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InvisibleJokeshopbeard
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If you met yourself at a bar/party/etc one night..
    #26679911 - 05/18/20 09:54 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

.. what would you think of that person?

(obviously you have to imagine yourself in another body, but say you were introduced to you and had a few minutes to talk; what's your first impressions?)


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Re: If you met yourself at a bar one night.. [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 13
    #26680035 - 05/18/20 11:04 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

I'd probably buy him a beer, and let him know he doesn't have long to live, because there can only be one.


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Re: If you met yourself at a bar one night.. [Re: PatrickKn] * 1
    #26680041 - 05/18/20 11:07 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

I wonder if 'the prize' would be like cumming in yourself.

Now that I think about it, there was a certain orgasmic release after every time an immortal killed an immortal in that movie...


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
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Re: If you met yourself at a bar one night.. [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 3
    #26680053 - 05/18/20 11:19 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

some versions of me would be cool. Cool enough to date maybe (is that weird?)

But I kinda don't like myself right now. Home life is not making me a better person. :ohwell:

Would probably be bored/annoyed by me quickly. But I would probably find me refreshing and relatable for a few short convos.


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Re: If you met yourself at a bar one night.. [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #26680057 - 05/18/20 11:22 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

CookieCrumbs said:
Cool enough to date maybe (is that weird?)



Not at all. If I were attracted to men I would absolutely wanna fuck me.

In fact it was a post I made in jest in PS&P earlier - saying exactly that (parroting the line from Silence of the Lambs) - that inspired me to start this thread.


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Re: If you met yourself at a bar one night.. [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #26680069 - 05/18/20 11:33 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Probably wouldn't really think anything.

I don't really think anything about anyone. In a positive way.
If i do it's only something nice.
They don't know that though.

I never really told anyone that i like them.
Only the people who i spend a lot of time around catch on to that.


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Edited by watermelon mon (05/18/20 11:44 PM)


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Re: If you met yourself at a bar one night.. [Re: watermelon mon] * 3
    #26680555 - 05/19/20 07:50 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Depends on the night in question :lol:


The girl with HUGE eyes who's sitting around the fire, hugging herself while staring point blank at a glowing penguin light?

I'd probably feed her fruit and show her fun trippy music videos....because that's usually my modus operandi when I find random people on drugs at parties :shrug:




At like a regular bar, idk. I think I can come off as unintentionally aloof at times and charming other times. I'd probably just be another drunk chick to me in that setting :lol:. Depending on how drunk, I'm sure we'd become best friends in the bathroom for like a hot second and forget about the other's existence shortly thereafter, as is the whitegirlwasted tradition.


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Re: If you met yourself at a bar one night.. [Re: pirate-blues] * 1
    #26680658 - 05/19/20 09:07 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

I would try to start a jam sesh and maybe start a band.


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Re: If you met yourself at a bar one night.. [Re: blackhawk]
    #26680667 - 05/19/20 09:11 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

We'd become friends for life.

It'd be like two black holes accreting each other.

SSSSHPP! - Never Apart.


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Re: If you met yourself at a bar one night.. [Re: Asante] * 2
    #26680674 - 05/19/20 09:13 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Asante said:
We'd become friends for life.



That's my feeling. I'd fucking love that guy!!

Just my kind of fellow...


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
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Re: If you met yourself at a bar one night.. [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #26680687 - 05/19/20 09:18 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Like black holes accreting, the more we got to know of each other the more attracted to come closer we would be.

I don't have any of the readily apparent traits that turn me off in many others.


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Re: If you met yourself at a bar one night.. [Re: Asante]
    #26680693 - 05/19/20 09:23 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

One thing I experience again and again is that people feel completely welcomed to open up completely to me. And I find that interesting.

So imagine two of those furby-ing to one another to open up more.

Its gonna get deeper and deeper, oral exam turned gastroscopy turned endoscopy turned rectal exam, all the way through in one smooth operation, mutually.


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Re: If you met yourself at a bar one night.. [Re: Asante]
    #26680733 - 05/19/20 09:41 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Probably wouldn't know who I was because I'm invisible.

:bestcry:


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Re: If you met yourself at a bar one night.. [Re: Shiithead]
    #26680797 - 05/19/20 10:12 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Spitting into your own mouth isnt as impressive a party trick when its done by two bodies, running one string through both nasal cavities and mouths might be something special though.


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Re: If you met yourself at a bar/party/etc one night.. [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #26680833 - 05/19/20 10:43 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Now, I'd probably think they/me were a little boisterous if it's later in the night and a few drinks have been had. Maybe annoying if on mdma or obnoxious, maybe fun, depends on the persons perception. I would party with me for sure. I would like me, now, more than 20-30 years ago. I have had people follow (thank goodness, but still freaky) from a bar, a guy and girl couple, from a gay bar I was rolling at. I had taken a second hit at the bar, it hit on the way home even harder. I pulled over to a random house and laid in the lawn just saying fuck it, I'd rather get taken to jail this way than risk a wreck.

They pulled up behind me and asked if I was OK and telling me they had seen me a the bar and were worried about me in my state. I told them what I did and one of them drove my car and I got in the other car and went to their apartment. They totally took care of me, gave me some water and let me ride out the peak while staying up with me, gave me a blanket and the whole couch, talking to me telling me they had done it before etc...These were total and complete strangers! I finally sobered up enough to drive home, I think I slept some even, and never saw or talked to them again. I could be a fucking loon back then.


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Re: If you met yourself at a bar/party/etc one night.. [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #26680870 - 05/19/20 10:59 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

I'd probably conjure some small talk and it'd never escalate beyond that and i'd never explore the deeper realms of their interests and personality and pretty quickly i'd quickly dismiss them as an okay person but as someone who sees the world different to me with separate interests.

That is unless they quoted old Simpsons or i did and they retaliated of course.


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Re: If you met yourself at a bar/party/etc one night.. [Re: Magenta] * 2
    #26680931 - 05/19/20 11:38 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Jeezus this guy is completely fucking wasted on something

See if he wants to sell me any


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Re: If you met yourself at a bar/party/etc one night.. [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #26680959 - 05/19/20 11:52 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Everyone's wasted son, it's the Shroomery lol. Why so much hate?  :dawerp:


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Re: If you met yourself at a bar/party/etc one night.. [Re: Magenta] * 1
    #26680969 - 05/19/20 11:59 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Ah the elusive 2nd person view :strokebeard:


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Re: If you met yourself at a bar/party/etc one night.. [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #26680973 - 05/19/20 12:02 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

I have a confession to make.


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