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Re: What should replace the handshake? [Re: larry.fisherman] * 1
    #26648544 - 05/04/20 03:17 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

The elbow bump is what has become the norm in my neck of the woods.

I like it.


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Re: What should replace the handshake? [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 3
    #26648671 - 05/04/20 04:37 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

how about the booty bump



the booty bump is underrated I feels


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Re: What should replace the handshake? [Re: Niffla] * 2
    #26648693 - 05/04/20 04:51 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)



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Re: What should replace the handshake? [Re: trees]
    #26648818 - 05/04/20 06:07 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

You're thinking waaaaay to hard about this.


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Re: What should replace the handshake? [Re: Thanatos10]
    #26648891 - 05/04/20 06:50 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Since we are all thanatos10 it doesn't matter how we do it :awehigh: I'm gonna bug you about it until you come to to your senses :p or at least become happy with your life :shroomeryhead:


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Re: What should replace the handshake? [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #26648945 - 05/04/20 07:10 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

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spirit_shadow said:
Since we are all thanatos10 it doesn't matter how we do it :awehigh: I'm gonna bug you about it until you come to to your senses :p or at least become happy with your life :shroomeryhead:




I didn't say everyone was me, I just said I can't be sure they aren't


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Re: What should replace the handshake? [Re: Thanatos10]
    #26648958 - 05/04/20 07:14 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

You clearly are on the side that believes or you wouldn't argue about it that much :wonka:


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Re: What should replace the handshake? [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #26648971 - 05/04/20 07:17 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)



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Re: What should replace the handshake? [Re: twighead]
    #26648976 - 05/04/20 07:20 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Why cant you just be happy? Do you get off  on negativity? I dont like pessimists....


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Re: What should replace the handshake? [Re: trees]
    #26648979 - 05/04/20 07:21 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

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trees said:





Damn that was awkward. That's the risk we run here if its not a standard greeting followed by all.


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Re: What should replace the handshake? [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #26648981 - 05/04/20 07:22 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

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Why cant you just be happy? Do you get off  on negativity? I dont like pessimists....



What's bad about the sandy?


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Re: What should replace the handshake? [Re: twighead] * 1
    #26648989 - 05/04/20 07:23 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

I was talking about thanatos10 lol him not being happy is making me not happy.....so be happy thanatos10! :vibin:


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Re: What should replace the handshake? [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #26649064 - 05/04/20 08:01 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

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spirit_shadow said:
I was talking about thanatos10 lol him not being happy is making me not happy.....so be happy thanatos10! :vibin:




thanatos be like

:waitthatsbad:

:whoopdeefriggindo:

:feelingblue:

:notimpressed:


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Re: What should replace the handshake? [Re: twighead]
    #26649066 - 05/04/20 08:02 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Twighead -  what in the fuck was that?:eek:


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Re: What should replace the handshake? [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #26649077 - 05/04/20 08:10 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

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Niffla said:
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spirit_shadow said:
I was talking about thanatos10 lol him not being happy is making me not happy.....so be happy thanatos10! :vibin:




thanatos be like

:waitthatsbad:

:whoopdeefriggindo:

:feelingblue:

:notimpressed:




:rofl:  perfect


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Re: What should replace the handshake? [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #26649192 - 05/04/20 09:11 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

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spirit_shadow said:
You clearly are on the side that believes or you wouldn't argue about it that much :wonka:




I don't want to believe it, but again I can't verify that people exist so it seems like it's logical to behave as they don't. That way in case they are the fall from my original viewpoint will be less severe.


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Re: What should replace the handshake? [Re: Thanatos10]
    #26649427 - 05/04/20 11:51 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Air handshakes. The level of difficulty in accuracy would far surpass those fancy real ones.


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Re: What should replace the handshake? [Re: Thanatos10]
    #26649433 - 05/05/20 12:03 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

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spirit_shadow said:
You clearly are on the side that believes or you wouldn't argue about it that much :wonka:




I don't want to believe it, but again I can't verify that people exist so it seems like it's logical to behave as they don't. That way in case they are the fall from my original viewpoint will be less severe.



The opposite is JUST as logical. Except it has the added benefit of you being happy rather than sad :wonka: x2


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Re: What should replace the handshake? [Re: viraldrome] * 1
    #26649444 - 05/05/20 12:31 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

How about nothing, we just stop shaking hands and don't do anything else either.

Edit; if that doesn't work, then I suggest sex replace handshakes. If a man and a woman meet then they have to have sex to greet each other properly. If two straight dudes meet, then they have to go out and find a girl and take turns banging her in order to be properly introduced.


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