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Onlinegopher
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Does anyone here like to be in ketosis?
    #26665307 - 05/11/20 07:55 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

I fast for  4-5 days at a time some weeks, just as I start to enter ketosis, I eat and kick myself out of ketosis, so this weekend I spent $80 to buy 3 days worth of keto foods so I could go right into my next fast in ketosis, but I fucked it up

I ate a week ago sunday, then monday,tuesday,wednesday,thursday I fasted, I checked my ketones on day 3, wednesday, and the piss strip was still blank, I forgot to check thursday before I left for my gf's for the weekend

so I assume I started to show colour on the strips on thursday but Im unsure, anyways I ate all my keto foods for friday, saturday and sunday, but on saturday I ate a handfull of cashews she had, I thought they might be keto, but I checked my urine today and the strips were blank

so I spent all that money, never felt quite satiated on the keto foods either, and turned down some treats she had for no reason really, she dosnt have internet or I would have queried if cashews were keto, I checked it out just now and they have 22g carbs
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Re: Does anyone here like to be in ketosis? [Re: gopher] * 2
    #26665329 - 05/11/20 08:03 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Not something I've ever really kept track of, though I do multi-day fasts occasionally. I've found that just eating less calories in general, and within a smallish time period (11am-6pm) is when I feel my best and can keep my ideal weight pretty easily. Cutting out most sugar and going easy on empty carbs are the only real restrictions I keep up with.


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Re: Does anyone here like to be in ketosis? [Re: feevers] * 1
    #26665364 - 05/11/20 08:20 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

I fucking LOVE the feeling of slamming hard into ketosis at about the 75 hour mark of a water fast.

However it's not sustainable for me because I love beer and the first time I meet friends and have one it knocks me straight out of it.

Probably something I will pursue more and more as I get older.


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Re: Does anyone here like to be in ketosis? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #26665479 - 05/11/20 09:30 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

You can cause kidney damage if you stay in ketosis too long.


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Re: Does anyone here like to be in ketosis? [Re: Shiithead] * 4
    #26665489 - 05/11/20 09:38 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

OP’s stupid ideas about diet are probably causing him permanent organ damage. Idk why he just can’t eat like a normal person.


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Re: Does anyone here like to be in ketosis? [Re: koods]
    #26665496 - 05/11/20 09:44 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Normal as in excessive amounts of food without restriction? According to the numbers 40 percent of Americans are overweight.


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For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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Re: Does anyone here like to be in ketosis? [Re: gopher]
    #26665572 - 05/11/20 10:40 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Dude, fuck ketosis!  Just do intermittent fasting or lower your carbs to bring down your TDEE.  Ketosis makes me an agitated motherfucker, and you do not have to sacrifice precious muscle if you simply manipulate your carb intake ever so slightly.


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Re: Does anyone here like to be in ketosis? [Re: gopher]
    #26665580 - 05/11/20 10:43 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Oh -- and it can take 4-7 days to go into full blown ketosis... By that time, most people can't take a lack of carbs and pig out on junk food.  The keto diet sucks, I'm sorry!


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Re: Does anyone here like to be in ketosis? [Re: Asclepius]
    #26665587 - 05/11/20 10:46 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

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Asclepius said:
Ketosis makes me an agitated motherfucker



This is a YMMV thing.

For me, I have never experienced such clarity of mind when sober as I do in ketosis. I find it to be an utterly incredible state.

Admittedly the muscle loss is a big turn off for me, but the state of mind is nothing less than sublime IMO.


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Re: Does anyone here like to be in ketosis? [Re: koods] * 1
    #26665592 - 05/11/20 10:50 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Imagine having to follow some fad diet and not being able to eat like a normal person and diet/exercise.

OP how many pullups can you do?



Edited by PreparationH (05/12/20 03:16 AM)


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Re: Does anyone here like to be in ketosis? [Re: PreparationH]
    #26665809 - 05/12/20 05:44 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Ive been in full ketosis since december, and two months of full carnivore, years ago i did a few years of full carnivore too.

It works for me because almost everything makes my colon bloat.

I don't experience muscle loss at all but it totally wrecks my strenght. Like, from 60kg arnold press to 40kg.
When i did a keto bulk i even gained muscle while doing shitty low weights


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Re: Does anyone here like to be in ketosis? [Re: living_failure]
    #26665978 - 05/12/20 08:07 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

I do seasonal keto weeks

January = keto month


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Re: Does anyone here like to be in ketosis? [Re: living_failure]
    #26666090 - 05/12/20 09:06 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

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Ive been in full ketosis since december, and two months of full carnivore, years ago i did a few years of full carnivore too.






Rip kidneys.


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For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
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Hebrews 11:3
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Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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Re: Does anyone here like to be in ketosis? [Re: koods]
    #26666862 - 05/12/20 03:21 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
OP’s stupid ideas about diet are probably causing him permanent organ damage. Idk why he just can’t eat like a normal person.





People eat 1/3 for themselves and 2/3 for their doctor's profit


watch this youtube video and you can be a expert too


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Re: Does anyone here like to be in ketosis? [Re: gopher]
    #26666885 - 05/12/20 03:32 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

gopher said:
Quote:

koods said:
OP’s stupid ideas about diet are probably causing him permanent organ damage. Idk why he just can’t eat like a normal person.





People eat 1/3 for themselves and 2/3 for their doctor's profit


watch this youtube video and you can be a expert too





Fascinating.  So, for a true fast, or at least the fasting being described here, is this water only for 24-48 hours?  Would tea be allowed, or any other liquid?


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Re: Does anyone here like to be in ketosis? [Re: gopher]
    #26666900 - 05/12/20 03:38 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

@Gopher
I remember when you were going to eat liver for every meal and die of copper toxicity.


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Re: Does anyone here like to be in ketosis? [Re: InfiniteDreams]
    #26666905 - 05/12/20 03:39 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

some people say black coffee or tea is allowed and wont effect autophagy, I think there was one study where they used coffee and it was fine, and thats where the parroted fact comes from, but even if its true, most studies done on coffee are done using 8oz a day, and the average coffee drinker drinks like 16-32 oz a day so that might also effect something

but I just fast for weight loss and not autophagy, so I drink hella coffee, because im not worried if the small amount of protein in a black coffee will trigger mtor, im  just worried about triggering insulin, and black coffee wont trigger insulin, I drink those flavoured waters called bubbly too, maybe 1 or 2 a day


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Re: Does anyone here like to be in ketosis? [Re: Crazy_Horse]
    #26666911 - 05/12/20 03:41 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

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@Gopher
I remember when you were going to eat liver for every meal and die of copper toxicity.





it was liver at every meal I ate, which would have been like 2-3 a week, and vitamin A is the toxic substance in liver, copper is in seafood, most people are deficient in copper cause no one eats seafood, and they overload in zinc which is the land animals equivalent to copper


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Re: Does anyone here like to be in ketosis? [Re: gopher]
    #26666915 - 05/12/20 03:43 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Too much liver can lead to copper and vitamin A toxicity. Look it up.


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Re: Does anyone here like to be in ketosis? [Re: Crazy_Horse]
    #26666921 - 05/12/20 03:46 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

no, you are thinking of retinol, like I said, copper is a seafood thang


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