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Ogla



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need help getting rid of bad juju 2
#26622993 - 04/23/20 05:40 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Something has been following me and been touching me and touches me all the time poking me and runnings it's claw across my back and touching underneath the bed and shit. This has been going on a few days. I want it to fuck off whatever it is. I'm assuming it followed my from Colorado or new mexico. Some shady Vudu shit was going on or something
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Re: need help getting rid of bad juju [Re: Ogla]
#26622998 - 04/23/20 05:42 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: need help getting rid of bad juju [Re: Ogla]
#26623002 - 04/23/20 05:44 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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I forgot to add o had drove underneath a hand in the clouds. As I came closer it came lower and it right on top of me. When I was underneath it there was like this dark energy. There were 3 of those. I've seen it before on YouTube but I don't know what it is. Black magic or some shit
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Re: need help getting rid of bad juju [Re: vinsue] 2
#26623003 - 04/23/20 05:45 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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What's your sleep schedule been like?
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Re: need help getting rid of bad juju [Re: vinsue]
#26623004 - 04/23/20 05:45 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Do own a cat?
....claws....
Did you do any drugs in the past 30 days?
🤔 ..... 🧐
Last time you got 6+ hours of sound sleep? 😴
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Ogla



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Re: need help getting rid of bad juju [Re: vinsue]
#26623007 - 04/23/20 05:45 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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vinsue said: Meth much? 
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Man dude. I've been chill for a few days, but something is fucking with me
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Re: need help getting rid of bad juju [Re: PatrickKn]
#26623013 - 04/23/20 05:47 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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PatrickKn said: What's your sleep schedule been like?
I've been trying to sleep but I'm having a hard time. When I'm out, everything is chill, but on the bed this fucking thing is fucking with me. It's pokes me and shit. It's been going on for too long to dismiss and just being high. I feel like there's a little demon or something following me. Like I said bad juju
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Re: need help getting rid of bad juju [Re: Ogla]
#26623018 - 04/23/20 05:49 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Go to church.
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Re: need help getting rid of bad juju [Re: Ogla]
#26623033 - 04/23/20 05:53 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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losfreddy said: I've been trying to sleep but I'm having a hard time. When I'm out, everything is chill, but on the bed this fucking thing is fucking with me. It's pokes me and shit. It's been going on for too long to dismiss and just being high. I feel like there's a little demon or something following me. Like I said bad juju
I've had similar during sleep paralysis, but never wide awake.
The times I did experience it I was also supremely depressed.
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Re: need help getting rid of bad juju [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#26623042 - 04/23/20 05:57 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Right now. I stepped down the hall and the door to closet opened up. Fuck I hope it was nothing
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Re: need help getting rid of bad juju [Re: Ogla]
#26623050 - 04/23/20 06:00 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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You should consider seeing someone about a possible schizophrenia diagnosis.
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Re: need help getting rid of bad juju [Re: Ogla]
#26623056 - 04/23/20 06:04 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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I’m going to guess that your sleep deprived and paranoid/delusional because of it.
Not attacking you or anything, this is the internet and I have no personal investment in lying or anything other then telling it like it is.
The way your coming off to me is exactly like one who has been using stimulants of some kind for a while and who’s body and mind desperately needs a solid 2-3 days of rest, lots of nutritious food, and water and electrolytes.
If you have any emergency benzodiazapine on hand and know how to use it safetly, I’d take that - force yourself to eat , drink water, and then shower and clean up so you can get in bed fresh.
Check under the bed if you want, but there’s nothing real following you. It’s your own mind when stressed to the limit.
Simmer down and get some sleep and nutrition and no more stims till you rest for 8-12 hrs or more.
Good luck, and trust me on this one,
Bc if it’s not like I’m saying,
The your likely having an acute psychotic episode or suffering from schizophrenia and need acute medical help,
That is, if it’s not in some way related to recent drug usage. ( ex. Past 3-7 days )
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Re: need help getting rid of bad juju [Re: Enlil]
#26623057 - 04/23/20 06:04 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Just sounds like sleep deprivation. You should try to get a good nights sleep and just knock out for 8 or 9 hours. If you can't get to sleep on your bed, try sleeping on the floor with bedding.
