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Re: And the Lord spoketh: "Let there be Kidney Stone." and behold, there was great excitement! [Re: Asante]
    #26672446 - 05/15/20 11:03 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

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Seriously can't they pulverize the stones with ultrasound?





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Hip hip hooray!

I took a gamble and won!

I have this intense body massage stick, akin to a Hitachi Magic Wand, that I use for sore muscles, sore feet etc.

I figured, dangerously, since I had a piece of kidney stone wedged in my urether from kidney to bladder, that there could be benefit to apply the massage stick right on the spot it hurts most, to either try jostle it loose or even break it up. I figured, if I fuck up, my GP doc has just gotten on duty.

But!

The massager cleared the urether, the piece is either through or broken up and through. The spot of greatest pain is gone, I can touch it again and take deep breaths again.

It was a risk, this does not constitute medical advice, but for me it worked flawlessly.

Lets hope this was the last piece.





So far it was the last piece :smile2:







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Re: And the Lord spoketh: "Let there be Kidney Stone." and behold, there was great excitement! [Re: Asante] * 1
    #26672452 - 05/15/20 11:05 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

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So far it was the last piece :smile2:
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Hope that is the case :hug:

my situation lasted over a week and seemed to involve passing several
at the worst, remember literally falling off the toilet crying on the bathroom floor with my pants around my ankles


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Re: And the Lord spoketh: "Let there be Kidney Stone." and behold, there was great excitement! [Re: Asante] * 1
    #26672460 - 05/15/20 11:09 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Its cleared my Urether (kidney to bladder) but I believe phase 2 is mostly still to come (bladder to toilet).

Did feel a few lightning bolts when peeing though but given the descriptions like yours :hug: , I probably wont get off this esily. If I do though, good riddance.


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Re: And the Lord spoketh: "Let there be Kidney Stone." and behold, there was great excitement! [Re: Tantrika]
    #26672469 - 05/15/20 11:15 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

I dont know how people here feel about ACV, but I use it for pretty much every malady. It is my snake oil. Ill bet a daily regimen of ACV could help with the stone issue - if not currently, future happenings...


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Re: And the Lord spoketh: "Let there be Kidney Stone." and behold, there was great excitement! [Re: ManianFH]
    #26672474 - 05/15/20 11:17 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Apple Cider Vinegar?


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Re: And the Lord spoketh: "Let there be Kidney Stone." and behold, there was great excitement! [Re: Asante]
    #26672475 - 05/15/20 11:18 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

you have to get the stuff with mother in it, most people use braggs


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Re: And the Lord spoketh: "Let there be Kidney Stone." and behold, there was great excitement! [Re: Asante]
    #26672506 - 05/15/20 11:49 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

correct! both correct :smile:.

Also, if you can find a good online recipe to mix it with some ginger (boiling ginger cuttings in water is an option... 30g/2cups), at about half ratios, you might be on to a powerful recovery/prevention vehicle.


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Re: And the Lord spoketh: "Let there be Kidney Stone." and behold, there was great excitement! [Re: Asante]
    #26672580 - 05/15/20 12:41 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

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I'm drinking a citric acid acidified diet soda yesterday and today.

I eat quite a bit of animal protein, a lot of milk proteins from quark.

I eat half a liter of quark every day but thats 50 grams of milk protein.

Quark is not unlike wet whey, it has very little lactose and fat.




maybe your getting too much calcium


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Re: And the Lord spoketh: "Let there be Kidney Stone." and behold, there was great excitement! [Re: gopher]
    #26672626 - 05/15/20 01:02 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

My urine was very bloody when I had my first kidney stone.  Docs said it was too big to pass, so I had a lithotripsy procedure.

This is what my urine looked like while trying to pass the broken-up shards afterwards.





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Re: And the Lord spoketh: "Let there be Kidney Stone." and behold, there was great excitement! [Re: MorphinTime]
    #26672636 - 05/15/20 01:04 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

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This is what my urine looked like while trying to pass the broken-up shards afterwards.








FUUUUUCK

DO NOT WANT!!

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Re: And the Lord spoketh: "Let there be Kidney Stone." and behold, there was great excitement! [Re: Asante]
    #26672640 - 05/15/20 01:06 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Hang in there man, I'm still alive!


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Re: And the Lord spoketh: "Let there be Kidney Stone." and behold, there was great excitement! [Re: MorphinTime]
    #26672643 - 05/15/20 01:09 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Oh damn, I remember when you posted those..


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Re: And the Lord spoketh: "Let there be Kidney Stone." and behold, there was great excitement! [Re: Amanita86]
    #26672659 - 05/15/20 01:23 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

That first one was such a doozy.  Glad I was able to pass my second known stone without medical help, but it was still very painful. Far less bloody, though.


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Re: And the Lord spoketh: "Let there be Kidney Stone." and behold, there was great excitement! [Re: MorphinTime]
    #26672667 - 05/15/20 01:29 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

You've made me anxious to pee :omgz:

I hope my 220V AC massager crushed it into fairy sprinkles instead of peeing barbed wire like you did.


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Re: And the Lord spoketh: "Let there be Kidney Stone." and behold, there was great excitement! [Re: Asante] * 1
    #26672676 - 05/15/20 01:34 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Thank God for intelligent design evolving the human plumbing:

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Ureters average 3-4mm in diameter, while

urethras average 6-8mm.




The way out your penis is WIDER than the way out your kidney.

Thats a relief.

Yay evolution.


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Re: And the Lord spoketh: "Let there be Kidney Stone." and behold, there was great excitement! [Re: Asante]
    #26672936 - 05/15/20 04:05 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Don’t watch the nightmare inducing video called  Kids In A Sandbox, or do, idk.  But I’m sure that guy could pass a stone no problem.


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Re: And the Lord spoketh: "Let there be Kidney Stone." and behold, there was great excitement! [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #26675243 - 05/16/20 04:28 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

AND I DID IT AGAIN!

shard of kidney stone in my ureter, following the anatomical path of the ureter to the bladder with my 220V powertool massager, working with peristalsis to get that kidney stone out of there.

This one didnt seem to break up but it got shook out of the ureter whole.

I'm not going to wait days for that to descend in a constant nauseating pain, aint nobody got tiiime for that honey :grin:




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Re: And the Lord spoketh: "Let there be Kidney Stone." and behold, there was great excitement! [Re: Asante]
    #26675247 - 05/16/20 04:30 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

youll have to use the massager on your dick while you are peeing too


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Re: And the Lord spoketh: "Let there be Kidney Stone." and behold, there was great excitement! [Re: gopher]
    #26675250 - 05/16/20 04:32 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

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youll have to use the massager on your dick while you are peeing too




I'm afraid so, Gopher, but thats later business.

Renal colic is SHIT.


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Re: And the Lord spoketh: "Let there be Kidney Stone." and behold, there was great excitement! [Re: Asante]
    #26676050 - 05/17/20 01:35 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Theres a shard of friggin glass in my peehole and I'm out of wee. :aweman:




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