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Here comes the meat shortage. 2
#26649529 - 05/05/20 01:36 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: Here comes the meat shortage. [Re: budmanman] 1
#26649572 - 05/05/20 02:09 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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I wonder which deadline being ‘ignored’ will turn out to be more damaging, shutting down the country or opening it back up...
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Re: Here comes the meat shortage. [Re: Amanita86] 2
#26649585 - 05/05/20 02:19 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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There is a good Wendy's "Where's the beef?" joke in there somewhere!
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Re: Here comes the meat shortage. [Re: budmanman] 5
#26650216 - 05/05/20 09:54 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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I guarantee you if you go to your local butcher shop they have lots of meat because they deal with the local farmers. As long as the farmers have livestock then there will be meat. It just won't necessarily be at Walmart or whatever fast food place
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Re: Here comes the meat shortage. [Re: viraldrome] 1
#26650227 - 05/05/20 09:58 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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viraldrome said: There is a good Wendy's "Where's the beef?" joke in there somewhere!
Dont forget to throw Arby's "We Have the Meats" in there:
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Meat sweats maybe
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Re: Here comes the meat shortage. [Re: budmanman] 3
#26650260 - 05/05/20 10:08 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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As a superior being with a vegetarian diet I’m not phased at the prospect of a meat shortage.
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Re: Here comes the meat shortage. [Re: Zombi3]
#26650265 - 05/05/20 10:09 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Hey.....plants lives matter. Save a tomato eat a cow
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Re: Here comes the meat shortage. [Re: koods] 2
#26650338 - 05/05/20 10:39 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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I joined a pretty awesome CSA of grass fed meat and pasture raised chicken and eggs from a local farm for cheap. They have more than they know what to do with since restaurants aren't buying and the markets they sell at are closed.
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Re: Here comes the meat shortage. [Re: feevers] 3
#26650354 - 05/05/20 10:47 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Just buy a cow and freeze it
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A million meat shortage articles come out and now instead of toilet paper and fucking sanitizer the horde of uber panicked doomsdayers have turned their attention to wiping clean the nation's meat supply.
Supposedly here in Dallas places like Home Depot and Lowes are selling out of deep freezers as soon as they open every morning.
God I hate the media.
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Re: Here comes the meat shortage. [Re: Niffla] 6
#26650398 - 05/05/20 11:03 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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I’m just kinda sick of people in general.. I mean Jesus Christ dude. 
It’s embarrassing.
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Re: Here comes the meat shortage. [Re: Amanita86] 2
#26650408 - 05/05/20 11:11 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Amanita86 said: I’m just kinda sick of people in general.. I mean Jesus Christ dude. 
It’s embarrassing.
Same. And it is fucking embarrassing. We're supposed to be "civilized". Advanced. Yet look how we just devolve into pure madness and panic. Running around like some chickens with their heads cut off.
If everyone would just stay calm, not panic and not hoard every fucking thing at the mere media mention of a potential problem, we would be fine. But of course the thought of such is pure fantasy.
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Re: Here comes the meat shortage. [Re: Niffla]
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With this stuff you have to ask yourself "Who benefits?" Whose aims are achieved by all this? Not the 5g cartel like the mainstream conspiracists are pushing but PETA.
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Re: Here comes the meat shortage. [Re: Niffla]
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Re: Here comes the meat shortage. [Re: feevers]
#26650430 - 05/05/20 11:21 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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I’ve discovered that humans that lick 5G cell towers are immune to the mind controlling and deadly poisonous waves that it emits.
Be safe, lick a 5g tower. And wear a tin foil mask in public.
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The Blind Ass said: I’ve discovered that humans that lick 5G cell towers are immune to the mind controlling and deadly poisonous waves that it emits.
Be safe, lick a 5g tower. And wear a tin foil mask in public.
I've been considering boofing my phone at night to up my 5G dosage.
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Re: Here comes the meat shortage. [Re: psi]
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psi said: With this stuff you have to ask yourself "Who benefits?" Whose aims are achieved by all this? Not the 5g cartel like the mainstream conspiracists are pushing but PETA.
PETA? I'm not doubting, but could you hold my hand through this one?
The way I see it American's will always love/need their meat. So in the short-term we have a massive buying of excess cold meat storage & a short-term meat shortage.
