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PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. 11
#26622528 - 04/23/20 02:28 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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PLANET OF THE APES!Many questions will likely be asked, answers will be cryptic and ambiguous. Turn back now if your patience is not suited to the outré and unorthodox.
OK folks, lock-down has taken its toll and I'm bored to the gourd. Shits about to get weird up in this, and I apologize in advance.
So I can grow mushrooms... You can probably grow mushrooms too Its really not all that hard when it comes down to it right? So, once you have a stash of shrooms that is starting to resemble the leaf pile in your back yard, what to do? Time to change it up a bit right? Maybe shoot for something that is likely to fail horribly just for a cheap laugh? I'm thinking so..
So we all grow mushrooms, and since we grow mushrooms - we have mushrooms. Since we have mushrooms - we eat mushrooms. Since we eat mushrooms - we trip ballz. Finally since we trip ballz - we think fucked up shit that nobody even remotely square will ever give two fucks about even when the stars align. This is where the shroomery comes in to play. Is this thread already more elaborate than is deserves to be? But I'm hoping you guys will follow along with me and appreciate the need to think outside the tub for jiff, for sanity's sake.  Not to mention it may be rude not to, in the name of science. "Ok Smart, enough of this garb. What the fuck are you even talking about?! And enough with the GIFs and shit" So here is the basic idea that I have come up with, It is a composite of thoughts compiled through daydream, research, attention to detail, love for innovation, and a heaping helping of tard.So I have ordered a couple of these:
These my friends, are some poly molds meant for casting concrete spheres that weird old people put in their gardens next to those stupid gnome things. They like.... make their shit look more Roman or like they have a sense of landscape design or some shit So anyways, I am planning to use these to cast some spawn and substrate into a spherical cake 10" in diameter. The interior or the substrate will contain a smaller diameter spherical structure of wire mesh that the mycelium will grow into and around which will support the shape of the cake once removed from the mold after colonization. Also, to that inner structure of steel mesh will be a cable attached which will protrude out and above the "cake" facilitating a means to attach a hanging hook so that it can be suspended within my "atmosphere chamber" for fruiting. Think sort of like a ridiculously awesome fungal disco ball of psychoactivity.If all goes as planned, we end up with something along these lines...mentally replace the amanita for cubes and preferably there will be a lot less green going on...but who can say? Disclaimer: The molds will take a little while to arrive so this isn't going to happen till probably the end of next week or later. All questions and or critiques will likely be ignored in normal fashion. Enjoy.
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Smartattack]
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I am fond of spheres I suppose, so...
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This is old news, I got cube spheres of PE hanging down every few feet in my house cuz I like dicks bumping into me face on a regular basis. I’d show you guys of course but my camera is broke...
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: LadysKnight] 2
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Won't let y'all down I prom.
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Since questions will be ignored, allow me to throw the first question out there. Why are you such a poopy doo-doo head? 
Neat experiment! Hope it comes out like you want it to.
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Smartattack]
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Here's a dumb idea: what if you used this concept to make a tote completely out of mycelium and use it as a FC? Like you would first let the tote colonize and then when it's solidified you put the bulk substrate in it
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Mystic E]
#26622982 - 04/23/20 05:37 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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myceliumception
This idea is fucked up and stupid...keep it coming.
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Smartattack] 1
#26623078 - 04/23/20 06:12 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Reminds me of the sand castle tek.
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I say just get a fogger for your house and free hang tham betchez errywhere, and start the party once the spores start shooting all over the place.
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Ryan_Spalding2727 said: I say just get a fogger for your house and free hang tham betchez errywhere, and start the party once the spores start shooting all over the place.
Now you're talking. Im also thinking I should make them about 3" dia. in large quantity to hang on the tree come xmas time.
Cuz symbiotic, bitch.
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OooOOoh I hadn't seen that before.
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Smartattack]
#26623168 - 04/23/20 06:48 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Fucking looks like covid-19 to me!
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Sockadin]
#26623186 - 04/23/20 06:56 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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I'm gonna hang around for this.
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Sockadin]
#26623192 - 04/23/20 06:59 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Sockadin said: Fucking looks like covid-19 to me!
Fitting isn't it. Now that you mention it...

