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Bank Receipts
#26653420 - 05/06/20 05:52 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Lets talk about Bank Receipts for a moment.
Everytime i go to the bank and go to a teller to withdrawl money, the end of the interaction is me recieving my cash with a receipt of the amount I just withdrew from my account. But almost never do i get a receipt that shows my remaining balance in my account after withdrawing cash. I have to ask for that balance receipt almost every Goddamn time.
Its annoying as fuck. 
Anyone else have this First-World problem?
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split_by_nine
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i havent been inside of a bank since the day i opened my account 4 years ago.
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Atm machines work better
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Re: Bank Receipts [Re: Shenmue] 1
#26653467 - 05/06/20 06:15 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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I dont go to the teller, but when I put a cheque in the new machines, it gives me a receipt with my total balance and theres even a picture of the cheque I deposited on the receipt and the new machines gives out different bills, I think 5s'20's50'100's, dosnt give out 10's for some reason
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split_by_nine said: i havent been inside of a bank since the day i opened my account 4 years ago.
Same here pretty much.
Any time the ATM asks me if I want a receipt and my balance info with the transaction, I can't hit "NOPE" quick enough.
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Re: Bank Receipts [Re: feevers]
#26653480 - 05/06/20 06:19 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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My ATM only does $20 increments 
Does your ATM have a withdrawl limit? Mine was $300 but they bumped it to $500.
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yeah i have no need to use cash anymore, except for buying drugs (when the occasion arises) or weed.. and even then the amount of cash is under $200 so i can use the ATM. sometimes get hit with that $3 fee at ATM but i dont mind because like i said i rarely need cash. one way to avoid the fee is to get cash back when using my card at the grocery store.
how many times a month do you go to the physical bank to make withdrawals or deposits?
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LogicaL Chaos said: My ATM only does $20 increments 
Does your ATM have a withdrawl limit? Mine was $300 but they bumped it to $500.
Yea mine is $500 per day.
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the ultimate limit is $1000, but my personal limit was $400, but my rent was $500 and for a while I was going to the teller to get it, one time I asked if they could bump up my machine limit so I could get my rent from the machine, they made me sign a statement they printed out saying I asked for a increased limit, and now I can get $500 a day from the machine
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Re: Bank Receipts [Re: gopher] 1
#26653498 - 05/06/20 06:26 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Sneaky Banks... I find the lack of a remaining balance on the withdrawal receipt, disturbing
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LogicaL Chaos said: My ATM only does $20 increments 
Does your ATM have a withdrawl limit? Mine was $300 but they bumped it to $500.
yeah most machines have limits of 200 or 300 per day and sometimes your account can have a daily ATM withdrawal limit.
years ago, i used to have an account with PNC bank when i lived in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, and their ATM's let you withdrawal in one dollar increments. i could withdrawal $17, $33, $129, etc lol you get the idea. i thought that was awesome.
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Re: Bank Receipts [Re: gopher]
#26653501 - 05/06/20 06:27 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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For so long i actually thought there was a man in the ATM.
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watermelon mon said: For so long i actually thought there was a man in the ATM.
Only if it's the pornhub kind of ATM
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The Blind Ass said: Sneaky Banks... I find the lack of a remaining balance on the withdrawal receipt, disturbing 
Its a bank conspiracy i tell ya! They are trying to make me overdraft, i just know it! Those bastards!
I go to the bank about two times a month to withdrawl cash. Legal weed is bought with cash only so gotta hit the bank once in awhile.
One dollar increments?! Fuck ya!
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watermelon mon said: For so long i actually thought there was a man in the ATM.
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i remember years and years ago having to go to the bank to cash my payroll check evey 2 weeks because my employer didnt offer direct deposit. and it was even worse when i didnt have an account of my own because i had to sign the check over to my sisters boyfriend and he would have to cash it for me lol this was when i was 18
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It’s a true conspiracy! That and those overdraft fees... I once went over by $0.25 back in the day... and I had a $30-40 charge because of it, and I didn’t know because I used debit at a gas station ....
Anyways, ended going on a vacation afterwards, and the bill for that over draft somehow shot up to almost $100...
I fought against the banks and won though... yea I took on the big corporations man.
Walked into my Wachovia bank branch, laid a quarter on the table of my teller and argued then closed my account and left.
Fucc, that experience was traumatic and embarrassing
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Yeah like those big drive up ones.
I used to get really stoned and do everything in person.
Last time i payed my cell phone bill in person, the chick who was working went into her drawer and she randomly gave me candy.
Now i found out how to do it over the phone.
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Oh shit Yeah, sounds like a pain in the ass. 
Im glad paper checks are being phased out.
Also, whats going on with those number symbols? Is it an abstract joke that I cant decipher?
Yeah, i heard of this bank conspiracy where they process your big charges first even if a smaller charge arrived at the bank earlier. The purpose was to create more overdraft charges. Sneamy bank bastards!
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yeah you gotta be careful with the ATM too because the machine itself will charge you and then your account may also charge you for using an out-of-network machine. i see a lot of new accounts promote "zero atm fees" and will reimburse you when you get charged at the machine. ask your bank, they might offer it.
the picture is the album cover for THE POLICE - THE GHOST IN THE MACHINE (1981). it contains the single "every little thing she does is magic"
i posted it because of what watermelonmon said lol
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Ah i see.