When things come back online in the long-term we have a large number of people able to buy and store much larger amounts of meat then before and a returning demand for said meat.
I'm just not seeing this as a win for PETA. Which is good with those "mature" adults putting their fellow people below animals. Clearly maturity holds no age, & PETA lacks the ability see long-term by perpetuating their garbage of stopping all forms of capitalism because they have obtained their personal wealth and do not want people to do the same thing they & their ancestors did to obtain/give them the wealth.
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Re: Here comes the meat shortage. [Re: Niffla] 3
#26650444 - 05/05/20 11:25 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Niffla said: Same. And it is fucking embarrassing. We're supposed to be "civilized". Advanced. Yet look how we just devolve into pure madness and panic. Running around like some chickens with their heads cut off.
If everyone would just stay calm, not panic and not hoard every fucking thing at the mere media mention of a potential problem, we would be fine. But of course the thought of such is pure fantasy.
LOL, and this is just a reaction to a - let's be honest - reasonably mild virus.
Can you fucking imagine what it would be like out there by now if this thing were lethal to 50% of people that caught it?
God save us all if that happened.
Just when I was kicking my misanthropic feelings too...
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Re: Here comes the meat shortage. [Re: Niffla] 1
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Hunting is cool.
I'm more into the mushrooms. I've found most edible mushroom hunters to hunt aniamls too.
Just found mountains of dryads saddle. I'll probably just leave them alone. Waiting on other mushrooms to come out.
Right where I'm at. People are really scared of mushrooms. If i fill up a basket of harmless edible mushrooms and ride my bicycle with it. I bet the cops would probably stop me to ask questions.
The stigma is real.
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Niffla said: Same. And it is fucking embarrassing. We're supposed to be "civilized". Advanced. Yet look how we just devolve into pure madness and panic. Running around like some chickens with their heads cut off.
If everyone would just stay calm, not panic and not hoard every fucking thing at the mere media mention of a potential problem, we would be fine. But of course the thought of such is pure fantasy.
LOL, and this is just a reaction to a - let's be honest - reasonably mild virus.
Can you fucking imagine what it would be like out there by now if this thing were lethal to 50% of people that caught it?
God save us all if that happened.
Just when I was kicking my misanthropic feelings too...
It wouldn't take a whole lot worse of a virus for it to become a true and total breakdown of society. An actual apocalypse that would probably closely mirror what we see in film.
Shit sometimes I think we're teetering on it right now. I mean I know we're quite a ways from a true apocalyptic level but it really wouldn't take much to get it there. Hand sanitizer and stupid fucking toilet paper shortages are one thing but when you start venturing into food supply territory it's going to start getting sketchy.
People were assaulting each other over something to wipe their asses with.
Imagine what can happen when it comes to food.
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Re: Here comes the meat shortage. [Re: O_Dweeds]
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psi said: With this stuff you have to ask yourself "Who benefits?" Whose aims are achieved by all this? Not the 5g cartel like the mainstream conspiracists are pushing but PETA.
PETA? I'm not doubting, but could you hold my hand through this one?
The way I see it American's will always love/need their meat. So in the short-term we have a massive buying of excess cold meat storage & a short-term meat shortage.
When things come back online in the long-term we have a large number of people able to buy and store much larger amounts of meat then before and a returning demand for said meat.
I'm just not seeing this as a win for PETA. Which is good with those "mature" adults putting their fellow people below animals. Clearly maturity holds no age, & PETA lacks the ability see long-term by perpetuating their garbage of stopping all forms of capitalism because they have obtained their personal wealth and do not want people to do the same thing their ancestors did to obtain/give them the wealth.
Yeah just spitballing here. More like the lunatic fringe of the lunatic fringe if it was any kind of true believer animal rights or environmental extremist group. In the movie 12 Monkeys it turned out to be something like that.
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Re: Here comes the meat shortage. [Re: Niffla] 1
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Niffla said: A million meat shortage articles come out and now instead of toilet paper and fucking sanitizer the horde of uber panicked doomsdayers have turned their attention to wiping clean the nation's meat supply.
Supposedly here in Dallas places like Home Depot and Lowes are selling out of deep freezers as soon as they open every morning.
God I hate the media.