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Re: need help getting rid of bad juju [Re: Enlil]
#26623065 - 04/23/20 06:08 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Enlil said: You should consider seeing someone about a possible schizophrenia diagnosis.
Plus one, hope you're ok mate! Every problem has a solution.
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Re: need help getting rid of bad juju [Re: umbrellagirl] 1
#26623124 - 04/23/20 06:30 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Get you a Mojo Bag, ole Mississippi Delta Bluesman style. Guaranteed to cancel all deals made with the Devil at the crossroads.
https://luckyhoodoo.com/collections/all-mojo-bags
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Re: need help getting rid of bad juju [Re: Ogla]
#26623140 - 04/23/20 06:40 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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losfreddy said:
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vinsue said: Meth much? 
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Man dude. I've been chill for a few days, but something is fucking with me
Meth psychosis can follow you into sobriety. Give it a month. In the meantime, strengthen your psyche and tell the thing to fuck off. Make it known to this paranormal entity you will fuck it up.
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Re: need help getting rid of bad juju [Re: lowbrow] 1
#26623158 - 04/23/20 06:45 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Cut the head off a live chicken. 100% guaranteed curse removal every time
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Re: need help getting rid of bad juju [Re: lowbrow]
#26623160 - 04/23/20 06:45 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Well if it's been going on then it obviously doesn't want you dead or you'd be dead right? If it were me I'd try to find it and capture it for science 
Edit: solution 2(although not as fun) build a faraday cage around your bed
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Re: need help getting rid of bad juju [Re: spirit_shadow]
#26623485 - 04/23/20 09:32 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Do you have any close and very sober friends who you can talk to about this.?
Probably a hood place to start. Maybe someone who can watch over you for a few days while you rest. If you believe in bad juju get yourself a rosary or some sort of a counter to the evil you are experiencing. Definitely avoid substances.
Best of luck.
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Re: need help getting rid of bad juju [Re: Ogla]
#26623495 - 04/23/20 09:39 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Sometimes if i tell myself, that everything will be ok. It can make me feel better.
Thoughts are powerful.
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watermelon mon said: Sometimes if i tell myself, that everything will be ok. It can make me feel better.
Thoughts are powerful.
I learned it from stuff, like cartoons. It works though.
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I'm sorry to tell you this but all you have to do is believe that your soul is protected...because it is...
Our bodies live in a fallen realm and the more frustrated we get with things like that the more they feed off of that frustrated energy but the thing they feed off of the most is fear....it might be extremely frustrating and actually mess some things up in your life but in the end it can't actually mess anything up when it comes to what truly matters (which is bigger than any individual or anything we can imagine).....
....so let go and don't care about it.....let be and love others.....spend time with others and just ignore the dang thing because it just wants to frustrate you and instead you are going to have to let it get frustrated itself as it starves to death and screams in fear......
.....it takes other forms and may try to get you to feel something for it but all forms of that thing are headed for oblivion. Don't take joy in its destruction because that is another way it may try to corrupt you....
.......they are searching for people to feed off of and eventually people to use to spread corruption but just don't worry about them. They are like toddlers....they will purposely do what you don't want them to do.....just don't care. That's all I can say.
If you search for help, whether it be medical or spiritual then you are letting yourself be frustrated....learn to not be frustrated AT ALL TIMES....never be frustrated with something that has decided to never learn and never change.....something that has decided to be destroyed by angels...
.....just talk to others all you want...tell them what you've been through...tell them what you are going through...just hang out with them....find people and explain to them what you really think about everything....find people you can do that with......but be patient....a good friend is SO RARE.......
....to have many is to be more blessed than a king.
Talking with others and talking with yourself is all the spiritual help you really need...
.....those who claim to wield spiritual power are not doing everything correctly....none of us are.....
.....we know very little of the spiritual world, so why should we make claims? Even the claims of knowledge of these things that I put forth here are just poetic.....I'm giving you advice based on my experiences and I'm characterizing these "things" based on the words that we've already been using in this conversation but my words don't hold any more weight than anyone else's when it comes to these things....
....these types of battles are fought within you, deep within your consciousness...