I guess that wasn't the best photo to show the concept.
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Smartattack]
#26624739 - 04/24/20 01:13 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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I don't think it counts unless you suspend it on a motorized chain as a disco light
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: poisoned] 1
#26624839 - 04/24/20 01:57 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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I beat you to that idea and it may even happen. I have a machine shop and do automotive work so...
Possibly and old power window motor volted down a tad.🤔
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#26625645 - 04/24/20 08:18 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Just to bump this.
Your gonna grow APE on balls, can you please hang two together so we can have an Albino Penis Envy Dick and Balls thread?
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Sockadin]
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Smartattack]
#26632618 - 04/27/20 05:31 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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That’d be the best Xmas present ever if you could make ornaments that would fruit. Hang them when the tree goes up early/mid December and be all set to trip in the new year.
But you’d either have to live somewhere real humid or suspend the ornament in one of those hamster balls.
Or you know maybe just loose plastic for an invitro type holiday styling.
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Smartattack]
#26632665 - 04/27/20 05:59 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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PLANET OF THE APES!
My new favorite thread. LOL
This is 100% doable. Perhaps a more fibrous substrate to give more support. Cardboard, paper mache, hell, I don't know. Any guesses on how the fruits will follow gravity? This is going to work but I'm betting most will hook around to oppose gravity.
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: 2Ape2]
#26632670 - 04/27/20 06:03 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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2Ape2 said:
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PLANET OF THE APES!
My new favorite thread. LOL
This is 100% doable. Perhaps a more fibrous substrate to give more support. Cardboard, paper mache, hell, I don't know. Any guesses on how the fruits will follow gravity? This is going to work but I'm betting most will hook around to oppose gravity.
I'm thinking so too but who da hell knows 
Perhaps I also need a spherical light source?
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Sockadin said: Just to bump this.
Your gonna grow APE on balls, can you please hang two together so we can have an Albino Penis Envy Dick and Balls thread?

I dont think this will quite beat Pasty's tub grow but i can imagine people talkign about Smartattack's dick and balls covid grow.
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: A.k.a]
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A.k.a said: That’d be the best Xmas present ever if you could make ornaments that would fruit. Hang them when the tree goes up early/mid December and be all set to trip in the new year.
But you’d either have to live somewhere real humid or suspend the ornament in one of those hamster balls.
Or you know maybe just loose plastic for an invitro type holiday styling.
Well we will see. If this boredom holds out until Christmas time I may have bigger issues to deal with. This idea may actually not be bonkers enough.
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Smartattack]
#26640065 - 04/30/20 10:23 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Apparently spherical cement molds aren't a high priority item. Looks like they are still in like Ohio or some shit. Looks like I will have some APE spawn at prime readiness when they do show up though. Hopefully I will have time enough to go with it.
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Smartattack]
#26640191 - 05/01/20 12:06 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Sounds like some entertaining quarantine kinda shiat.

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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: fahtster]
#26649134 - 05/04/20 08:45 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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This is a shit update...but an update.
Molds are in my house.

Gunna do my best to do something with this tomorrow. Will document the process as it goes. Obviously will become the latest, hottest Tek and most likely the only proper way to cultivate.
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Smartattack]
#26649178 - 05/04/20 09:05 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Smartattack’s big balls tek.
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: A.k.a]
#26649262 - 05/04/20 09:46 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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I know this isn’t quite the same but it was a fun one. I’m interested to see how yours turns out. Mine didn’t turn out the way I wanted but I also didn’t top layer it or anything. Haha this was burma. I might have to do this again with a more dense fruiter. I’m thinking I’d have to top layer almost double my normal with all the height.
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Smartattack]
#26649548 - 05/05/20 01:47 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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That's a weird thing to be happy about when you're growing shrooms
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: eatyualive]
#26649650 - 05/05/20 03:23 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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eatyualive said: I know this isn’t quite the same but it was a fun one. I’m interested to see how yours turns out. Mine didn’t turn out the way I wanted but I also didn’t top layer it or anything. Haha this was burma. I might have to do this again with a more dense fruiter. I’m thinking I’d have to top layer almost double my normal with all the height.

