 05/21/20 10:45 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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I stand with Gaylord.
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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: Near Dylan]
#26685405 - 05/21/20 10:47 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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LOL, Gaylord Focker, classic.
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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: Near Dylan]
#26685406 - 05/21/20 10:47 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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I do too. For real fuck those parents.
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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: trvptamine] 2
#26685420 - 05/21/20 10:57 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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I knew of a trashy honky chick named Jamantha who had a daughter named Chardonnay.
True tales from Texas
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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: Dilsnique]
#26685447 - 05/21/20 11:12 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Oh how I know about Texas, lol.
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I went to school with a girl named Champagne
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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: Dilsnique] 1
#26685466 - 05/21/20 11:18 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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I used to have neighbors who named 2 of their 7 kids Buddah and Butters. They were scummy people and had about 10 people in a two bedroom apartment.
My old coworker had a dad named Richard and his name was Peck. So it was Big Dick and little Pecker. He told the story like he thought it was funny and didn't seem to mind too much.
Some names are creative and some are just bad. I like my name and most people seem to like it. The bad part is that my real name sounds like a black name so on paper people seem to think I'm black. I noticed that when I was putting in applications when I was young that I would almost never get a call back and I blamed my name.
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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: SonicTitan]
#26685468 - 05/21/20 11:19 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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I bet the next batch of hipsters are going to start digging up all the outdated names. Prepare for a lot of Larry's and Eugene's and Elmer's. Maybe some Pearl's and Evelyn's too.
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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: SonicTitan]
#26685471 - 05/21/20 11:21 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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SonicTitan said: I went to school with a girl named Champagne
Was she classy?
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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: Dilsnique] 3
#26685477 - 05/21/20 11:23 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Meet my daughters Gladys and Ethyle
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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: GreenHorns]
#26685478 - 05/21/20 11:24 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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There were a couple of brothers in the NFL whose names were "Champ" and "Boss".
Champ and Boss Bailey.
Yeah those two weren't going to grow up with egos at all
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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: Dilsnique]
#26685482 - 05/21/20 11:25 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Dilsnique said: Meet my daughters Gladys and Ethyle

pretty sure I met your daughter Ethyle

she definitely knows how to party
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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: Niffla]
#26685483 - 05/21/20 11:26 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Niffla said: Champ and Boss Bailey.
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Mullet models
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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: Dilsnique] 2
#26685515 - 05/21/20 11:40 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Let me tell you a tale of a lady who goes by the name Marijuana Pepsi.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marijuana_Pepsi_Vandyck
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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: pirate-blues] 1
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Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop arrested again after attacking police in Washington
https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/beezow-doo-doo-zopittybop-bop-bop-arrested-wash-article-1.2518297
The zany 34-year-old refused to go down without a fight, and bit the officer's finger and tried stabbing him with a pen. He also tried taking the officer's gun during the struggle, according to court documents.
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https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/beezow-doo-doo-zopittybop-bop-bop-arrested-wash-article-1.2518297
The zany 34-year-old refused to go down without a fight, and bit the officer's finger and tried stabbing him with a pen. He also tried taking the officer's gun during the struggle, according to court documents.
praying for Mr. Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop
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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: Niffla]
#26685533 - 05/21/20 11:47 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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I am SO surprised at this one.
Couple Who Named Their Child After Hitler Are Sentenced for Neo-Nazi Membership.
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/12/20/world/europe/uk-neo-nazi-national-action.html
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#26685945 - 05/21/20 03:20 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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GreenHorns said: I bet the next batch of hipsters are going to start digging up all the outdated names. Prepare for a lot of Larry's and Eugene's and Elmer's. Maybe some Pearl's and Evelyn's too.
I worked with an Evelyn. Nice bubble butt.
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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: psi]
#26685995 - 05/21/20 03:44 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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GreenHorns said: I bet the next batch of hipsters are going to start digging up all the outdated names. Prepare for a lot of Larry's and Eugene's and Elmer's. Maybe some Pearl's and Evelyn's too.
I worked with an Evelyn. Nice bubble butt. 
Yeah? Bubble butty sugar mama with a pension plan. Cut me a slice.
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Cosmic Eye
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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: GreenHorns]
#26686092 - 05/21/20 04:49 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Well my Dad goes by Dick. Last name Head for short by my Mom.
I like how African American folks like automotive makes: Lexus, Mercedes, etc
Mike Hunt was always a favorite.
I knew a Reward in college. I had a customer whos last name was Teets. And another last name of Sharter. These things cant not be funny.
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tyrannicalrex
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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: Cosmic Eye]
#26686094 - 05/21/20 04:50 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Gill Fisher-the fishin' musician
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split_by_nine
i am the liquor

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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: tyrannicalrex] 1
#26686245 - 05/21/20 06:00 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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theres a woman at my job named Cinnamon. i was like "cinnamon, really?"
she is in her 40s
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GreenHorns
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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: split_by_nine] 1
#26686249 - 05/21/20 06:01 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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split_by_nine said: theres a woman at my job named Cinnamon. i was like "cinnamon, really?"
she is in her 40s
Yeah her parents were hippies.
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Lophosaurus
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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: GreenHorns]
#26686405 - 05/21/20 07:21 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Cinnamon isn't too bad I don't think. My wife has a friend who named her daughter "Karma." Kind of shitty because then everyone knows that she was made by accident and not really wanted just by her name. I wish her parents or someone would have talked her out of that name before she did it. Now Karma is in her teens and I can tell she has problems with her name. The world is hard enough with a normal name, why make it harder with a bad name and one with negative meaning.
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R.I.P.Zappa
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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: Lophosaurus]
#26686442 - 05/21/20 07:37 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Yeah met a girl named Summer, my first question was, "why did your parents give you a strippers name?". 
She was born in July.
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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: Lophosaurus]
#26686445 - 05/21/20 07:39 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Back in highschool a chick named her son 'Cash'
Still not sure, it seems cool, but also wonder if it's not cool, but I'll assume it's cool. He must be just barely an adult by now so he's gone through some life with that name
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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: R.I.P.Zappa]
#26686449 - 05/21/20 07:39 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Knew a dude named Sunshine. Not talking about the poster here either. He was cool.
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lowbrow
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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: Shiithead]
#26686573 - 05/21/20 08:20 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Shiithead said: I've heard of a boy named Sue.
That poor boy had to roam from town to town to hide his shame, but his fists did get hard and his wits got keen.
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watermelon mon
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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: lowbrow] 1
#26686686 - 05/21/20 09:22 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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I would like my name to be mango party.
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split_by_nine
i am the liquor

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a few years ago i worked with a young lady named Unique. also at my job now is a young lady named EmJay. i thought it was a nickname or her initials. nope. spelled EmJay
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tyrannicalrex
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My mom worked as a front desk operator and there was a Vietnamese man named Phuk Yu Tu.
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LogicaL Chaos
Ascension Energy & Alien UFOs




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Yer Phuking with me arent you?
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tyrannicalrex
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Nope, I believe my mom.
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