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BooShow
Spooky



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Horse Flys are Fucked 6
#26636343 - 04/29/20 09:14 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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These dirty cocksuckers show up every year like they're wanted, fuck sakes.

Ugly little bastards.
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1234go
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Re: Horse Flys are Fucked [Re: BooShow] 2
#26636354 - 04/29/20 09:19 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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They're relentless. Like, I respect and love them for being what they are...but fuck horse flies.
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SonicTitan


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Re: Horse Flys are Fucked [Re: BooShow] 3
#26636359 - 04/29/20 09:22 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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They are annoying as fuck. Deer flys too
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Magenta
I care!!


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Re: Horse Flys are Fucked [Re: BooShow] 4
#26636362 - 04/29/20 09:22 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Are horse flies the same thing as bot flies? If so i can't deny that i've removed them alive from spider webs before and put them on thread leads. It's fun to have a fly on a lead, it just flies around zzzz.
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SonicTitan


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Re: Horse Flys are Fucked [Re: Magenta] 3
#26636368 - 04/29/20 09:26 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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No horse flies just lacerated the sin and drink blood but lay their eggs not in living tissue. There are bot flies up here tho. Hunters cleaning caribou come across pupae/eggs in the skin all the time.
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BooShow
Spooky



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Re: Horse Flys are Fucked [Re: SonicTitan] 4
#26636386 - 04/29/20 09:34 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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I concur with you 1234go. I love nature and all, but horse flys, spruce beetles, any other pinchy, bitey little horrorshow can take off.
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The Blind Ass
Bodhi



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Re: Horse Flys are Fucked [Re: BooShow] 4
#26636418 - 04/29/20 09:52 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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They just want to kiss you - not their fault their mouth is shaped like 2 swords with jagged pincers on the end. ha, but really tho, I’ve got memories from being a child while at the pool and everyone running from them and hiding underwater like horse flies were kamakazie dice bombers.
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BooShow
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They're always plotting.
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Magenta
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Re: Horse Flys are Fucked [Re: BooShow] 2
#26636439 - 04/29/20 10:00 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Sneaky mother fuckers!
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livingmagic
るんるん



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Re: Horse Flys are Fucked [Re: Magenta] 3
#26636499 - 04/29/20 10:32 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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The Blind Ass
Bodhi



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Solution = buy a salt shotgun , I forget the brand name but it’s used to kill bugs without making a mess. Shoots salt shot. Is dope.
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BANANA.MAN
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Quote:
The Blind Ass said: Solution = buy a salt shotgun , I forget the brand name but it’s used to kill bugs without making a mess. Shoots salt shot. Is dope.
putting spit balls in a pellet gun works. Dont use it on anything too delicate though it can still cause minor damage.
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tyrannicalrex
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Re: Horse Flys are Fucked [Re: BANANA.MAN] 3
#26636854 - 04/29/20 01:22 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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There was in island off the coast of florida and I took a boat ride to go swimming nude one day. They didn't tell us it was this biting fly season there. Had to keep my head just above water and swat them off my face the entire time.
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1234go
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Quote:
tyrannicalrex said: Had to keep my head just above water and swat them off my face the entire time.
that's what she said!
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tyrannicalrex
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Re: Horse Flys are Fucked [Re: 1234go] 1
#26636891 - 04/29/20 01:44 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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LOL!
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1234go said:
Quote:
tyrannicalrex said: Had to keep my head just above water and swat them off my face the entire time.
that's what she he said!
Typical saturday night at the gay bar, ho hum.
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LogicaL Chaos
Ascension Energy & Alien UFOs




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Re: Horse Flys are Fucked [Re: BooShow]
#26637064 - 04/29/20 03:30 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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I was camping once in Oregon and one of them flew into my small text! The bastard was HUGE and made a ton of noise! Damn Horse Flies, a monster i tell ya! Micro-monster!
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flugelizor
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I heard they regurgitate on your skin and suck up your flesh as it digests... Definitely Satan spawn.
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Thanatos10
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Re: Horse Flys are Fucked [Re: flugelizor]
#26637175 - 04/29/20 04:29 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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I have never experienced them, but I have seen a black widow
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flugelizor
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Re: Horse Flys are Fucked [Re: SonicTitan]
#26637251 - 04/29/20 05:06 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
SonicTitan said: No horse flies just lacerated the sin and drink blood but lay their eggs not in living tissue. There are bot flies up here tho. Hunters cleaning caribou come across pupae/eggs in the skin all the time.
You are right they lacerate, not regurgiate. Not sure where I heard that. Before wikipedia probably...
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