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Asante
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You will be put to death right now. What will your last words be?
#26680770 - 05/19/20 09:58 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Suppose you committed a horrible crime and were put to death today.
They can't get proper drugs for a procedural execution so they decide to just choke you out with a plastic bag over your head.
This is a new procedure so its being overseen by a team of 4 physicians.
You are asked:
"Do you have any last words before we proceed?"
Thats where you are now, what do you say? It has to be less than 200 words.
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deucedbi9
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Re: You will be put to death right now. What will your last words be? [Re: Asante] 1
#26680782 - 05/19/20 10:09 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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One more for the road? *hic*
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Crazy_Horse
I’m Rick James, bitch!


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Re: You will be put to death right now. What will your last words be? [Re: Asante]
#26680811 - 05/19/20 10:24 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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owch
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spirit_shadow
Feature not a bug



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Re: You will be put to death right now. What will your last words be? [Re: Crazy_Horse]
#26680842 - 05/19/20 10:46 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Yeah id say "your shoe is untied" and when he looked down I'd Jason Bourne straight the fuck out unscathed.
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Jokeshopbeard
Humble Student

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Re: You will be put to death right now. What will your last words be? [Re: Asante]
#26680863 - 05/19/20 10:56 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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"What a ride!"
Then, whilst looking my executioners in the eyes (and no doubt with a smirk)..
"Oh and also, fuck you."
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
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icetech



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Re: You will be put to death right now. What will your last words be? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#26680869 - 05/19/20 10:59 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Fuck Trump.
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bio_alchemist
Shroom Operator




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Re: You will be put to death right now. What will your last words be? [Re: icetech]
#26680896 - 05/19/20 11:13 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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"Give me Liberty or Give me Death" (Patrick Henry)
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1234go
Ban Lotto Champion


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Re: You will be put to death right now. What will your last words be? [Re: Asante] 2
#26680908 - 05/19/20 11:21 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Don't hate - Appreciate
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Magenta
I care!!


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Re: You will be put to death right now. What will your last words be? [Re: Asante] 1
#26680916 - 05/19/20 11:25 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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So many words to choose from, i like 'nipplez'. It makes light of something apparently so serious which resonates with me.
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Tripsurfer
Bring Back Asante!



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Re: You will be put to death right now. What will your last words be? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#26680928 - 05/19/20 11:35 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
fuck you
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GreenHorns
some kind of boogin



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Re: You will be put to death right now. What will your last words be? [Re: Tripsurfer]
#26680952 - 05/19/20 11:49 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Depends if I get my last meal which would be a breakthrough dose of shrooms. If high I'd say to the drs "don't blame yourself blame your boss" . If sober I'd say "I regret nothing and if I could I'd do it again.
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spirit_shadow
Feature not a bug



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Re: You will be put to death right now. What will your last words be? [Re: GreenHorns] 6
#26680957 - 05/19/20 11:51 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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"My chili recipe dies with me"
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TheStallionMang
Do U know who yur fuckin with?


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Re: You will be put to death right now. What will your last words be? [Re: spirit_shadow] 1
#26681671 - 05/19/20 06:54 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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fuck off
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Salomon
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Re: You will be put to death right now. What will your last words be? [Re: TheStallionMang]
#26682027 - 05/19/20 10:01 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Bloody vaginal belch
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Amanita86
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Re: You will be put to death right now. What will your last words be? [Re: Asante] 1
#26682032 - 05/19/20 10:03 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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“It is done..”
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Envix
Avoidant Disorder



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Re: You will be put to death right now. What will your last words be? [Re: Amanita86] 2
#26682063 - 05/19/20 10:15 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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If you kill me then ur gay
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deadwk
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Re: You will be put to death right now. What will your last words be? [Re: Asante]
#26682070 - 05/19/20 10:18 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Thanks mom and dad for never giving up on me.
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Niffla



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Re: You will be put to death right now. What will your last words be? [Re: deadwk] 2
#26682083 - 05/19/20 10:26 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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"Why tho?"
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FrenziedTortoise
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Re: You will be put to death right now. What will your last words be? [Re: Niffla]
#26682100 - 05/19/20 10:35 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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I am you and though I die you live on and so do I.
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EternalCowabunga
Being of Great Significance



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Re: You will be put to death right now. What will your last words be? [Re: FrenziedTortoise]
#26682121 - 05/19/20 10:47 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Sweep me up
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