eats, what did you do to get the myc to colonize over those objects?
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: woofwoof]
#26649670 - 05/05/20 03:43 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Those look like those kiddie sandbox molds. Put the spawn/coir in and put it on top of the rest of substrate? Wait for 100% colonization before removal.
At least that would be my guess.
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: poisoned]
#26649675 - 05/05/20 03:46 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Oh I see! It was a mold (shaped) Stupid me thought the actual objects were completely grown over haha
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: woofwoof]
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Yes.
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: poisoned]
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That's a weird thing to be happy about when you're growing shrooms 
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: poisoned]
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That had me laughing.
Molds are in my house too, just not the kind we like.
Smart, you need to find a penis shaped mold to go with those balls. Happy googling!
Ok what about a PF APE double mold TEK to go with the balls?
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Lol that’s awesome eat. I’m surprised the molds didn’t fruit.
Those are Burma??? I love those man the young ones look like PE and the huge ones look exactly like the Malabar coast vendor pics with the small flat caps with the veil attached I was hoping for when I did mine.
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Smartattack]
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UPDATE: 1As promised I did actually get some time in on this. I intended to yesterday, and somehow starting the process turned into completely re-arranging my grow room and beginning to build a new flowhood. Anyways, I got out the ol' wreath making wire, some gutter screening and a few hand tools and got to doing this bitch. So I decided to roll up the mesh to a few inches smaller in diameter and quickly shaped it into a rough sphere. A few twists of wire here and there to hold it in shape.I initially was going to just do a single piece but ended up doing a patch on the bottom as well. Also twisted on a longer length that will protrude out the top as my hanger wire.
 Got me spawn ready to go. I bored through the top with a hole saw to provide access for filling the top side of the mold, I wish I had gone with a larger hole saw as it was a little bit of a PITA filling but all in all not too bad. Also drilled some alignment holes and inserted some machine screws so I can clamp the two halves together. They are cut pretty rough after molding so there no real key to hold them together...they also are not meant for this lol. Not entirely sure how sculpt-able the substrate was going to be, I opted to try spraying a bit of water as I went and It actually complied to my needs very nicely. I put in a nice bedding layer to the bottom mold to center the mesh in the middle of the mold ( Im possibly counting too much on the myc holding the outer layer together) and then placed the center "scaffold". I also put in some saran wrap first in case the myc wants to stick hard to the mold.
  Filling 'er up! This is pretty much it after clamping the top half on and stuffing spawn in the hole. C'mon side pins, try me now bitch.  I then put a layer of saran over the top half and closer her up! Ill be keeping an eye on this for the coming week and will most likely be taking off the top half for some air as soon as the colonizing is holding the sub together sufficiently. Its a pretty heavy mofo , so im hoping the inner structure is going to be sound enough to hold the weight...my calculations suspect it will be just fine.  Also had enough spawn leftover to do another shoebox....cuz just 10 is not enough.  Stay tuned for next update!!! cast your votes now. Success or major failstorm? (no feelings will be hurt, flame suit donned.)
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Smartattack]
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Don’t see why it won’t work. 
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: fahtster]
#26653841 - 05/06/20 08:40 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Mushroom Death Star!
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: eatyualive]
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Totally what it looks like. Awesome!
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C'mon side pins, try me now bitch. 
This man said, "Everything's a side pin now!!"
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That’s like three times the size I was expecting, gonna be bad ass.
How much spawn actually ended up in that beast?
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Smartattack] 2
#26653939 - 05/06/20 09:44 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Smartattack said: Does a sphere have a side? 🤔🤔
Now we're getting to deep
I'll ponder that on my next adventure out there into the universe.
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: A.k.a] 1
#26653955 - 05/06/20 09:53 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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A.k.a said: That’s like three times the size I was expecting, gonna be bad ass.
How much spawn actually ended up in that beast?
My typical perfect quantity ended up leftover for a shoe-box and I started with 4...so essentially 3~ Qts spawn. And I fill my jars fuller than most folks cuz not a wuss about shaking.
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Smartattack]
#26654166 - 05/07/20 12:37 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Can't wait to see the results.
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: poisoned] 2
#26654191 - 05/07/20 12:55 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Just a bit of fun sphere facts I worked out on this:
The surface area of this "cake" works out to ~2.2 square feet!
The tubs I typically use, at the sub depth i use them gives me a surface area of ~1.5 square feet.
Two of these spheres will fit comfy side by side within said tub, 4.4 square feet in the same vessel footprint.
If this does actually work (ahem....) this idea would provide 300% of the fruiting surface per tub.
Run 4 tubs, but have 12 tubs worth of area working for you...
I didn't really care if this worked before, but now my affinity for efficiency really hopes it isn't terrible. The work involved is minor and the space savings alone would be a game changer. 
I realize there are other ways, don't bore me with your practicality.
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Smartattack]
#26654193 - 05/07/20 12:57 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Wouldn't that extra surface area just cause it to dry out faster
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: poisoned] 2
#26654201 - 05/07/20 01:04 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Well if you keep it in the mold until it starts pinning to reduce the time it’s susceptible to drying out or maybe put a layer perlite in the bottom and have like 3 pronged stands, drying out shouldn’t be a problem 
The one thing I can see about it is that you may want to rotate the spheres so that gravity doesn’t pull all the water to one hemisphere or another.. maybe once a day 
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Smartattack]
#26654210 - 05/07/20 01:11 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: gizmo1]
#26654247 - 05/07/20 01:55 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Put it on a spitroast to get that humidity distributed evenly as well as even pinset and straight growth.
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: poisoned] 1
#26654274 - 05/07/20 02:22 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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This reminds me of an origamycology thread that never came to fruition for me.
https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/12552632
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: ModularMind] 1
#26654435 - 05/07/20 05:41 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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What about finding a large hamster ball to put your balls in. Then you can roll them around in the tub so your getting FaE on all sides and even out the surface moisture?
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Sockadin]
#26654798 - 05/07/20 10:08 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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I think smartattack needs to get turnspit dog genetics, clone it and have the dog turn that ball around
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: poisoned] 2
#26654827 - 05/07/20 10:24 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Or monkeys to hang from the fruits on the ball.
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Sockadin]
#26655242 - 05/07/20 01:45 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Spheres have the highest surface area to volume ratio of any shape, anyone think this will affect anything? less flushes maybe? somebody mentioned that it might dry out faster too and that is something I would keep an eye on
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Corundum]
#26655328 - 05/07/20 02:53 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Lol you could always roll it in verm or 5050 too.
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: A.k.a] 1
#26655619 - 05/07/20 05:13 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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But also, being a sphere 5" in radius, every point on the surface of the sphere has 5" of sub depth to the core below it. 
It's all supposition at this point, we are stuck on this ride for now. I'm not to married to it performing great, I just don't want it to turn into trichmare on elm Street.
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Smartattack]
#26655627 - 05/07/20 05:17 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Cool idea.
I once had the idea of putting a metal eye hook inside a PF cake, then colonizing it with mycelium (obviously) so i could hang it inside an FC using fishing line. Still havent done it yet.....
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: gizmo1]
#26656274 - 05/07/20 10:42 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Smartattack said: I realize there are other ways, don't bore me with your practicality.