To be fair, they probably only stock a handful at a time, so especially in places that have millions of people it will get awfully statistical that someone wants a freezer. Add in people buying extra groceries, it's not that unreasonable. The part to hate about the media is that they're reporting that at all. If they hadn't reported on the tp thing so intensely it wouldn't have gone down so crazy. They just want to say "...and everybody.. is freaking out. And now Tom with the weather." When in fact most people aren't freaking out, but if you tell people they are then even rational people are expected to react because a possible threat is a possibly real threat. In interrogation it's a tactic to get someone to sit in a corner so they feel trapped, the human mind is strong in a lot of ways but the blindspots can make us soft and malleable. I don't have to be freaking out to react, plenty of people are capable of acting calmly and desicively in intense/dangerous situations. And that's exactly what the media is misrepresenting. The big hats are probably more scared of being overthrown than they've ever been, assuring us of our confidence wouldn't be smart considering armed "protesters" have already started popping up.
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O_Dweeds said:
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psi said: With this stuff you have to ask yourself "Who benefits?" Whose aims are achieved by all this? Not the 5g cartel like the mainstream conspiracists are pushing but PETA.
PETA? I'm not doubting, but could you hold my hand through this one?
The way I see it American's will always love/need their meat. So in the short-term we have a massive buying of excess cold meat storage & a short-term meat shortage.
When things come back online in the long-term we have a large number of people able to buy and store much larger amounts of meat then before and a returning demand for said meat.
I'm just not seeing this as a win for PETA. Which is good with those "mature" adults putting their fellow people below animals. Clearly maturity holds no age, & PETA lacks the ability see long-term by perpetuating their garbage of stopping all forms of capitalism because they have obtained their personal wealth and do not want people to do the same thing their ancestors did to obtain/give them the wealth.
Yeah just spitballing here. More like the lunatic fringe of the lunatic fringe if it was any kind of true believer animal rights or environmental extremist group. In the movie 12 Monkeys it turned out to be something like that.
The fringe always leads the herd, good and bad, intentional and unintentional.
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It's the people misinterpreting the Media Outlets for anything more than entertainment that's the problem. Everything is happening at once all the time.
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Re: Here comes the meat shortage. [Re: O_Dweeds]
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Yessiree
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I know what you're saying is true but it's relevant that they claim to be a source of facts and information
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Re: Here comes the meat shortage. [Re: Niffla] 1
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Niffla said:
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Jokeshopbeard said:
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Niffla said: Same. And it is fucking embarrassing. We're supposed to be "civilized". Advanced. Yet look how we just devolve into pure madness and panic. Running around like some chickens with their heads cut off.
If everyone would just stay calm, not panic and not hoard every fucking thing at the mere media mention of a potential problem, we would be fine. But of course the thought of such is pure fantasy.
LOL, and this is just a reaction to a - let's be honest - reasonably mild virus.
Can you fucking imagine what it would be like out there by now if this thing were lethal to 50% of people that caught it?
God save us all if that happened.
Just when I was kicking my misanthropic feelings too...
It wouldn't take a whole lot worse of a virus for it to become a true and total breakdown of society. An actual apocalypse that would probably closely mirror what we see in film.
Shit sometimes I think we're teetering on it right now. I mean I know we're quite a ways from a true apocalyptic level but it really wouldn't take much to get it there. Hand sanitizer and stupid fucking toilet paper shortages are one thing but when you start venturing into food supply territory it's going to start getting sketchy.
People were assaulting each other over something to wipe their asses with.
Imagine what can happen when it comes to food.
The same thing is going to happen again, could be a decade from now, could be in a couple months before we even clear up this mess.
Regardless of where the virus was created, bioweapon and virology labs will always exist and always have lapses, wet markets will always exist, existing viruses will always mutate.
We got lucky that this one has a relatively low death rate, although how quickly it spreads and how deadly it is to those who are vulnerable make it particularly dangerous.
We should be using this time to restructure our society, our food and medical supply production/distribution, our economy etc to be resilient against these events. Instead we have people in the streets with guns screaming that they want to return to the status quo as soon as possible, ignore the people who this will kill and ignore the fact it is most certainly going to happen again and possibly be much, much worse.
