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Bank Receipts
    #26653420 - 05/06/20 05:52 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Lets talk about Bank Receipts for a moment.

Everytime i go to the bank and go to a teller to withdrawl money, the end of the interaction is me recieving my cash with a receipt of the amount I just withdrew from my account. But almost never do i get a receipt that shows my remaining balance in my account after withdrawing cash. I have to ask for that balance receipt almost every Goddamn time.

Its annoying as fuck. :crankey:

Anyone else have this First-World problem?


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Re: Bank Receipts [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #26653444 - 05/06/20 06:00 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

i havent been inside of a bank since the day i opened my account 4 years ago.


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Re: Bank Receipts [Re: split_by_nine]
    #26653446 - 05/06/20 06:02 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

:whattefuck2:


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Re: Bank Receipts [Re: split_by_nine]
    #26653448 - 05/06/20 06:03 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Atm machines work better


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Re: Bank Receipts [Re: Shenmue] * 1
    #26653467 - 05/06/20 06:15 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I dont go to the teller, but when I put a cheque in the new machines, it gives me a receipt with my total balance and theres even a picture of the cheque I deposited on the receipt and the new machines gives out different bills, I think 5s'20's50'100's, dosnt give out 10's for some reason


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Re: Bank Receipts [Re: split_by_nine]
    #26653474 - 05/06/20 06:18 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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split_by_nine said:
i havent been inside of a bank since the day i opened my account 4 years ago.




Same here pretty much.

Any time the ATM asks me if I want a receipt and my balance info with the transaction, I can't hit "NOPE" quick enough.


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Re: Bank Receipts [Re: feevers]
    #26653480 - 05/06/20 06:19 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

My ATM only does $20 increments :nonono:

Does your ATM have a withdrawl limit? Mine was $300 but they bumped it to $500.


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Re: Bank Receipts [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #26653485 - 05/06/20 06:22 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

yeah i have no need to use cash anymore, except for buying drugs (when the occasion arises) or weed.. and even then the amount of cash is under $200 so i can use the ATM. sometimes get hit with that $3 fee at ATM but i dont mind because like i said i rarely need cash. one way to avoid the fee is to get cash back when using my card at the grocery store.

how many times a month do you go to the physical bank to make withdrawals or deposits?




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Re: Bank Receipts [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #26653490 - 05/06/20 06:23 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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LogicaL Chaos said:
My ATM only does $20 increments :nonono:

Does your ATM have a withdrawl limit? Mine was $300 but they bumped it to $500.




Yea mine is $500 per day.


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Re: Bank Receipts [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #26653494 - 05/06/20 06:24 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

the ultimate limit is $1000, but my personal limit was $400, but my rent was $500 and for a while I was going to the teller to get it, one time I asked if they could bump up my machine limit so I could get my rent from the machine, they made me sign a statement they printed out saying I asked for a increased limit, and now I can get $500 a day from the machine


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Re: Bank Receipts [Re: gopher] * 1
    #26653498 - 05/06/20 06:26 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Sneaky Banks... I find the lack of a remaining balance on the withdrawal receipt, disturbing :witch:


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Re: Bank Receipts [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #26653499 - 05/06/20 06:26 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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LogicaL Chaos said:
My ATM only does $20 increments :nonono:

Does your ATM have a withdrawl limit? Mine was $300 but they bumped it to $500.




yeah most machines have limits of 200 or 300 per day and sometimes your account can have a daily ATM withdrawal limit.

years ago, i used to have an account with PNC bank when i lived in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, and their ATM's let you withdrawal in one dollar increments. i could withdrawal $17, $33, $129, etc lol you get the idea. i thought that was awesome.


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Re: Bank Receipts [Re: gopher]
    #26653501 - 05/06/20 06:27 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

For so long i actually thought there was a man in the ATM.


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Re: Bank Receipts [Re: watermelon mon]
    #26653507 - 05/06/20 06:29 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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For so long i actually thought there was a man in the ATM.




Only if it's the pornhub kind of ATM


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Re: Bank Receipts [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #26653509 - 05/06/20 06:29 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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Sneaky Banks... I find the lack of a remaining balance on the withdrawal receipt, disturbing :witch:




Its a bank conspiracy i tell ya! They are trying to make me overdraft, i just know it! Those bastards!

I go to the bank about two times a month to withdrawl cash. Legal weed is bought with cash only so gotta hit the bank once in awhile.

One dollar increments?! Fuck ya! :wooyeah:


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Re: Bank Receipts [Re: watermelon mon]
    #26653514 - 05/06/20 06:31 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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watermelon mon said:
For so long i actually thought there was a man in the ATM.






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Re: Bank Receipts [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #26653529 - 05/06/20 06:36 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

i remember years and years ago having to go to the bank to cash my payroll check evey 2 weeks because my employer didnt offer direct deposit. and it was even worse when i didnt have an account of my own because i had to sign the check over to my sisters boyfriend and he would have to cash it for me lol this was when i was 18


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Re: Bank Receipts [Re: split_by_nine]
    #26653531 - 05/06/20 06:36 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

It’s a true conspiracy!  That and those overdraft fees... I once went over by $0.25 back in the day... and I had a $30-40 charge because of it, and I didn’t know because I used debit at a gas station ....  :homerdoh3:

Anyways, ended going on a vacation afterwards, and the bill for that over draft somehow shot up to almost $100...

I fought against the banks and won though...  yea I took on the big corporations man.

Walked into my Wachovia bank branch, laid a quarter on the table of my teller and argued then closed my account and left.

Fucc, that experience was traumatic and embarrassing  :shirtlesssoldier:


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Re: Bank Receipts [Re: split_by_nine]
    #26653537 - 05/06/20 06:38 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Yeah like those big drive up ones.

I used to get really stoned and do everything in person.

Last time i payed my cell phone bill in person, the chick who was working went into her drawer and she randomly gave me candy.

Now i found out how to do it over the phone.


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Re: Bank Receipts [Re: split_by_nine]
    #26653541 - 05/06/20 06:40 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Oh shit :eek: Yeah, sounds like a pain in the ass. :nonono:

Im glad paper checks are being phased out.

Also, whats going on with those number symbols? Is it an abstract joke that I cant decipher?

Yeah, i heard of this bank conspiracy where they process your big charges first even if a smaller charge arrived at the bank earlier. The purpose was to create more overdraft charges. Sneamy bank bastards!


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