The math
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Corundum]
#26656308 - 05/07/20 11:19 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Corundum said: Spheres have the highest surface area to volume ratio of any shape, anyone think this will affect anything? less flushes maybe? somebody mentioned that it might dry out faster too and that is something I would keep an eye on
Sphere has the smallest surface area to volume ratio dude. The reason why more surface area will be exposed is because it won't have a tub hugging it when fruiting
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: poisoned] 1
#26656779 - 05/08/20 07:31 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Corundum said: Spheres have the highest surface area to volume ratio of any shape, anyone think this will affect anything? less flushes maybe? somebody mentioned that it might dry out faster too and that is something I would keep an eye on
Sphere has the smallest surface area to volume ratio dude. The reason why more surface area will be exposed is because it won't have a tub hugging it when fruiting
More sphere facts!!
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Smartattack]
#26662938 - 05/10/20 06:29 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Minor update:
I pulled the cover off last night to check things out. I guess its about as you'd expect, but in light of keeping this blow by blow, here is where it stands.

I ALMOST feel like the hanger wire will be sufficient but I certainly dont trust it yet. I'm thinking what might be a safer bet is keeping the thing on a bottom supporting pedestal until fully colonized and maybe a tad dried out. For now Im opting to keep the two halves un-bolted and just loosely together. Im thinking in a couple / few days I will pull off the upper layer of saran. The saran is relatively loose and allowing some FAE ( not condensating ) but I'd like to get it some air. I'm kind of a big FAE fan.
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Smartattack]
#26662989 - 05/10/20 06:46 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Lookin good.
What about making a little mesh cup/circle to fit the bottom and then run wires off the sides of the mesh to hang it til you’re sure the hanger works??
Come on and make some ball cradling mesh undies for it.
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: A.k.a]
#26663012 - 05/10/20 06:57 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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A.k.a said: Lookin good.
What about making a little mesh cup/circle to fit the bottom and then run wires off the sides of the mesh to hang it til you’re sure the hanger works??
Come on and make some ball cradling mesh undies for it.
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Smartattack]
#26663024 - 05/10/20 07:01 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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lolz this is sick...had a similar idea last year about using a fish grilling basket to create a thin rectangluar brick and attach it like a spit through the center of a mono with a rod going through two holes drilled in the middle of the short side you can easily rotate it with haha
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Je77Ce11ar]
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: SynKyd]
#26663229 - 05/10/20 08:36 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Use one of the little pizza box tables inverted so just the legs make contact.
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: ModularMind]
#26667012 - 05/12/20 04:28 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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It is going to work. I have no doubt.
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: 2Ape2] 1
#26667094 - 05/12/20 05:21 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Saran wrap removed last night and top mould put back on. As stated, I'm a fan of giving air. Looks pretty dope so far. I'll probably post a pic tomorrow so there's at least some difference.
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#26670138 - 05/14/20 07:31 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Thinking I'm going to "birth" this bitch tonight. Exterior is pretty much fully colonized and looking pretty tasty. Im still not feeling the love when testing the hanger wire, it's holding but...by a gnats eyelash I feel. Pedestal will be figured out.
I'll just be plopping her into an unmodded tub, perlite floor ( if I can source some easily today ).
Then into my tub room to wait and see.
I'm already thinking about the next round ( pun intended ) of this project. Torn between keeping the theme with APES or trying a rusty whyte? Of course in keeping with the theme, the white people did find their way to the planet of the apes right?
Next time around, I think I'll be building a more rigid scaffold and heavier cable. I will also make it much closer to the overall outside diameter so there will be no worries about holding the sub intact. Then again maybe the pedestal concept will be legit enough...
Will update with pics tonight.
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#26670195 - 05/14/20 08:20 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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this is awesome. Smartattack, you ever seen the kiddie pool grow? Can we get a fully colonized Death Star shot?
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: eatyualive] 1
#26670288 - 05/14/20 09:40 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Pics later. Yes.
Actually death star is also a good idea. Maybe next time I'll sculpt in the indentation it had and leave some scaffold exposed?
This is retarded. I should just work on my house more.
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#26670301 - 05/14/20 09:47 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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I have this silicone mold. It’s pretty small though.
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: ModularMind]
#26670383 - 05/14/20 10:45 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Hell yes! And I meant do you have a colonized shot of the sphere?
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: eatyualive]
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eatyualive said: Hell yes! And I meant do you have a colonized shot of the sphere?
That's what I meant too but I said later, when I'm at computer...lol
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: woofwoof] 2
#26671551 - 05/14/20 10:07 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Here it sits. Couldn't get around to doing anything with it tonight.
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#26672341 - 05/15/20 10:00 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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I love it smart attack!
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#26672837 - 05/15/20 03:16 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Ok:
Grabbed some perlite this morning and had a bit of free time this afternoon after playing teacher all morn for the kids.
Freed from the mold!! The top is what was previously in the mold on the bottom until today. No signs of green or slime and smells as it should. 
Those are not cracks in the sub, just saran wrap texture prints.