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Re: Here comes the meat shortage. [Re: feevers]
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Niffla said: Same. And it is fucking embarrassing. We're supposed to be "civilized". Advanced. Yet look how we just devolve into pure madness and panic. Running around like some chickens with their heads cut off.
If everyone would just stay calm, not panic and not hoard every fucking thing at the mere media mention of a potential problem, we would be fine. But of course the thought of such is pure fantasy.
LOL, and this is just a reaction to a - let's be honest - reasonably mild virus.
Can you fucking imagine what it would be like out there by now if this thing were lethal to 50% of people that caught it?
God save us all if that happened.
Just when I was kicking my misanthropic feelings too...
It wouldn't take a whole lot worse of a virus for it to become a true and total breakdown of society. An actual apocalypse that would probably closely mirror what we see in film.
Shit sometimes I think we're teetering on it right now. I mean I know we're quite a ways from a true apocalyptic level but it really wouldn't take much to get it there. Hand sanitizer and stupid fucking toilet paper shortages are one thing but when you start venturing into food supply territory it's going to start getting sketchy.
People were assaulting each other over something to wipe their asses with.
Imagine what can happen when it comes to food.
The same thing is going to happen again, could be a decade from now, could be in a couple months before we even clear up this mess.
Regardless of where the virus was created, bioweapon and virology labs will always exist and always have lapses, wet markets will always exist, existing viruses will always mutate.
We got lucky that this one has a relatively low death rate, although how quickly it spreads and how deadly it is to those who are vulnerable make it particularly dangerous.
We should be using this time to restructure our society, our food and medical supply production/distribution, our economy etc to be resilient against these events. Instead we have people in the streets with guns screaming that they want to return to the status quo as soon as possible, ignore the people who this will kill and ignore the fact it is most certainly going to happen again and possibly be much, much worse.
I only see three long-term options. Massive culling of the global population, using the genetic engineering that has kept the huge population fed used for new genetic engineering vaccinations, or a massive shift into decentralized finance (the thousands of digital currency) enabling people to grow their own food and live on their own terms. I have eggs in ever basket but much more in the 3rd.
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Not to worry I'll be uploading my world famous Soylent Pot Pie recipe to the culinary forum shortly.
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I only see three long-term options. Massive culling of the global population, using the genetic engineering that has kept the huge population fed used for new genetic engineering vaccinations, or a massive shift into decentralized finance (the thousands of digital currency) enabling people to grow their own food and live on their own terms. I have eggs in ever basket but much more in the 3rd.
I'm more in favor of just having states and groups of states take more control over their own supply chains, like is happening now with state pacts and coalitions for PPE and reopening plans. Relying on one federal bureaucracy to oversee 300+ million people is asinine. It'd be fairly simple for the majority of the US to automate regional emergency food and medical supply production (and virology/research) centers. We could also enact an enormous infrastructure undertaking on sustainable food and energy projects, getting millions of those unemployed people back to work ASAP and creating a society that's not reliant on fossil fuels and food flown or trucked in from thousands of miles away.
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Re: Here comes the meat shortage. [Re: feevers]
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That would be nice somewhat nice
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I only see three long-term options. Massive culling of the global population, using the genetic engineering that has kept the huge population fed used for new genetic engineering vaccinations, or a massive shift into decentralized finance (the thousands of digital currency) enabling people to grow their own food and live on their own terms. I have eggs in ever basket but much more in the 3rd.
I'm more in favor of just having states and groups of states take more control over their own supply chains, like is happening now with state pacts and coalitions for PPE and reopening plans. Relying on one federal bureaucracy to oversee 300+ million people is asinine. It'd be fairly simple for the majority of the US to automate regional emergency food and medical supply production (and virology/research) centers. We could also enact an enormous infrastructure undertaking on sustainable food and energy projects, getting millions of those unemployed people back to work ASAP and creating a society that's not reliant on fossil fuels and food flown or trucked in from thousands of miles away.
I agree with the actions you stated, however as long as everything begins with the FED system & we don't transition to a decentralized financial system then the same thing will keep happening much more often and with a much more intense negative impact. We need the FED system (centralized) as the foundation for everything with decentralized systems for everything past necessity. Manipulation is needed to keep things from getting too out of hand; however with total manipulation comes total slaughter.
