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PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. 11
#26622528 - 04/23/20 02:28 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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PLANET OF THE APES!Many questions will likely be asked, answers will be cryptic and ambiguous. Turn back now if your patience is not suited to the outré and unorthodox.
OK folks, lock-down has taken its toll and I'm bored to the gourd. Shits about to get weird up in this, and I apologize in advance.
So I can grow mushrooms... You can probably grow mushrooms too Its really not all that hard when it comes down to it right? So, once you have a stash of shrooms that is starting to resemble the leaf pile in your back yard, what to do? Time to change it up a bit right? Maybe shoot for something that is likely to fail horribly just for a cheap laugh? I'm thinking so..
So we all grow mushrooms, and since we grow mushrooms - we have mushrooms. Since we have mushrooms - we eat mushrooms. Since we eat mushrooms - we trip ballz. Finally since we trip ballz - we think fucked up shit that nobody even remotely square will ever give two fucks about even when the stars align. This is where the shroomery comes in to play. Is this thread already more elaborate than is deserves to be? But I'm hoping you guys will follow along with me and appreciate the need to think outside the tub for jiff, for sanity's sake.  Not to mention it may be rude not to, in the name of science. "Ok Smart, enough of this garb. What the fuck are you even talking about?! And enough with the GIFs and shit" So here is the basic idea that I have come up with, It is a composite of thoughts compiled through daydream, research, attention to detail, love for innovation, and a heaping helping of tard.So I have ordered a couple of these:
These my friends, are some poly molds meant for casting concrete spheres that weird old people put in their gardens next to those stupid gnome things. They like.... make their shit look more Roman or like they have a sense of landscape design or some shit So anyways, I am planning to use these to cast some spawn and substrate into a spherical cake 10" in diameter. The interior or the substrate will contain a smaller diameter spherical structure of wire mesh that the mycelium will grow into and around which will support the shape of the cake once removed from the mold after colonization. Also, to that inner structure of steel mesh will be a cable attached which will protrude out and above the "cake" facilitating a means to attach a hanging hook so that it can be suspended within my "atmosphere chamber" for fruiting. Think sort of like a ridiculously awesome fungal disco ball of psychoactivity.If all goes as planned, we end up with something along these lines...mentally replace the amanita for cubes and preferably there will be a lot less green going on...but who can say? Disclaimer: The molds will take a little while to arrive so this isn't going to happen till probably the end of next week or later. All questions and or critiques will likely be ignored in normal fashion. Enjoy.
Edited by Smartattack (04/23/20 05:40 PM)
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Smartattack]
#26622606 - 04/23/20 03:05 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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I am fond of spheres I suppose, so...
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This is old news, I got cube spheres of PE hanging down every few feet in my house cuz I like dicks bumping into me face on a regular basis. I’d show you guys of course but my camera is broke...
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Sounds good!
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: LadysKnight] 2
#26622768 - 04/23/20 04:08 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Won't let y'all down I prom.
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Smartattack] 1
#26622880 - 04/23/20 04:54 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Since questions will be ignored, allow me to throw the first question out there. Why are you such a poopy doo-doo head? 
Neat experiment! Hope it comes out like you want it to.
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Well we are waiting
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Smartattack]
#26622920 - 04/23/20 05:13 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Here's a dumb idea: what if you used this concept to make a tote completely out of mycelium and use it as a FC? Like you would first let the tote colonize and then when it's solidified you put the bulk substrate in it
myceliumception
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I'm in.
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Mystic E]
#26622982 - 04/23/20 05:37 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Mystic E said: Here's a dumb idea: what if you used this concept to make a tote completely out of mycelium and use it as a FC? Like you would first let the tote colonize and then when it's solidified you put the bulk substrate in it
myceliumception
This idea is fucked up and stupid...keep it coming.
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Smartattack] 1
#26623078 - 04/23/20 06:12 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Reminds me of the sand castle tek.
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: eatyualive] 1
#26623122 - 04/23/20 06:28 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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I say just get a fogger for your house and free hang tham betchez errywhere, and start the party once the spores start shooting all over the place.
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Ryan_Spalding2727 said: I say just get a fogger for your house and free hang tham betchez errywhere, and start the party once the spores start shooting all over the place.
Now you're talking. Im also thinking I should make them about 3" dia. in large quantity to hang on the tree come xmas time.
Cuz symbiotic, bitch.
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eatyualive said: Reminds me of the sand castle tek.
OooOOoh I hadn't seen that before.
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Smartattack]
#26623168 - 04/23/20 06:48 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Fucking looks like covid-19 to me!
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Sockadin]
#26623186 - 04/23/20 06:56 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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I'm gonna hang around for this.
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Sockadin]
#26623192 - 04/23/20 06:59 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Sockadin said: Fucking looks like covid-19 to me!
Fitting isn't it. Now that you mention it...

I guess that wasn't the best photo to show the concept.
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Smartattack]
#26624739 - 04/24/20 01:13 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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I don't think it counts unless you suspend it on a motorized chain as a disco light
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: poisoned] 1
#26624839 - 04/24/20 01:57 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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I beat you to that idea and it may even happen. I have a machine shop and do automotive work so...
Possibly and old power window motor volted down a tad.🤔
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