I ended up giving up on the hanging wire for this episode. Will be re-visited. Ive got it balancing somewhat tediously on a glad round with no lid. Drilled a couple holes to allow FAE for the few square inches captive in the round at the bottom...should be legit. (no pics of said cup)
Home as last:
I did roll it off it's perch into the tub like a buffoon but honestly the thing is pretty beefcake, didn't phase it a bit.


And off to my fruiting room!!
Im up to my ass in APE right now so Im plenty in the mood. Ill be giving this the same level of attention as my usual tubs (none) and let it do work.
Of course I guess this one may merit an additional peek more often and maybe a pic snapped of course. Countdown begins...Seems some form of success is likely now so I'm pumped.
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#26672848 - 05/15/20 03:22 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Winner.
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#26672884 - 05/15/20 03:46 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Looks like it's very seismically active judging by those saran wrap canyons.
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#26672898 - 05/15/20 03:53 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Let's hope for eruptions!
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Beautiful job. The Smarts has Attacked
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On this episode of Sphere FACTor:
The sphere has constant positive Gaussian curvature.
Gaussian curvature is the product of the two principal curvatures. It is an intrinsic property that can be determined by measuring length and angles and is independent of how the surface is embedded in space. Hence, bending a surface will not alter the Gaussian curvature, and other surfaces with constant positive Gaussian curvature can be obtained by cutting a small slit in the sphere and bending it. All these other surfaces would have boundaries, and the sphere is the only surface that lacks a boundary with constant, positive Gaussian curvature. The pseudosphere is an example of a surface with constant negative Gaussian curvature.
Sorry just a copy - paste from Wiki. Had to bump the mofo to 100 replies.
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There's some knotting going on.
Thats my update for right now. Will include pics later.
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#26681406 - 05/19/20 03:46 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Knotting to see here!! Bring a bong!!
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: ModularMind] 1
#26690229 - 05/23/20 11:52 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Ok smart! It's been like 3 days, can we get some pin porn?
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Sockadin]
#26690321 - 05/23/20 12:42 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Lol beat me to it.
I totally forgot about this until I was looking at ape plates earlier.
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: A.k.a] 1
#26690614 - 05/23/20 03:01 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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I know. I'm the worst. Life is seriously cramping my style. Update will come tonight I promise.
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Smartattack] 3
#26691108 - 05/23/20 07:53 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Ok, Its not much but this is where we are at:

Its from a culture that always does me well but not yet pinning quite as well as usual. Of course it often goes that way with a lot of late bloomers popping up all at once.


So yeah, its at least working. The next few days will be pretty telling because...uh...well, there may or may not be a spot of trich on the backside. I'm telling my inner self that its some blueing. However blueing is typically blue rather than green....