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Re: Here comes the meat shortage. [Re: O_Dweeds]
#26650716 - 05/05/20 01:00 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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300 people were infected in a smithfield plant
an outbreak in maryland surrounding the poultry plant immediately shutdown the whole areas supply
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Re: Here comes the meat shortage. [Re: budmanman]
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Re: Here comes the meat shortage. [Re: HappySloth] 1
#26650792 - 05/05/20 01:31 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Good news everyone, just in case you think maybe we should treat the virus like a common flu so that our food supply chains don't fail the virus is now declared more contagious and scary
https://www.wowktv.com/news/mutant-more-contagious-coronavirus-strain-has-emerged-scientists-say/
But even more good news, people harvesting your fruits and vegetables are also coming down with the virus, mmm yum yum stay at home and eat your infected fruits and vegetables.
https://www.kiro7.com/news/local/farmworkers-test-positive-covid-19-washington-orchard/ODHOITDJTRDLTPXWBSNMBDY7VU/
We should give all these food harvesters and meat plant workers an incentive not to work also, like an extra 600 a week unemployment!
Let the socialism commence.
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Re: Here comes the meat shortage. [Re: budmanman]
#26650883 - 05/05/20 02:01 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Theyre all illegal
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My dad is giving me a bunch of Omaha steaks. I might order some more.
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Re: Here comes the meat shortage. [Re: Crazy_Horse] 1
#26650965 - 05/05/20 02:38 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Crazy_Horse said: My dad is giving me a bunch of Omaha steaks. I might order some more.
Omaha steaks is going to absolutely kill it with sales.
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Re: Here comes the meat shortage. [Re: Niffla]
#26650990 - 05/05/20 02:47 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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I looked, they are out of stock on some stuff, already.
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Re: Here comes the meat shortage. [Re: Crazy_Horse]
#26651021 - 05/05/20 03:07 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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We will have to go without food to save lives. w8 wot
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#26651028 - 05/05/20 03:11 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Niffla said: Same. And it is fucking embarrassing. We're supposed to be "civilized". Advanced. Yet look how we just devolve into pure madness and panic. Running around like some chickens with their heads cut off.
If everyone would just stay calm, not panic and not hoard every fucking thing at the mere media mention of a potential problem, we would be fine. But of course the thought of such is pure fantasy.
LOL, and this is just a reaction to a - let's be honest - reasonably mild virus.
Can you fucking imagine what it would be like out there by now if this thing were lethal to 50% of people that caught it?
God save us all if that happened.
Just when I was kicking my misanthropic feelings too...
It wouldn't take a whole lot worse of a virus for it to become a true and total breakdown of society. An actual apocalypse that would probably closely mirror what we see in film.
Shit sometimes I think we're teetering on it right now. I mean I know we're quite a ways from a true apocalyptic level but it really wouldn't take much to get it there. Hand sanitizer and stupid fucking toilet paper shortages are one thing but when you start venturing into food supply territory it's going to start getting sketchy.
People were assaulting each other over something to wipe their asses with.
Imagine what can happen when it comes to food.
"Every society is three meals from chaos."
Anyways, so much for home made chicken soup. The idea of getting a whole chicken right now is laughable. Potato leek it is.
https://yupitsvegan.com/basic-homemade-seitan/
https://memoriediangelina.com/2013/10/20/pallotte-cacio-e-uova-cheese-and-egg-balls/
https://www.gimmesomeoven.com/baked-tofu/
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Re: Here comes the meat shortage. [Re: pirate-blues]
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Re: Here comes the meat shortage. [Re: Crazy_Horse]
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Re: Here comes the meat shortage. [Re: cannabinated] 1
#26651111 - 05/05/20 03:57 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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I'll eat the murder hornets
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#26651164 - 05/05/20 04:23 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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I like deer meat better anyway
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Re: Here comes the meat shortage. [Re: budmanman]
#26651177 - 05/05/20 04:30 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Supposedly this is happening due to workers in the meat industry getting sick. On the up side, if they all get sick now, then in a couple of weeks it'll all be over and done. I'm not overly concerned, although it's certainly not a good sign.
There's a good conspiracy theory in here somewhere about Tyson and other meat companies wanting to intentionally cause a shortage to raise the price of meat and make bank.