Occassionally, i use the phone automated system to check my balance. If i use it too much, they charge me like 0.35 cents. So if i check my balance when its negative, i can be charged an overdraft fee if i checked my account too many times, thus making my account more negative. So stupid. A bank conspiracy i tell ya!
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I can deposit checks on the phone app. The atm gives out 100s and I hate hundreds, so I go inside and the lady writes the balance on my receipt.
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I wish they would ask me "Do u want your balance?". Uhhh, yes i always want my balance. Everytime. I know i just withdrew X amount, i want my balance.
Its like going to fast food and having to ask for ketchup. I have to ask almost everytime "Can i have ketchup?" like ketchup is some strange thing some people eat with fries. Makes me go lil crazy to be honest.
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Me too. Lots of it. Sometimes they give me a whole handfull and Im like
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LogicaL Chaos said: Ah i see.
Occassionally, i use the phone automated system to check my balance. If i use it too much, they charge me like 0.35 cents. So if i check my balance when its negative, i can be charged an overdraft fee if i checked my account too many times, thus making my account more negative. So stupid. A bank conspiracy i tell ya!
no offense but this sounds so archaic to me lol everything is online and 99% of financial institutions have an app for android/iPhone. i have apps for all my credit cards and my bank account.
i dread the thought of going to the bank.. i cant imagine calling a bank lol
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do you bank with an FDIC or Credit Union?
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No i dont. A standard common bank (wont mention the name for safety).
I call into the automate system because my phone is archaic. I just love Windows phone but sadly it doesnt have any online bank support. Im farther behind than vinsue! (no offense compadre).
Someday i will upgrade my phone, ince Microsoft steps up their game....
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Can you text and get your balanced?
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Why not get an online account and check your balance whenever you want from the comfort of your own home?
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i didnt know microsoft made cell phones lol
and yeah a standard common bank is FDIC. i use a credit union. ive always gotten my payroll deposit a day earlier than everyone else that are using standard banks
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Crazy_Horse said: Can you text and get your balanced?
i remember i used to do this! i cant remember which bank tho.. ive had many accounts over the course of my life.
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More advanced atms make things more convenient and are easy to use. The larger bill increments are nice but not having to deal w a human is +
Not a fan of banks to be honest but who is
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InfiniteDreams said: Why not get an online account and check your balance whenever you want from the comfort of your own home?
I already do but sometimes Im mobile (driving) and cant access cause Im not at home.
I just checked for new Windows Phones: https://www.windowscentral.com/best-windows-phone
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Is it a good time to buy a Windows Phone?
It's not. Microsoft recommends customers purchase an iOS or Android device and install Microsoft's apps instead.
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i would imagine your windows phone has internet capabilities, yes? you can log in to your account on your bank's website when your not able to do it at home.
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Why is my atm limit exactly $420? No lie.
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Re: Bank Receipts [Re: Shenmue] 1
#26654021 - 05/06/20 10:48 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Shenmue said: Atm machines work better
Around here there is a serious problem with people putting readers on those and jacking your card info.
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I use mobile banking. I love being able to see everything with just a tap on my phone.
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Re: Bank Receipts [Re: LikeMyc]
#26654043 - 05/06/20 11:06 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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LikeMyc said: Why is my atm limit exactly $420? No lie.
A stoner conspiracy 
Split_by_nine, my Windows phone does like the website for some reason. Wont log me in
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Shenmue said: Atm machines work better
Around here there is a serious problem with people putting readers on those and jacking your card info.
Card skimmers are a real thing. Thats why many ATMs have those big plastic green covers on the card reader to prevent that.
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remember that opening scene from T2: Judgement Day, where the two boys hacked an ATM and stole hundreds of dollars, then dirtbiked off to the mall to hit the arcade? i always thought it would be fun to do that lol
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Ha, thatd would be cool. If i was in such a situation, i would totally try that 
One time when i was a teen i tried to fool a Home Depot soda machine using 3/4inch metal washers. Didnt work
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when i was a teen i used to know a code sequence for pepsi machines that would cause them to dispense a free soda if you did it right. like you had to push the soda choices in some order.
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LC, i do it all on an app now, and if I don’t update the app regularly I can’t login.
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Edited by The Blind Ass (05/06/20 11:43 PM)
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split_by_nine said: when i was a teen i used to know a code sequence for pepsi machines that would cause them to dispense a free soda if you did it right. like you had to push the soda choices in some order.
This takes me back! I remember paying for 1 soda, and doing a multi punch button combo and getting like 5-6 drinks at once. We used to compete to see who could get the most, I know there were time’s someone almost got 8/9 or so.
Side note, in undergrad near the laundry machines there was a snack vending machine and for some reason it didn’t lock shut... I found out one night while high as fuck and couldn’t believe no one had noticed...I ended up with $51 that night. It got changed a week or so later
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LOL LC, you never knew this? A bank teller has to ask you, I believe legally, if you want the balance (or you have to ask them for it).
ATM does it automatically.
Banks are a fucking nightmare right now. I deposited a check on Monday and sat in line for a good 20 minutes, which equated to about 3 cars worth of service through said drive through.
LS's rule = anything less than $500, it can wait, because I'm not LOL.
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Damn Split by nine, thats badass! Never even heard of Soda Machine hacking before 
LS, fhe issue is the bank teller Hardly ever asks me! I wish they would, i have to ask them which annoys me as i have to do it every. Damn. Time.
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There is this sweet new permanent access to your bank log, its online and there are even apps.
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I don't know it just came out yesterday its so new no one knows how.
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