Honestly Im not sure. When I get trich, I get white growth first that then turns green. This is just a tiny spot that is green cold out of the gates. Its just on the backside where I cant really see and I dont like moving it much as its a bit tipsy. Will report back on that of course.
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Smartattack] 2
#26691132 - 05/23/20 07:59 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Sounds like the perfect spot to carve the Death Star divot.
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: ModularMind] 2
#26691146 - 05/23/20 08:07 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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ModularMind said: Sounds like the perfect spot to carve the Death Star divot.
God damn. You guys dont disappoint.
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#26691165 - 05/23/20 08:17 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Man this will be so awesome strung up.
Don’t let the trich find the exhaust port when you carve it out.
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Smartattack]
#26691181 - 05/23/20 08:22 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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The Mimas divot.
Duude. That thing is pretty spiffy. It looks like an albino corona virus
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Haha that's totally corona virus. I had to tattoo that thing on my leg a couple of weeks ago. I would post a picture but.
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Sockadin]
#26691222 - 05/23/20 08:46 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Sockadin said: I had to tattoo that thing on my leg a couple of weeks ago.:
Is that for when they come ‘a’ testin’?
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Smartattack]
#26691228 - 05/23/20 08:48 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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That is Epic 
What is the "Planet" sitting on?
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: ModularMind] 1
#26691230 - 05/23/20 08:50 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Haha.
Yeah doc! I'm covid positive! See my leg?
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Sockadin]
#26691234 - 05/23/20 08:52 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Do u really have to get a tattoo if you get the Coronavirus?
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No in just did it for fun one day.
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Sockadin]
#26691247 - 05/23/20 08:58 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Oh shit 
If only we could color those APES with red food coloring in a COVID Coronavirus Project
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So smartattack looks like you gotta run this project again with some reboys!
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Sockadin]
#26691250 - 05/23/20 09:00 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Planet of the Coronavirus! 
A lil too close to home for me
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: A.k.a]
#26691297 - 05/23/20 09:42 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Oh I still got the mold. Its definitely getting run again. Though I was thinking it might be fun to ship to somebody to try their hand at it, then they ship it off to the next person. I dont expect someone to actually buy a set cuz the stupid things are like $50.
Still trying to come up with a practical use once Im off this boat. I certainly dont want what they are intended for.
And I also got no issue with staining fruits with food coloring. But if it does trich out, Id say death star will be the theme this time. Im also considering maybe throwing the whole menu at it next time. Like a quart of APE, a quart of GT, a quart of Rustys, and a quart of melmac. That could get weird fast.
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Smartattack]
#26691314 - 05/23/20 09:51 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Weird is good.
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: gizmo1] 1
#26692030 - 05/24/20 08:03 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Just claim one of gizmos syringes.
If it trichs out it’ll really look like a planet.
It’d be funny to make a bigger mesh ball that goes around that one so you could just roll it around without hurting the mushrooms.
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: A.k.a] 5
#26695842 - 05/25/20 09:47 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Today's update:
Cut out what turned out to in fact be a trich spot....surprise surprise. All in all doing ok. I realize cutting out contam is noob central station but all I'm trying to do is buy some time till finish here which is just a few days out. Plus now it does feature the super-laser divot... 
Pick a fucking theme here man...



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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Smartattack] 1
#26695844 - 05/25/20 09:48 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Haha yes! Maybe next time raise it up on some kind of ring shaped mount.
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: eatyualive] 2
#26695848 - 05/25/20 09:52 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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that’s a ball of awesome right char! Pretty funny it needed the death star divot after all
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: eatyualive] 1
#26695860 - 05/25/20 10:01 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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eatyualive said: Haha yes! Maybe next time raise it up on some kind of ring shaped mount.
It kind of is, if balancing on a round topped glad container counts?
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Smartattack] 1
#26695866 - 05/25/20 10:08 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Eats turn to make a toroid. Eats Doughnut.
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: ModularMind]
#26695889 - 05/25/20 10:26 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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I made two half donuts once.. kinda hard to see

Can’t even remember why lol
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: fahtster] 1
#26695958 - 05/25/20 11:25 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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fahtster said: I made two half donuts once.. kinda hard to see

Can’t even remember why lol
Faht
Why is a stupid question. It worked didn't it?
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Smartattack] 2
#26695977 - 05/25/20 11:45 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Oh yeah for sure.. I think I was playing with surface area versus substrate amount.. I too love to experiment... you learn a lot of little helpful things trying new shit. The only bad experience is the one not had.
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: fahtster]
#26695988 - 05/26/20 12:03 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Turned out awesome despite some trich!
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: fahtster]
#26695999 - 05/26/20 12:17 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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fahtster said: I made two half donuts once.. kinda hard to see