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#26651182 - 05/05/20 04:31 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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I will undercut them with deer burgers and deer nuggets
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I would not eat deer with their prions
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Re: Here comes the meat shortage. [Re: koods] 1
#26651235 - 05/05/20 04:55 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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You're missing out, venison is the best tasting thing that I have ever tasted.
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Re: Here comes the meat shortage. [Re: nooneman]
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Frankly we probably shouldn’t be eating wild animals at all. Can we at least learn one lesson from this pandemic
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Re: Here comes the meat shortage. [Re: koods]
#26651270 - 05/05/20 05:11 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Yeah deer meat is kinda sketchy to eat. They think that CWD is gonna make the jump from deer to humans. The mortality rate for CWD is like 100%. It's also very hardy and can live on surfaces for years.
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Re: Here comes the meat shortage. [Re: Ovoidhunter]
#26651360 - 05/05/20 06:07 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Another over hyped thing by the media, don’t let them scare ya. Wild game is the way to go
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It's still the best tasting meat and more for me then :p
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Oh, it taste great no doubt. Definetly not like eating a dog or cat. Or anything with a heartbeat.
Deer are meant to be eaten. I have two in the freezer.
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Re: Here comes the meat shortage. [Re: Ovoidhunter]
#26651433 - 05/05/20 06:37 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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I'd rather die from a brain eating parasite than covid19
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#26651470 - 05/05/20 06:55 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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I bet your mom has never had a meat shortage.
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I bet you have a meat shortage
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I was gonna make that joke myself, but I figured I'd take the mom route. I fucked up.
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Lmao its ok I'm super glad you did. I was disappointed when there was not a joke on the first page lol
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speaking of prions I wonder what contamination will arise from killing millions of animals on site
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Re: Here comes the meat shortage. [Re: cannabinated]
#26657183 - 05/08/20 11:04 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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I just went by the a couple of stores. A Mexican specialty grocery store and a regular grocery store.
The Mexican grocery store seemed absolutely fully stocked as far as their meat department went. The other, while not completely fully stocked, seemed to have quite a bit still.
We'll see how long that lasts though. But I gotta admit I thought it would look waaayyy worse than it did.
I got a few things to put in the freezer (a big steak and sone beef short ribs), and also got me my first ever whole rabbit. Never tried it before. Gonna try a red wine rabbit and mushroom stew.
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Re: Here comes the meat shortage. [Re: Niffla]
#26657319 - 05/08/20 12:18 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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I haven't gone shopping yet I will tomorrow. The weekend may be when the panic buyers finally do their thing
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#26657700 - 05/08/20 03:13 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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You may be right but I thought they would've been doing it gradually more and more since the media released their barrage of panic reports regarding the meat supply. And driving to & from work this week, the parking lots of grocery stores I've been passing have looked pretty full.
But yeah my very limited look at two different stores, both of whom had large meat selections, seemed to be nicely stocked.
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#26671450 - 05/14/20 09:14 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Today I was at the store and a whole lot of the popular cuts were noticeably absent. In their place were the lesser cuts. Like pork butt. And turkey wings and drumsticks.
I'm cool with the "lesser" cuts. A lot of the popular cuts are the least flavorful anyway. Like chicken breast. Chicken breast is whack, bruh. Give me the much less popular thigh any day.
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Re: Here comes the meat shortage. [Re: Niffla]
#26671479 - 05/14/20 09:32 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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thats what it was like for us the first week
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Re: Here comes the meat shortage. [Re: cannabinated]
#26671481 - 05/14/20 09:33 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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and thats where I got mi brisket from
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Re: Here comes the meat shortage. [Re: cannabinated]
#26671492 - 05/14/20 09:39 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Was brisket long gone?
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Re: Here comes the meat shortage. [Re: Niffla]
#26671495 - 05/14/20 09:39 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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idk but there were an unusual amount of random cuts
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Re: Here comes the meat shortage. [Re: cannabinated]
#26671496 - 05/14/20 09:40 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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no one buys brisket here
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Re: Here comes the meat shortage. [Re: cannabinated]
#26671562 - 05/14/20 10:15 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Well this sounds like my weekend shopping is going to suck
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Re: Here comes the meat shortage. [Re: budmanman]
#26671572 - 05/14/20 10:22 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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What would the Urak’ Hai say?
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Eat anyone who stands in your way? Gain their strength etc?
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