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OfflineNear Dylan
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Certain Names Should Be Illegal * 5
    #26685085 - 05/21/20 07:55 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

I saw a kid named Virgin.. Virgin. Imagine being such a scumfuck piece of shit that you name your own son Virgin.

People who give their kids names like this are essentially voluntarily giving their child a social disability. Their awful name is going to be an obstacle that they have to overcome in every single aspect of life. Relationships, friendships, work, school, everything. Every human they encounter will scoff at the name Virgin whether it is out-loud or not.

They made their childs life significantly harder than everyone else's by default, simply to give him a horrible fucking name that you know they themselves know is going to ruin his life. Should not be allowed.

Has anyone else met anyone who was given a terribly unfortunate name by their asshole parents?


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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: Near Dylan]
    #26685095 - 05/21/20 08:03 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah it is fucked.
If I had a girl I would name her 8675309 and her nickname would be Jenny.

Also watch the movie, betch


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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: Near Dylan] * 4
    #26685098 - 05/21/20 08:05 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

I've heard of a boy named Sue.


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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: Near Dylan] * 1
    #26685101 - 05/21/20 08:08 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

I have met some people with trailer trash names, but nothing quite like the name Virgin.  Damn, I truly feel for that kid!


I have met a woman whose name is Sunshine.  :facepalm:    That's definitely not on par with the terrible name Virgin, however.  I agree, certain names should be illegal.


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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: Asclepius]
    #26685108 - 05/21/20 08:14 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Parents like this should be charged with attempted murder.


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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: Near Dylan]
    #26685113 - 05/21/20 08:18 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Yep, it's kind of shitty. I have a long family name, but it's pretty cool. You can'y stop stupid people from doing stupid things.:shrug: I gave up trying.


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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: Near Dylan] * 1
    #26685123 - 05/21/20 08:23 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah, fuck the parents who named that kid Virgin.  He's going to be mercilessly goofed on his entire life.  I'm all for certain names being off limits.  Hopefully the kid gets laid early.  He's definitely going to have to get tough or die.










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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: Near Dylan] * 1
    #26685124 - 05/21/20 08:23 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Give it a rest, Sathishkumar Palaniswami.

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Learyfan said:
He's definitely going to have to get tough or die.



See I think ND has a fundamental misunderstanding of what it is to be tough. Hence why he gives so much credence to this subject. Hella millennial styles. What can I whinge about today?!?!


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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 6
    #26685133 - 05/21/20 08:28 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

If JSB were named Virgin, he would just sock everyone str8 in the mouf for bullying him, and he would only use it as a strength, due to his extreme will-power and unstoppable masculinity, and infinite strength in his approach to life.


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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: Near Dylan] * 7
    #26685160 - 05/21/20 08:47 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

That’s some motherfucking real talk right there.


I think Virgin is going to use his name to get laid all the time.  This name is not a curse, it’s a blessing.


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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: Near Dylan]
    #26685168 - 05/21/20 08:50 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Frank Zappa named his kids Dweezil and Moon Unit. They turned out alright. Virgin is a pretty creepy name though. The parents are probably scum bags.


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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: GreenHorns]
    #26685180 - 05/21/20 08:54 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

I kid you not,

“ Little Dick “


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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: The Blind Ass] * 4
    #26685187 - 05/21/20 08:57 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Felon if its  boy and Felony if its a girl.


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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: Asante]
    #26685189 - 05/21/20 08:57 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

...:loldongs:


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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: Amanita86]
    #26685196 - 05/21/20 09:00 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

And His pops is “Big Dick”... neighbors, gotta love em.


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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: Near Dylan]
    #26685198 - 05/21/20 09:00 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Oh boy, here we go again! :eek:

Virgin is a pretty shitty name but it does remind me of Virgin Airlines, which i think is a pretty cool airlines.

I never liked the name Olga. It just does not sound right at all.


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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #26685240 - 05/21/20 09:22 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

When my daughter was in Elementary School, there was a girl who went there and her name was Shithead.  It was pronounced shih-theed.


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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: Near Dylan] * 1
    #26685243 - 05/21/20 09:24 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

In some countries they have a list of approved names and that's it.

I knew a guy called Ashley Valentine when I was growing up.


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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 3
    #26685245 - 05/21/20 09:25 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

I wonder if bad-naming could be considered a form of indirect parental psychological abuse.


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Re: Certain Names Should Be Illegal [Re: GreenHorns]
    #26685260 - 05/21/20 09:35 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

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Frank Zappa named his kids Dweezil and Moon Unit. They turned out alright. Virgin is a pretty creepy name though. The parents are probably scum bags.



Yeah, BUT they are fucking miilionaires.

William Bottoms (willy bottoms)

Richard Bolton (Dick Bolton)

Dick Bottoms

There's so many. You know that fucker Dick Army loved his name, obviously.


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