Can’t even remember why lol
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: ModularMind]
#26696453 - 05/26/20 07:37 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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That had to be the same era as making the tub surface rows of mounds like a crop field lol.
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: A.k.a]
#26696479 - 05/26/20 08:00 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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most definitely
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Smartattack]
#26696520 - 05/26/20 08:42 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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That is so cool Smart. I'm gonna try and turn that into a tattoo.
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Sockadin]
#26697510 - 05/26/20 05:08 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Seriously looking good.
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: 2Ape2] 2
#26697686 - 05/26/20 06:25 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Hopefully fruiting conditions stay good for the launch tomorrow:

yea, I'm bored also
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Smartattack]
#26697962 - 05/26/20 08:31 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: eatyualive] 1
#26698052 - 05/26/20 09:33 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'm no expert about Photoshop but that looks like some dope work.
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Smartattack]
#26698069 - 05/26/20 09:40 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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You're doing the dope work sir! Been watching and following, that sphere is hilarious, thank you lol.
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Should be a noteworthy difference for tomorrows update. Trich repair is holding strong so far!
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Smartattack]
#26698287 - 05/27/20 12:00 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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That is badass SmartAttack. It reminds me of CG graphic from a hi-tech, futuristic music video.
Also kinda looks like the Coronavrius too 
Very badass 
Someone should do a canopy version, a strain with huge caps. Would look like a Forest Jungle Planet
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5/27/20
Todays update!
Looks like Im on the second to last day of this journey. Could maybe stretch till Friday but between some of the fruits maturing and the fact that the Trich divot is also fruiting again nicely I think tomorrow will be the day. I did better than expected, but not as great as hoped...Id say that evens out to just about what it should have been!




Got what looks like some pretty heavy action going on down below, I'm pretty interested to see what happened on the very bottom inside the vented glad container that is holding it upright, Might be some true science fiction in there!


I will definitely post up tomorrow for a final look If I decide to deforest it then, Will possibly wait another day so a bit of suspense. Will also post some harvest pics as well as take a weight and see what she pumped out!!
And for some interesting Sphere FACTor
It does appear that mushrooms ( or at least my APES ) like to grow out radially from center rather than against gravity, or towards light when grown this way.
I'm finding that particularly neat.
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Smartattack] 2
#26700328 - 05/27/20 08:03 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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This is dope. Good ball of dicks if you ask me! .. still gonna grab one of these images and turn it into a shitty tattoo with your permission of course.
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#26700341 - 05/27/20 08:08 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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I’m curious how the yield is based on the amount of coir and spawn. What with the whole surface area thing.
Growing shoebox subs on a rack in an hc it seems like half the mushrooms grow straight out from there they start and half curve to face up.
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Sockadin] 2
#26700346 - 05/27/20 08:09 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Sockadin said: This is dope. Good ball of dicks if you ask me! .. still gonna grab one of these images and turn it into a shitty tattoo with your permission of course.
And if I can steal the picture of your tattoo I will perhaps use it as my avatar?
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Smartattack]
#26700422 - 05/27/20 08:44 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Smartattack] 1
#26700493 - 05/27/20 09:36 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Too cool! It seems like your apes are pretty quick to pin/fruit.. could just be me, I have a horrible sense of time. Excited to see the last pics and weight
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Smartattack]
#26700498 - 05/27/20 09:38 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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So with that trich do you think this be the only flush?
Still an amazing project!
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fahtster said: Too cool! It seems like your apes are pretty quick to pin/fruit.. could just be me, I have a horrible sense of time. Excited to see the last pics and weight
Faht
I like this culture. It is relatively quick but the fruits are on the small side. I dig it that way.
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CocaineBuffet said: So with that trich do you think this be the only flush?
Still an amazing project!
Oh yeah, the trich is on the move. Im not doing anymore excavating as it only bought me about 36 hours. Though perhaps due to the sub thickness one half may be spared? Either way, no. Its getting circular filed as soon as harvest is over. This will be revisited. And I do honestly want another bored member to step up and take the torch afterwards, Ill ship the things free.
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Smartattack]
#26700673 - 05/28/20 12:06 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Looks amazing 
Reminds me of those Chia Pet grass toy things, but with APE shrooms
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All done!!
5/28/20
Here's a few snaps in rotation:


Mean green's a poppin'


This is what was lurking at the base within the glad container, I knew it was gunna be weird!


So all in all not too shabby. 8/10...would try again 
Official final weight of wet fruits:
874 grams wet.
I of course also trim all of them before weighing rather than leaving 14 ounces of sub and oats like some folks, so this is true weight. I'm expecting just about 3 ounces dried up. Or another 14 lifetimes worth for me of

I dont typically weigh my shit for BE and all that crap so I dont have an honest comparison to my normal 4 qt tubs. I just cut, dry, put in bags, be done. I will measure my next mono and compare, my guess is that it is comparable but slightly less. I know that the trich did me no favors here either so that's a consideration. Not to mention the fact that this is a one flush wonder, which sucks because I would have like to see some 2nd flush big boys on it. She may have her final say in the compost pile though since the weather is hot as balls ATM.

