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InvisibleOgla
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need help getting rid of bad juju * 2
    #26622993 - 04/23/20 05:40 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Something has been following me and been touching me and touches me all the time poking me and runnings it's claw across my back and touching underneath the bed and shit.  This has been going on a few days. I want it to fuck off whatever it is. I'm assuming it followed my from Colorado or new mexico.  Some shady Vudu shit was going on or something


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Re: need help getting rid of bad juju [Re: Ogla]
    #26622998 - 04/23/20 05:42 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Meth much? :meff:

:justdontknow: . . . :peace:


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Re: need help getting rid of bad juju [Re: Ogla]
    #26623002 - 04/23/20 05:44 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I forgot to add o had drove underneath a hand in the clouds.  As I came closer it came lower and it right on top of me. When I was underneath it there was like this dark energy. There were 3 of those. I've seen it before on YouTube but I don't know what it is. Black magic or some shit


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Re: need help getting rid of bad juju [Re: vinsue] * 2
    #26623003 - 04/23/20 05:45 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

What's your sleep schedule been like?


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InvisibleThe Blind Ass
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Re: need help getting rid of bad juju [Re: vinsue]
    #26623004 - 04/23/20 05:45 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Do own a cat?

....claws....

:acidcat:

Did you do any drugs in the past 30 days?

πŸ€” ..... 🧐

Last time you got 6+ hours of sound sleep? 😴


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InvisibleOgla
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Re: need help getting rid of bad juju [Re: vinsue]
    #26623007 - 04/23/20 05:45 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

vinsue said:
Meth much? :meff:

:justdontknow: . . . :peace:




Man dude. I've been chill for a few days, but something is fucking with me


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InvisibleOgla
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Re: need help getting rid of bad juju [Re: PatrickKn]
    #26623013 - 04/23/20 05:47 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

PatrickKn said:
What's your sleep schedule been like?




I've been trying to sleep but I'm having a hard time.  When I'm out, everything is chill, but on the bed this fucking thing is fucking with me. It's pokes me and shit.  It's been going on for too long to dismiss and just being high. I feel like there's a little demon or something following me. Like I said bad juju


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Re: need help getting rid of bad juju [Re: Ogla]
    #26623018 - 04/23/20 05:49 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Go to church.


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For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
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Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
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Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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Re: need help getting rid of bad juju [Re: Ogla]
    #26623033 - 04/23/20 05:53 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

losfreddy said:
I've been trying to sleep but I'm having a hard time.  When I'm out, everything is chill, but on the bed this fucking thing is fucking with me. It's pokes me and shit.  It's been going on for too long to dismiss and just being high. I feel like there's a little demon or something following me. Like I said bad juju



I've had similar during sleep paralysis, but never wide awake.

The times I did experience it I was also supremely depressed.


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Re: need help getting rid of bad juju [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #26623042 - 04/23/20 05:57 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Right now. I stepped down the hall and the door to closet opened up. Fuck I hope it was nothing


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Re: need help getting rid of bad juju [Re: Ogla]
    #26623050 - 04/23/20 06:00 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

You should consider seeing someone about a possible schizophrenia diagnosis.


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InvisibleThe Blind Ass
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Re: need help getting rid of bad juju [Re: Ogla]
    #26623056 - 04/23/20 06:04 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I’m going to guess that your sleep deprived and paranoid/delusional because of it.

Not attacking you or anything, this is the internet and I have no personal investment in lying or anything other then telling it like it is.

The way your coming off to me is exactly like one who has been using stimulants of some kind for a while and who’s body and mind desperately needs a solid 2-3 days of rest, lots of nutritious food, and water and electrolytes.

If you have any emergency benzodiazapine on hand and know how to use it safetly, I’d take that - force yourself to eat , drink water, and then shower and clean up so you can get in bed fresh.

Check under the bed if you want, but there’s nothing real following you.  It’s your own mind when stressed to the limit.

Simmer down and get some sleep and nutrition and no more stims till you rest for 8-12 hrs or more.

Good luck, and trust me on this one,

Bc if it’s not like I’m saying,

The your likely having an acute psychotic episode or suffering from schizophrenia and need acute medical help,

That is,  if it’s not in some way related to recent drug usage. ( ex. Past 3-7 days )


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InvisiblePatrickKn
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Re: need help getting rid of bad juju [Re: Enlil]
    #26623057 - 04/23/20 06:04 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Just sounds like sleep deprivation. You should try to get a good nights sleep and just knock out for 8 or 9 hours. If you can't get to sleep on your bed, try sleeping on the floor with bedding.


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Re: need help getting rid of bad juju [Re: Enlil]
    #26623065 - 04/23/20 06:08 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Enlil said:
You should consider seeing someone about a possible schizophrenia diagnosis.




Plus one, hope you're ok mate! Every problem has a solution.


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Re: need help getting rid of bad juju [Re: umbrellagirl] * 1
    #26623124 - 04/23/20 06:30 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Get you a Mojo Bag, ole Mississippi Delta Bluesman style. Guaranteed to cancel all deals made with the Devil at the crossroads.

https://luckyhoodoo.com/collections/all-mojo-bags


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Re: need help getting rid of bad juju [Re: Ogla]
    #26623140 - 04/23/20 06:40 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

losfreddy said:
Quote:

vinsue said:
Meth much? :meff:

:justdontknow: . . . :peace:




Man dude. I've been chill for a few days, but something is fucking with me



Meth psychosis can follow you into sobriety.  Give it a month.  In the meantime, strengthen  your psyche and tell the thing to fuck off.  Make it known to this paranormal entity you will fuck it up.


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Re: need help getting rid of bad juju [Re: lowbrow] * 1
    #26623158 - 04/23/20 06:45 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Cut the head off a live chicken. 100% guaranteed curse removal every time


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Re: need help getting rid of bad juju [Re: lowbrow]
    #26623160 - 04/23/20 06:45 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Well if it's been going on then it obviously doesn't want you dead or you'd be dead right? If it were me I'd try to find it and capture it for science :house:

Edit: solution 2(although not as fun) build a faraday cage around your bed :thumbup:


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Re: need help getting rid of bad juju [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #26623485 - 04/23/20 09:32 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Do you have any close and very sober friends who you can talk to about this.?

Probably a hood place to start. Maybe someone who can watch over you for a few days while you rest. If you believe in bad juju get yourself a rosary or some sort of a counter to the evil you are experiencing. Definitely avoid substances. 

Best of luck.


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Re: need help getting rid of bad juju [Re: Ogla]
    #26623495 - 04/23/20 09:39 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Sometimes if i tell myself, that everything will be ok. It can make me feel better.

Thoughts are powerful.


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