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Re: Using leaves as toilet paper [Re: Dilsnique]
    #26650891 - 05/05/20 02:05 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

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Things I have used as TP when in a bind:

Leaves
Newspaper
Sleeve torn off of a T-shirt I was wearing
Torn off portions of a map
Hustler magazine






What, you've never walked out of the woods with one sock on?

lol @ torn of portions of a map. !


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Re: Using leaves as toilet paper [Re: Fiery]
    #26650895 - 05/05/20 02:07 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

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What, you've never walked out of the woods with one sock on?





Eeew! Gross!


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Re: Using leaves as toilet paper [Re: Dilsnique] * 1
    #26650922 - 05/05/20 02:20 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

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What, you've never walked out of the woods with one sock on?





Eeew! Gross!




I did that one time and realized it's a waste of a good sock so I just stuff em in my pocket when I'm done.

I heard about one dude that just puts them back on after.


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Re: Using leaves as toilet paper [Re: Fiery]
    #26650940 - 05/05/20 02:28 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

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I agree the washing with water method is most effective. Mullein is pretty decent too.




I just have this thing about millions of parasites and bacteria entering my bunghole.
Maybe if I washed in the river my whole life, but modern humans are going to get mad parasites with that method.


MULLEIN! That stuff is AWESOME. I even started growing it in my garden, and have been looking for wild patches.




You're probably reasonably safe from parasites as long as you use water from a water bottle or a stream or something (something you might swim in). Drinking nasty water is more dangerous than wiping your butt with it. I'm also assuming there's hand washing of some kind going on here.


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Re: Using leaves as toilet paper [Re: Mr.GuessWork]
    #26651105 - 05/05/20 03:54 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

If you're so far away from civilization that you need every drop of water on you to stay hydrated you're going to end up drinking from some natural source so you might as well wash your ass in that source. It depends on whether you've gone balls deep with the earth child vibe. If you're close to being able to refill your bottle with processed water then using a bit of that to clean up after a shit doesn't matter.


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Re: Using leaves as toilet paper [Re: Alyssa]
    #26651112 - 05/05/20 03:58 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

This thread turned out to be more interesting than I had expected.


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Re: Using leaves as toilet paper [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #26651229 - 05/05/20 04:53 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

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This thread turned out to be more interesting than I had expected.




:orly:


That's what I say about the dumps I take in the woods.:wonka:

ALthough PLEASE people bury your shit. I mean for fukks sake shitting in the woods of behind a dumpster or something is OK but at least throw some leaves on top of it. !


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Re: Using leaves as toilet paper [Re: Fiery] * 1
    #26651233 - 05/05/20 04:54 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

I don't trust anyone who has never wiped their ass wiith leaves.:wink:


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Re: Using leaves as toilet paper [Re: Fiery]
    #26651369 - 05/05/20 06:10 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

I hereby present to the pub...

A Muslim's guide to anal hygiene! -

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/vdp838/how-clean-is-your-arse


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Re: Using leaves as toilet paper [Re: Fiery]
    #26651517 - 05/05/20 07:16 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Can we add cleaning up pet poop to that?


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Re: Using leaves as toilet paper [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #26651546 - 05/05/20 07:30 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Bidets/lota/toilet combos are the shit.  Only have ever encounter and used them in more developed Asian countries ...but man they are nice , and you leave from doing your business clean and fresh as a whistle.  Some of them even have built in Audio soundtracks  like “rushing water or rainfall etc etc” to use when you shit in public haha.  10/10 to them and their great perfection.


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Re: Using leaves as toilet paper [Re: Fiery]
    #27182035 - 02/01/21 11:52 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

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All I meant is that I can see poison family from the farthest my eye can see, as well as friendly family.


The Trees are sort of the same it's easy to identify a plant by the structure of the leaf, and it does not take much study: only practice.




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Re: Using leaves as toilet paper [Re: Alyssa]
    #27182043 - 02/02/21 12:04 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

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Awesome vibe, exploring nature naked while motherfuckers are sat inside for the global government clusterfuck, clothed, showered and deodorized with toxic chemicals and zombied out to booze and netflix.

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Re: Using leaves as toilet paper [Re: MightyWhite]
    #27182167 - 02/02/21 02:47 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

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MightyWhite said:
I hereby present to the pub...

A Muslim's guide to anal hygiene! -

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/vdp838/how-clean-is-your-arse




"My brother-in-law used a plastic milk jug that had a lip to reduce the risk of spillage."

'xactly.
https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/27084972#27084972

I forgot to mention that after scrubbing the "ring piece" until it squeeks, you then drip the water onto your hand and flick your fingers into the pan.

I also forgot to state that I'm a tight arsed mofu and reuse slightly soiled/dried kitchen towels (paper). One to dry my hand and the worst of the dampness, one to dry the balls and further arse drying and a third to finish the project.


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Edited by deucedbi9 (02/02/21 02:49 AM)


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