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Asante
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You will be put to death right now. What will your last words be?
#26680770 - 05/19/20 09:58 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Suppose you committed a horrible crime and were put to death today.
They can't get proper drugs for a procedural execution so they decide to just choke you out with a plastic bag over your head.
This is a new procedure so its being overseen by a team of 4 physicians.
You are asked:
"Do you have any last words before we proceed?"
Thats where you are now, what do you say? It has to be less than 200 words.
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deucedbi9
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Re: You will be put to death right now. What will your last words be? [Re: Asante] 1
#26680782 - 05/19/20 10:09 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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One more for the road? *hic*
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Crazy_Horse
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Re: You will be put to death right now. What will your last words be? [Re: Asante]
#26680811 - 05/19/20 10:24 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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owch
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spirit_shadow
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Re: You will be put to death right now. What will your last words be? [Re: Crazy_Horse]
#26680842 - 05/19/20 10:46 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Yeah id say "your shoe is untied" and when he looked down I'd Jason Bourne straight the fuck out unscathed.
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Jokeshopbeard
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Re: You will be put to death right now. What will your last words be? [Re: Asante]
#26680863 - 05/19/20 10:56 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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"What a ride!"
Then, whilst looking my executioners in the eyes (and no doubt with a smirk)..
"Oh and also, fuck you."
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icetech



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Re: You will be put to death right now. What will your last words be? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#26680869 - 05/19/20 10:59 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Fuck Trump.
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bio_alchemist
Shroom Operator




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Re: You will be put to death right now. What will your last words be? [Re: icetech]
#26680896 - 05/19/20 11:13 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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"Give me Liberty or Give me Death" (Patrick Henry)
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1234go
Ban Lotto Champion


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Re: You will be put to death right now. What will your last words be? [Re: Asante] 2
#26680908 - 05/19/20 11:21 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Don't hate - Appreciate
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Magenta
I care!!


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Re: You will be put to death right now. What will your last words be? [Re: Asante] 1
#26680916 - 05/19/20 11:25 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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So many words to choose from, i like 'nipplez'. It makes light of something apparently so serious which resonates with me.
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Tripsurfer
Bring Back Asante!



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Re: You will be put to death right now. What will your last words be? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#26680928 - 05/19/20 11:35 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
fuck you
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GreenHorns
some kind of boogin



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Re: You will be put to death right now. What will your last words be? [Re: Tripsurfer]
#26680952 - 05/19/20 11:49 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Depends if I get my last meal which would be a breakthrough dose of shrooms. If high I'd say to the drs "don't blame yourself blame your boss" . If sober I'd say "I regret nothing and if I could I'd do it again.
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spirit_shadow
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#26680957 - 05/19/20 11:51 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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"My chili recipe dies with me"
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TheStallionMang
Do U know who yur fuckin with?


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Re: You will be put to death right now. What will your last words be? [Re: spirit_shadow] 1
#26681671 - 05/19/20 06:54 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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fuck off
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Salomon
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Re: You will be put to death right now. What will your last words be? [Re: TheStallionMang]
#26682027 - 05/19/20 10:01 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Bloody vaginal belch
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Amanita86
OTD Keymaster


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Re: You will be put to death right now. What will your last words be? [Re: Asante] 1
#26682032 - 05/19/20 10:03 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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“It is done..”
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Envix
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Re: You will be put to death right now. What will your last words be? [Re: Amanita86] 2
#26682063 - 05/19/20 10:15 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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If you kill me then ur gay
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deadwk
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Re: You will be put to death right now. What will your last words be? [Re: Asante]
#26682070 - 05/19/20 10:18 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Thanks mom and dad for never giving up on me.
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Niffla



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Re: You will be put to death right now. What will your last words be? [Re: deadwk] 2
#26682083 - 05/19/20 10:26 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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"Why tho?"
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FrenziedTortoise
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Re: You will be put to death right now. What will your last words be? [Re: Niffla]
#26682100 - 05/19/20 10:35 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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I am you and though I die you live on and so do I.
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EternalCowabunga
Being of Great Significance



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Re: You will be put to death right now. What will your last words be? [Re: FrenziedTortoise]
#26682121 - 05/19/20 10:47 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Sweep me up
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LogicaL Chaos
Ascension Energy & Alien UFOs




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Re: You will be put to death right now. What will your last words be? [Re: Asante] 1
#26682162 - 05/19/20 11:06 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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"Im ready to merge my consciousness with Creation. Also, UFOs are Real".
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pineninja
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Re: You will be put to death right now. What will your last words be? [Re: Asante] 2
#26682168 - 05/19/20 11:09 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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"It's been real"
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budmanman
OTD Masterbater



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Re: You will be put to death right now. What will your last words be? [Re: pineninja] 1
#26682426 - 05/20/20 01:55 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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your mom gay
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tomnl
Beginner



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Re: You will be put to death right now. What will your last words be? [Re: budmanman] 1
#26682469 - 05/20/20 02:50 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Epstein did it!
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tomnl
Beginner



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Re: You will be put to death right now. What will your last words be? [Re: budmanman]
#26682471 - 05/20/20 02:50 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Epstein didnt kill himself
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Asante
Mage


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Re: You will be put to death right now. What will your last words be? [Re: tomnl] 1
#26682522 - 05/20/20 04:01 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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The setup is that we committed an atrocious act so uh,
"I guess I can but humbly ask you for forgiveness, if only for the sake of your personal peace of mind. I shall seek and find higher Justice now, with the Lord our God. You were a cruel yet wonderful world to have been a part of. I thank you for all I have received and hope that that whih I sent out made up for it. Farewell."
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LogicaL Chaos
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Re: You will be put to death right now. What will your last words be? [Re: pineninja]
#26682565 - 05/20/20 05:07 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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"Looks like Im about to get Disqualified from the Rat Race of Life."
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Loaded Shaman
Psychophysiologist



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Re: You will be put to death right now. What will your last words be? [Re: Asante] 1
#26682585 - 05/20/20 05:33 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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"BOOBS. I just wanna say that one more time: BOOBS." -Beavis
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blessed


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#26687111 - 05/22/20 02:40 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Amanita86
OTD Keymaster


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Re: You will be put to death right now. What will your last words be? [Re: Amanita86]
#26687119 - 05/22/20 02:44 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Amanita86 said: “It is done..”
I’m going to add, “finally” because this bitch has been dragging.. so, “finally, it is done”.
Final answer.
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pixelpopper
Crap Artist

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Re: You will be put to death right now. What will your last words be? [Re: Asante]
#26687124 - 05/22/20 02:48 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Nothing at all
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