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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Smartattack] * 1
    #26625645 - 04/24/20 08:18 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Just to bump this.

Your gonna grow APE on balls, can you please hang two together so we can have an Albino Penis Envy Dick and Balls thread?


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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Sockadin]
    #26625688 - 04/24/20 08:56 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

:yess:


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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Smartattack]
    #26632618 - 04/27/20 05:31 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

That’d be the best Xmas present ever if you could make ornaments that would fruit. Hang them when the tree goes up early/mid December and be all set to trip in the new year.

But you’d either have to live somewhere real humid or suspend the ornament in one of those hamster balls.

Or you know maybe just loose plastic for an invitro type holiday styling.


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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Smartattack]
    #26632665 - 04/27/20 05:59 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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PLANET OF THE APES!








My new favorite thread.  LOL

This is 100% doable.  Perhaps a more fibrous substrate to give more support.  Cardboard, paper mache, hell, I don't know.  Any guesses on how the fruits will follow gravity?  This is going to work but I'm betting most will hook around to oppose gravity.


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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: 2Ape2]
    #26632670 - 04/27/20 06:03 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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PLANET OF THE APES!








My new favorite thread.  LOL

This is 100% doable.  Perhaps a more fibrous substrate to give more support.  Cardboard, paper mache, hell, I don't know.  Any guesses on how the fruits will follow gravity?  This is going to work but I'm betting most will hook around to oppose gravity.





I'm thinking so too but who da hell knows :shrug:

Perhaps I also need a spherical light source?


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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Sockadin] * 1
    #26633553 - 04/28/20 04:02 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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Just to bump this.

Your gonna grow APE on balls, can you please hang two together so we can have an Albino Penis Envy Dick and Balls thread?






I dont think this will quite beat Pasty's tub grow but i can imagine people talkign about Smartattack's dick and balls covid grow.:rockon:


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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Ababyphoenix]
    #26633635 - 04/28/20 05:44 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

:alphabrain:


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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: A.k.a]
    #26633652 - 04/28/20 06:05 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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That’d be the best Xmas present ever if you could make ornaments that would fruit. Hang them when the tree goes up early/mid December and be all set to trip in the new year.

But you’d either have to live somewhere real humid or suspend the ornament in one of those hamster balls.

Or you know maybe just loose plastic for an invitro type holiday styling.





Well we will see. If this boredom holds out until Christmas time I may have bigger issues to deal with. This idea may actually not be bonkers enough.


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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Smartattack]
    #26640065 - 04/30/20 10:23 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Apparently spherical cement molds aren't a high priority item. Looks like they are still in like Ohio or some shit. Looks like I will have some APE spawn at prime readiness when they do show up though. Hopefully I will have time enough to go with it.


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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Smartattack]
    #26640191 - 05/01/20 12:06 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Sounds like some entertaining quarantine kinda shiat.

:popcorn:

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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: fahtster]
    #26649134 - 05/04/20 08:45 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

This is a shit update...but an update.


Molds are in my house. :dancer:




Gunna do my best to do something with this tomorrow. Will document the process as it goes. Obviously will become the latest, hottest Tek and most likely the only proper way to cultivate.


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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Smartattack]
    #26649178 - 05/04/20 09:05 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Smartattack’s  big balls tek.


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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: A.k.a]
    #26649262 - 05/04/20 09:46 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I know this isn’t quite the same but it was a fun one. I’m interested to see how yours turns out. Mine didn’t turn out the way I wanted but I also didn’t top layer it or anything. Haha this was burma. I might have to do this again with a more dense fruiter. I’m thinking I’d have to top layer almost double my normal with all the height.




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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Smartattack]
    #26649548 - 05/05/20 01:47 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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Molds are in my house. :dancer:





That's a weird thing to be happy about when you're growing shrooms :lol:


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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: eatyualive]
    #26649650 - 05/05/20 03:23 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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I know this isn’t quite the same but it was a fun one. I’m interested to see how yours turns out. Mine didn’t turn out the way I wanted but I also didn’t top layer it or anything. Haha this was burma. I might have to do this again with a more dense fruiter. I’m thinking I’d have to top layer almost double my normal with all the height.






eats, what did you do to get the myc to colonize over those objects?


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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: woofwoof]
    #26649670 - 05/05/20 03:43 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Those look like those kiddie sandbox molds. Put the spawn/coir in and put it on top of the rest of substrate? Wait for 100% colonization before removal.

At least that would be my guess.


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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: poisoned]
    #26649675 - 05/05/20 03:46 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Oh I see! It was a mold (shaped)
Stupid me thought the actual objects were completely grown over haha

DOH!!!!!!


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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: woofwoof]
    #26649778 - 05/05/20 05:21 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Yes.


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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: poisoned]
    #26649805 - 05/05/20 05:42 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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Molds are in my house. :dancer:





That's a weird thing to be happy about when you're growing shrooms :lol:



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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: poisoned]
    #26649888 - 05/05/20 06:42 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

That had me laughing.

Molds are in my house too, just not the kind we like.

Smart, you need to find a penis shaped mold to go with those balls. Happy googling!

Ok what about a PF APE double mold TEK to go with the balls?

https://www.amazon.com/Bachelorette-Party-Silicone-Hilarious-Jelly/dp/B01MRIIORE


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