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InvisibleAsante
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You will be put to death right now. What will your last words be?
    #26680770 - 05/19/20 09:58 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Suppose you committed a horrible crime and were put to death today.

They can't get proper drugs for a procedural execution so they decide to just choke you out with a plastic bag over your head.

This is a new procedure so its being overseen by a team of 4 physicians.

You are asked:


"Do you have any last words before we proceed?"



Thats where you are now, what do you say? It has to be less than 200 words.





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Invisibledeucedbi9
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Re: You will be put to death right now. What will your last words be? [Re: Asante] * 1
    #26680782 - 05/19/20 10:09 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

One more for the road? *hic* :cheers:


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Re: You will be put to death right now. What will your last words be? [Re: Asante]
    #26680811 - 05/19/20 10:24 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

owch


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Re: You will be put to death right now. What will your last words be? [Re: Crazy_Horse]
    #26680842 - 05/19/20 10:46 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah id say "your shoe is untied" and when he looked down I'd Jason Bourne straight the fuck out unscathed.


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Re: You will be put to death right now. What will your last words be? [Re: Asante]
    #26680863 - 05/19/20 10:56 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

"What a ride!"

Then, whilst looking my executioners in the eyes (and no doubt with a smirk)..

"Oh and also, fuck you."


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Re: You will be put to death right now. What will your last words be? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #26680869 - 05/19/20 10:59 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Fuck Trump.


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Re: You will be put to death right now. What will your last words be? [Re: icetech]
    #26680896 - 05/19/20 11:13 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

"Give me Liberty or Give me Death" (Patrick Henry)


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Invisible1234go
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Re: You will be put to death right now. What will your last words be? [Re: Asante] * 2
    #26680908 - 05/19/20 11:21 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Don't hate - Appreciate


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OfflineMagenta
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Re: You will be put to death right now. What will your last words be? [Re: Asante] * 1
    #26680916 - 05/19/20 11:25 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

So many words to choose from, i like 'nipplez'. It makes light of something apparently so serious which resonates with me.


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Re: You will be put to death right now. What will your last words be? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #26680928 - 05/19/20 11:35 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

fuck you




:werd:


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Re: You will be put to death right now. What will your last words be? [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #26680952 - 05/19/20 11:49 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Depends if I get my last meal which would be a breakthrough dose of shrooms. If high  I'd say to the drs "don't blame yourself blame your boss" . If sober I'd say "I regret nothing and if I could I'd do it again.


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Re: You will be put to death right now. What will your last words be? [Re: GreenHorns] * 6
    #26680957 - 05/19/20 11:51 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

"My chili recipe dies with me"


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Re: You will be put to death right now. What will your last words be? [Re: spirit_shadow] * 1
    #26681671 - 05/19/20 06:54 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

fuck off


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Re: You will be put to death right now. What will your last words be? [Re: TheStallionMang]
    #26682027 - 05/19/20 10:01 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Bloody vaginal belch


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Re: You will be put to death right now. What will your last words be? [Re: Asante] * 1
    #26682032 - 05/19/20 10:03 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

“It is done..”


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Re: You will be put to death right now. What will your last words be? [Re: Amanita86] * 2
    #26682063 - 05/19/20 10:15 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

If you kill me then ur gay


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Re: You will be put to death right now. What will your last words be? [Re: Asante]
    #26682070 - 05/19/20 10:18 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Thanks mom and dad for never giving up on me. :heart:


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Re: You will be put to death right now. What will your last words be? [Re: deadwk] * 2
    #26682083 - 05/19/20 10:26 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

"Why tho?"

:ytho:


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Re: You will be put to death right now. What will your last words be? [Re: Niffla]
    #26682100 - 05/19/20 10:35 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

I am you
and though I die
you live on
and so do I.


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Re: You will be put to death right now. What will your last words be? [Re: FrenziedTortoise]
    #26682121 - 05/19/20 10:47 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Sweep me up


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