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People who audit the entire fucking menu when ordering food
    #26671004 - 05/14/20 04:30 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Jesus christ just pick something. My girlfriend does this. Its like shes choosing her last fucking meal before execution.


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Re: People who audit the entire fucking menu when ordering food [Re: I_was_the_walrus] * 1
    #26671010 - 05/14/20 04:32 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

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I_was_the_walrus said:
Jesus christ just pick something. My girlfriend does this. Its like shes choosing her last fucking meal before execution.




:lol:

sometimes i'm guilty of this

:justfuck:

I need to be more decisive

And then sometimes I immediately regret my order and wished I ordered something else

:facepalm:


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Re: People who audit the entire fucking menu when ordering food [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #26671013 - 05/14/20 04:33 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Ffs just cook for yourself


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Re: People who audit the entire fucking menu when ordering food [Re: I_was_the_walrus] * 2
    #26671018 - 05/14/20 04:36 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

LOL I do this. Perhaps I can give some insight as to why people do...

So basically, I love everything. I want to try everything. Problem is, I can't fit it all in, so I have to carefully evaluate which things I can let go of before I choose the thing I want mostest.

P.S - new girlfriend Walrus?


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Re: People who audit the entire fucking menu when ordering food [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 3
    #26671023 - 05/14/20 04:38 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

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LOL I do this. Perhaps I can give some insight as to why people do...

So basically, I love everything. I want to try everything. Problem is, I can't fit it all in, so I have to carefully evaluate which things I can let go of before I choose the thing I want mostest.






Yep I know that feel exactly

It's a curse


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Re: People who audit the entire fucking menu when ordering food [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #26671034 - 05/14/20 04:45 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

But what if you choose the wrong thing. Also LOLS at "your girlfriend"... :bucktoothfattygangsta:


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Re: People who audit the entire fucking menu when ordering food [Re: Niffla]
    #26671084 - 05/14/20 05:17 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

it is a highly complex decision to make


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Re: People who audit the entire fucking menu when ordering food [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #26671085 - 05/14/20 05:17 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

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P.S - new girlfriend Walrus?




:borfase:

Yeah man we've been dating for a minute.


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Re: People who audit the entire fucking menu when ordering food [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #26671100 - 05/14/20 05:22 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

I had this problem when restaurants still existed. The waiter would come around to write down orders. Ill be looking at the menu sweating bullets repeatedly within seconds deciding and then rethinking and redeciding which one I'm going to tell them I want, its like an argument going on in my head. As my turn to speak comes closer my hearts beating out of my chest and 50% of the time i end up ordering the wrong thing and regretting it.


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Re: People who audit the entire fucking menu when ordering food [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #26671332 - 05/14/20 07:56 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

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I_was_the_walrus said:
Quote:

Jokeshopbeard said:

P.S - new girlfriend Walrus?




:borfase:

Yeah man we've been dating for a minute.




Walrus's new "girlfriend"



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Re: People who audit the entire fucking menu when ordering food [Re: I_was_the_walrus] * 1
    #26671374 - 05/14/20 08:19 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

I can be the guy who opens the menu at a restaurant and picks something immediately, and be satisfied.  However, I pretty much never do that. I deliberate.

But I NEVER flag down restaurant staff the second I have made a decision after taking a long time to choose.  I've worked bar/waiting jobs for years and generally, the people who do this kind of suck.


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Re: People who audit the entire fucking menu when ordering food [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #26671406 - 05/14/20 08:38 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

I usually have something figured out by the time they get back.



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I_was_the_walrus said:
Quote:

Jokeshopbeard said:

P.S - new girlfriend Walrus?




:borfase:

Yeah man we've been dating for a minute.



:borat:


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Re: People who audit the entire fucking menu when ordering food [Re: I_was_the_walrus] * 1
    #26671763 - 05/15/20 01:12 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

I only do this at new resturants. If its a resturant Im familiar with, I know exactly what I want. Whooper meal at BK, Guaco-Bacon at Carls Jr, Traditional Gyro at Arby's, Munchie Meal or Chicken Ranch at Jack in the Box, Classic #1 at Wendys, NW Burger at Burgerville, Chicken Avacado Burrito at Del Taco, Pepper Classic at Red Robins, Chalupas, Loaded Grillers and Power Burrito at Taco Bell, and Stir Fry or Beef Broccoli with Spring Rolls at Panda Express.


