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Niffla



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Useful life hacks you know of 2
#26668873 - 05/13/20 04:22 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Have a bottle of wine but forgot the corkscrew?
If you have a lighter you can still get that cork outta there. Take the lighter and put the flame against the bottle, under where the cork is. Heat it up continuously just under the cork. The key is to heat up the air underneath the cork so it expands and begins to push the cork upwards. Just keep heating and guiding the cork up until it pops out.
Be careful though because obviously the neck of the bottle will be very hot, and also corks have been known to shoot out of the bottle like a rocket, so make sure your face is back and away from where the cork is pointed just in case.
Anyway do any of y'all have any cool little useful hacks that one can use in his or her daily life?
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Re: Useful life hacks you know of [Re: Niffla]
#26668902 - 05/13/20 04:40 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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if you tie a rubber glove up in a towel, you can make an artificial pussy... Prison hacks 101 makes doin time easier if you aint got enough commissary to buy your cellies bitch. or if you're quarantined...
-------------------- "Sometimes reasonable men must do unreasonable things."-Marvin Heemeyer 𝓐 𝔀𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓷, 𝓪 𝓭𝓸𝓰, 𝓪 𝔀𝓪𝓵𝓷𝓾𝓽 𝓽𝓻𝓮𝓮, 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓫𝓮𝓪𝓽 '𝓮𝓶, 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓫𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝔂 𝓫𝓮.
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tyrannicalrex
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Re: Useful life hacks you know of [Re: Niffla] 1
#26668909 - 05/13/20 04:43 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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this might be easier, you tube the vids. But it does shake it up. BUT, unless you have a vintage wine that has that pulp shit in the bottom of it, I doubt it would hurt it much.
First, you remove the protective foil covering the top of the bottle (known as the "capsule.") Then, you place the bottom of the bottle inside the shoe to protect the glass, and then bang the sole of the shoe against the wall repeatedly until the cork eases out of the bottle.
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The few times I needed to get into a bottle of wine with no cork screw, I would use an actual drywall screw, and drive that into the cork with a bit of the head sticking out, and yank it out with pliers like a bad tooth.
-------------------- "Sometimes reasonable men must do unreasonable things."-Marvin Heemeyer 𝓐 𝔀𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓷, 𝓪 𝓭𝓸𝓰, 𝓪 𝔀𝓪𝓵𝓷𝓾𝓽 𝓽𝓻𝓮𝓮, 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓫𝓮𝓪𝓽 '𝓮𝓶, 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓫𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝔂 𝓫𝓮.
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Brian Jones
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Or you could just buy an exquisite vintage with a twist off top.
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Re: Useful life hacks you know of [Re: Brian Jones]
#26668942 - 05/13/20 05:04 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Mad dog 2020 pairs excellently with a fine steak dinner...
-------------------- "Sometimes reasonable men must do unreasonable things."-Marvin Heemeyer 𝓐 𝔀𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓷, 𝓪 𝓭𝓸𝓰, 𝓪 𝔀𝓪𝓵𝓷𝓾𝓽 𝓽𝓻𝓮𝓮, 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓫𝓮𝓪𝓽 '𝓮𝓶, 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓫𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝔂 𝓫𝓮.
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Re: Useful life hacks you know of [Re: Niffla] 2
#26668944 - 05/13/20 05:06 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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If you're out of wd40 and have a squeaky door hinges, get a q-tip soaked in olive oil or any veg oil and dab the hinges and work the door until it stops squeaking.
Mayo doubles a sex lube.
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Quote:
tyrannicalrex said: If you're out of wd40 and have a squeaky door hinges, get a q-tip soaked in olive oil or any veg oil and dab the hinges and work the door until it stops squeaking.
Mayo doubles a sex lube.
Every year upta camp i find myself using sex lube for getting water pipe fittings together.
Apparently astroglide came from the space program as they needed a water based lubricant, the sexy use is just lucky byproduct
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If you have the hiccups: Inhale until your lungs are absolutely and completely expanded like they are going to burst like a balloon - and then pull in even more extra air until physically impossible to do more. Hold for 10ish Mississippi at maximum expanded state. Then slowly exhale all the air out all the way so that your diaphragm completely contracts to the Max, and then keep going until it’s physically impossible. After this return to breathing normally. You’ve now reset your diaphragm, and your hiccups are gone if done correctly.
Basically, inhale extreme max, hold at max for 10, exhale to the extreme max, and Ta-da!
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split_by_nine
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Quote:
Fleabag Friend said: if you tie a rubber glove up in a towel, you can make an artificial pussy... Prison hacks 101 makes doin time easier if you aint got enough commissary to buy your cellies bitch. or if you're quarantined...
sounds too complicated and a bit psychotic.. but good sex is always a little crazy, aint it?
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If you hate winter, divide 10gr of MXE into 90 portions of 110mg and work through those day by day 
I did that once, overwintered in Mexico
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Quote:
split_by_nine said:
Quote:
Fleabag Friend said: if you tie a rubber glove up in a towel, you can make an artificial pussy... Prison hacks 101 makes doin time easier if you aint got enough commissary to buy your cellies bitch. or if you're quarantined...
sounds too complicated and a bit psychotic.. but good sex is always a little crazy, aint it?
-------------------- "Sometimes reasonable men must do unreasonable things."-Marvin Heemeyer 𝓐 𝔀𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓷, 𝓪 𝓭𝓸𝓰, 𝓪 𝔀𝓪𝓵𝓷𝓾𝓽 𝓽𝓻𝓮𝓮, 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓫𝓮𝓪𝓽 '𝓮𝓶, 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓫𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝔂 𝓫𝓮.
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Put your legs up in squat position when you go to poop for total waste removal. Sitting in the typical position cuts and limits your inside poop tube from expunging the waste completely, you strain more this way too. You can use a stool or w/e object gets you in squat mode comfortably.
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split_by_nine
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silly fleabag, toys are for kids
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Re: Useful life hacks you know of [Re: Cosmic_Flame]
#26669172 - 05/13/20 06:50 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Cosmic_Flame said: Put your legs up in squat position when you go to poop for total waste removal. Sitting in the typical position cuts and limits your inside poop tube from expunging the waste completely, you strain more this way too. You can use a stool or w/e object gets you in squat mode comfortably.
Instructions unclear, shit on the gym floor while doing squats
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It happens to the best of us
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Re: Useful life hacks you know of [Re: Cosmic_Flame]
#26669195 - 05/13/20 06:57 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Second attempt ended in failure too:
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Cosmic_Flame
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split_by_nine
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Re: Useful life hacks you know of [Re: Cosmic_Flame]
#26669220 - 05/13/20 07:06 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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if youre masturbating on the commode, and you are male, stand up and aim down to finish inside the bowl. no mess, no cleanup. time saved
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