JUST KNOW THIS: YOUR SOUL IS SAFE AND THE SOUL OF ALL LIFE AND THE UNIVERSE IS SAFE FOREVER AND ALWAYS
Whatever happens here in this little corner of space, in this odd realm.....it means very little to nothing...
....IT IS NOT MEANINGLESS WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU.....IT MATTERS WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU.....
.....do what you have to in order to stick up for yourself.....but don't pay these "things" any mind......that's how I dealt with them....
I did not gain any knowledge, I did not gain any power, I did not gain any wisdom, I did not gain any energy, and I did not gain any time...I did not gain anything by overcoming them...
....I lost time....
.....but time is just an illusion....and in a way I am more thankful now for my life....perhaps I gained more gratitude for simply having a mind and being able to be alone as this mind.............I gained my peaceful solitude which I used to take for granted.......but I understand that as life we are MEANT to have our peaceful solitude so IT WAS NOT GAINED.......it was simply reborn....
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Personally? I'd show the little imp who's in charge. Lay down and self-induce sleep paralysis, then kick its fucking ass when it shows up. I'd begin by trying to explain who it works for, which should be yourself. If it's not a mutually beneficial relationship, your new friend may not survive the transplant. Think parasympathetic nervous system.
Parasitic, sympathetic
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Ogla



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Re: need help getting rid of bad juju [Re: 999]
#26624609 - 04/24/20 12:09 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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What the hell was that hand thing in the clouds. I'm trying to see if I can find that YouTube video of it. But it was a hand in the clouds and it came lower and lower till I was directly underneath it and this energy was coming out of it. There were three of those
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Re: need help getting rid of bad juju [Re: Ogla] 1
#26624628 - 04/24/20 12:16 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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The hand thing sounds cool as shit.years ago my brother and I were tripping walking a country road at night(me mushrooms him lsd) and we BOTH saw a hand made of clouds then a skull came out of it. Then we saw a black hooded figure in the woods. That was one of the craziest nights I've ever had....what the hell were we thinking? Lol
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Re: need help getting rid of bad juju [Re: Ogla]
#26624635 - 04/24/20 12:17 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Hire a local paranormal investigator would be my advice. Sounds like a dark spirit attachment.
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Re: need help getting rid of bad jujutis [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#26624693 - 04/24/20 12:44 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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I could eat the bad juju monster/entity for you.
‘Tis a skill I have acquired
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Edited by The Blind Ass (04/24/20 01:15 PM)
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Re: need help getting rid of bad jujutis [Re: The Blind Ass]
#26624729 - 04/24/20 01:06 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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What does bad juju taste like?
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Re: need help getting rid of bad jujutis [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#26624746 - 04/24/20 01:15 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Like the opposite of good juju
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Re: need help getting rid of bad juju [Re: Ogla]
#26624757 - 04/24/20 01:18 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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losfreddy said: What the hell was that hand thing in the clouds. I'm trying to see if I can find that YouTube video of it. But it was a hand in the clouds and it came lower and lower till I was directly underneath it and this energy was coming out of it. There were three of those
If you aren't eating psychedelics today, you are probably in some kind of psychosis dude.
Stimulant induced psychosis? I dunno. I've been there with meth before. Sounds similar.
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Re: need help getting rid of bad jujutis [Re: The Blind Ass] 1
#26624760 - 04/24/20 01:19 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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LogicaL Chaos said: What does bad juju taste like? 
Dark rum with passionfruit and pineapple overtones
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Re: need help getting rid of bad jujutis [Re: The Blind Ass]
#26624763 - 04/24/20 01:20 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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The Blind Ass said: Like the opposite of good juju
That doesnt really help.....i imagine it tastes like rotting flesh!
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Re: need help getting rid of bad jujutis [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#26624818 - 04/24/20 01:48 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Exactly like it
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Re: need help getting rid of bad juju [Re: umbrellagirl]
#26624974 - 04/24/20 02:49 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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umbrellagirl said:
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Enlil said: You should consider seeing someone about a possible schizophrenia diagnosis.
Plus one, hope you're ok mate! Every problem has a solution.
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Re: need help getting rid of bad juju [Re: Nowheremans]
#26624980 - 04/24/20 02:55 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Just put your mattress on the floor for a couple days, that ll teach it
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