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Re: People who audit the entire fucking menu when ordering food [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #26671794 - 05/15/20 01:40 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

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LogicaL Chaos said: Del Taco




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Re: People who audit the entire fucking menu when ordering food [Re: ichugwindex] * 1
    #26671823 - 05/15/20 02:16 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

At least i didnt say Taco Time :shrug:

I like Del Taco. Its delicious. Those Strawberry shakes too :solidnod:


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Re: People who audit the entire fucking menu when ordering food [Re: trees] * 1
    #26671880 - 05/15/20 03:30 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

The panic attack brought on by too much choice on the menu. The what food to order affliction of we poor first worlders eh.

Edit. Found the link that prompted this post.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m000j2tm

Go to ~2:52 for a brief disscussion of 'FOMO'. Fear of missing out.



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Re: People who audit the entire fucking menu when ordering food [Re: MorphinTime]
    #26672102 - 05/15/20 07:29 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

I'm picky and always want to find out what's best on the menu, while also trying to figure out what's more or less popular on the menu so I don't get days old meat or fish (thanks for the tip Bourdain, may you RIP).  But I generally chose something by the time the waiter comes back with our drinks.

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But I NEVER flag down restaurant staff the second I have made a decision after taking a long time to choose.  I've worked bar/waiting jobs for years and generally, the people who do this kind of suck.



How long is a good time to wait? When I go out with the fam everybody always takes ages to make a decision and we end up telling the waiter to give us a minute, but sometimes they take 20 and I feel like I gotta flag em' down.


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Re: People who audit the entire fucking menu when ordering food [Re: ninja cat 09] * 1
    #26672138 - 05/15/20 07:59 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

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(thanks for the tip Bourdain, may you RIP)




God I miss that guy. There's been a bunch of shows that have tried to emulate his formula, but all of them just feel like weak copies (Somebody Feed Phil and Ugly Delicious on Netflix; the one with Gordon Ramsay).

And while Anthony explored politics, race and culture, he did it because of the places he went to -- not because of the food. It was relevant in that case. David Chang on Ugly Delicious is insufferable and wants to be this super woke and new Bourdain. Just focus on the food, man. Instead he/they turned an hour long episode about frigging steaks into a platform for toxic masculinity, the environment, and how rich white Republicans go to Capital Grille so don't go there :lol:

If I wanted politics I'll go to MSNBC or Fox. Ugh. Everything is so political and woke these days. It's a shame because when Ugly Delicious does actually focus on the food, it's pretty good.

That said I did enjoy Chef's Table (again on Netflix). Good show for foodies. Each episode profiles and explores an individual chef -- the great and acclaimed chefs of today.


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Re: People who audit the entire fucking menu when ordering food [Re: ninja cat 09]
    #26672149 - 05/15/20 08:09 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

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I'm picky and always want to find out what's best on the menu, while also trying to figure out what's more or less popular on the menu so I don't get days old meat or fish (thanks for the tip Bourdain, may you RIP).  But I generally chose something by the time the waiter comes back with our drinks.

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But I NEVER flag down restaurant staff the second I have made a decision after taking a long time to choose.  I've worked bar/waiting jobs for years and generally, the people who do this kind of suck.



How long is a good time to wait? When I go out with the fam everybody always takes ages to make a decision and we end up telling the waiter to give us a minute, but sometimes they take 20 and I feel like I gotta flag em' down.





20 minutes is entirely too long to wait.


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Re: People who audit the entire fucking menu when ordering food [Re: MorphinTime]
    #26672260 - 05/15/20 09:10 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

I do not do this at restaurants but whenever I go to a record store, book store or used DVD store, I check the entire inventory before I make any choices.  Needless to say, people hate to accompany me on such excursions.  It used to be a good way to punish my kids by making them tag along.


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