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Asante
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And the Lord spoketh: "Let there be Kidney Stone." and behold, there was great excitement! 1
#26670368 - 05/14/20 10:36 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Wow.
Last night woke up with hellish pains in the nether regions. Did the official "need to call a doctor?" app and the verdict was to call it in immediately.
5 AM the night doctor arrived at my abode (long live universal health care!) I was examined, blood was found in the urine, long story short, I'm in the process of passing a kidney stone and have a bladder infection.
Amoxicillin Naproxen Omeprazole
The doc told me passing a kidney stone is usually a process of one week, and, spoken from mouthmask to mouthmask, we agreed on (again!) attempting to ride it out rather than cartin me off to COVID central.
FUCK this hurts.
I remember my father's yodeling with the same affliction at the same age, and I invented a few alternatives for What The Fox Say too.
Painful!
I got the omeprazol as stomach protection "because you'll likely eat a LOT of those Naproxens inj the coming week."
Prepper me already had the amoxicilin and the naproxen but I let the amox be prescribed to me as its in short supply with me, and this Year of Hell is still young.
The kidney hurts, the ureter hurts and my bladder hurts.
Ow.
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Re: And the Lord spoketh: "Let there be Kidney Stone." and behold, there was great excitement! [Re: Asante]
#26670373 - 05/14/20 10:40 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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I've heard that opiates are commonly prescribed for that (or were before the epidemic). I once had a super small one and it felt like I was punched in the back. Not fun. Good luck Asante, you'll need it.
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Re: And the Lord spoketh: "Let there be Kidney Stone." and behold, there was great excitement! [Re: Asante] 1
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Re: And the Lord spoketh: "Let there be Kidney Stone." and behold, there was great excitement! [Re: ninja cat 09]
#26670411 - 05/14/20 10:59 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
ninja cat 09 said: I've heard that opiates are commonly prescribed for that (or were before the epidemic). I once had a super small one and it felt like I was punched in the back. Not fun. Good luck Asante, you'll need it.
They prefer not to give opiates to cardiac patients and it would turn my poo into concrete too.
But, if the pod fairy came by and offered a morphine injection I'd take it.
Ow.
It actually does feel like being punched in the kidney with a burning bladder to boot.
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#26670425 - 05/14/20 11:09 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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I heard a anecdotal story of a nurse who had a kidney stone, she dosed herself with citrates, potassium citrate and sodium citrate, and the stone came out as a goop
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Re: And the Lord spoketh: "Let there be Kidney Stone." and behold, there was great excitement! [Re: Asante] 1
#26670428 - 05/14/20 11:12 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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#26670431 - 05/14/20 11:14 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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#26670498 - 05/14/20 11:59 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Sucks bro
Hang in there
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Re: And the Lord spoketh: "Let there be Kidney Stone." and behold, there was great excitement! [Re: Tripsurfer]
#26670508 - 05/14/20 12:06 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Asante, I forget the exact name, but whatever is in Uracil otc makes your peepee numb and makes your urine change color ( good for urethral pain ) Good for uti’s etc, idk if it would help with a kidney stone or if there are any contraindicated interactions with any meds or conditions you may have, but I figured I would just let ya know anyways.
Opiates are nice for that kind of pain if it’s gets intolerable, but like you said -side effects, not to mention they induce urinary retention being amongst the plethora of said symps.
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Re: And the Lord spoketh: "Let there be Kidney Stone." and behold, there was great excitement! [Re: Ahab McBathsalts] 1
#26670544 - 05/14/20 12:29 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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I had one back in 2014. It was an itty bitty flake that passed in about 12 hours. I found that, for some reason, alternating between scalding hot and ice cold showers would shut down the pain for a little while.
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#26670595 - 05/14/20 12:52 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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They are actually crystals not stones.
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Re: And the Lord spoketh: "Let there be Kidney Stone." and behold, there was great excitement! [Re: Shiithead] 1
#26670606 - 05/14/20 12:57 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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That explains a lot.
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#26670636 - 05/14/20 01:15 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Crystals are stones, breh.
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#26670669 - 05/14/20 01:32 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Damn. Those hurt, hurt, hurt. Keep poring down the water. It will more than likely eventually pass. Sending you positive vibes.
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#26670771 - 05/14/20 02:47 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Good luck Asante, hope it's a quickie.
Hopefully boofing a habanero was good training for the pain.
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#26670799 - 05/14/20 02:58 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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#26671115 - 05/14/20 05:28 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Owwww! Sorry to hear that Asante, i heard them Kidney Crystalz are painful as fuck U gonna DIY it with exotic dr00gz?
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#26671167 - 05/14/20 06:07 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Feel better soon and keep us updated.
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#26671327 - 05/14/20 07:55 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
feevers said: Hopefully boofing a habanero was good training for the pain.
I would rather boof Carolina reaper from a food processor than have another kidney stone.
The pain is very specific and very immense.
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#26671485 - 05/14/20 09:35 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Here's mine. I fucking hated that.

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