Well...alrighty then. On to the next fucking thing lol.
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Smartattack] 1
#26702810 - 05/28/20 09:38 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Well done, sir 
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#26703013 - 05/28/20 11:45 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Epic stuff
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Smartattack]
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Hella dopage 
I hope u repeat again with a different strain. Maybe KSSS? Or Albinos? Golden Teachers? Large-sized Mazatepecas? The list is near endless!
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: poisoned] 2
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That was fun and I’m glad you weren’t attacked by members for trying this because you had trich. I’m hopeful that jr high shit is done! I think I’d like to see round two! 
And sock, the term ball of dicks sounds like an oxymoron
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: eatyualive]
#26704834 - 05/29/20 02:33 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yeah let's face it everyone gets contams sometimes. No reason to beat people up.
The only people who don't get contams are TC 🌈 unicorns.
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Sockadin] 1
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🌈 👩🌾
The mystical breed eludes us all.
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: eatyualive] 1
#26704891 - 05/29/20 02:56 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Trich has been a part of my life the last few months. It's in my cultures and I've been just rolling with it. Now that I got the new flow hood. Everything is being started fresh from spore again and I'm sure I'll go through another clean phase. One which will lead me back around to complacency and sloppiness which will lead back to trich lol. The circle of mycology.
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Smartattack] 2
#26704897 - 05/29/20 02:59 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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It’s the ciiiiircle, the circle of triiiiiiich
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: A.k.a] 1
#26704898 - 05/29/20 03:01 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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I don't spend too much time on the boards nowadays (limited computer time) but a friend sent me a picture of the ape globe and I fucking love it. Give for you, my friend. This is awesome.
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: A.k.a] 2
#26704899 - 05/29/20 03:01 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Even with trich, you have defeated it! Hats off.
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: eatyualive]
#26704925 - 05/29/20 03:13 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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As long as you make it your bitch
I mean you can't let fucking mold kick your ass.
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Smartattack] 1
#26704927 - 05/29/20 03:16 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Trich will always be apart of the planet of APE. Shit man maybe it is was caused it to fruit so well!
Also a FH made me lazy. Just remember,just because you have laminar flow doesn't mean your hands don't.
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Sockadin]
#26705000 - 05/29/20 03:47 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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I got a SAB. Hardly get trich. Remember old filters...I used to be a trich farmer though. I was very good at it. I’d say it’s easy as fuck as my balls easier than growing cubes or oysters.
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: eatyualive]
#26705049 - 05/29/20 04:09 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Hahaha.
It's funny. I never saw the shit once for at least like 50-60 tubs. And up till now all my shit was done with a furnace filter flow hood. It worked, but 1-2 minute control plates were the best I could get with it. Did a full open plate for 2 hours in my new one no problem. Pretty big difference. I'm pretty confident my technique in combination with that should kill my problems. Not to mention my new hood is no longer in my fruiting room with occasional green tubs.
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Smartattack]
#26711280 - 06/01/20 11:19 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Very nice work Smarts!! I appreciate you man
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Wolfenstein]
#26711350 - 06/01/20 11:57 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Trusted Baller. An awesome grow smart
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Hmm, I kinda like this idea.
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: jcby] 1
#26726947 - 06/07/20 04:09 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Really fuckin cool to see this in real life. I actually considered trying something just like this a couple years ago after a schizophrenic user named My Elysium Trips shared his vision of floating or hanging mushroom substrate balls(he preferred floating, of course, via a magnetic system of some sort). I believe that in Mr Trip's vision, they would be suspended in a fruiting room with walls made entirely of glass, with nothing but the suspended shroom orbs inside
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Magneto levitation you say?
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Smartattack] 3
#26727174 - 06/07/20 05:46 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Apples in Mono
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: LadysKnight] 1
#26727189 - 06/07/20 05:53 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Episode 2
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Im still undecided about EP 2.
I know I need some time as Im suddenly crazy busy now. But when I do, its a toss up between running it with rusty whytes or see how my new melmaks work. I think that could be interesting. Also thinking a cocktail might be the way to roll. Maybe I need to poll it.
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Smartattack]
#26727345 - 06/07/20 06:59 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Ooh- yeah. Tough choice
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That was riveting. Hope this inspires more creatively driven grows. Like you said, one grow and you’ve got your lifetime supply. Once that’s done may as well fuck around and have some fun with it, rather than whipping out your calculator and making sure you squeezed every last penny out of your cheap AF supplies.
Now you got me lookin around the house for shit...
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Quote:
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Now you got me lookin around the house for shit...
Thats the spirit. Unfortunately I did the same thing and still ended up ordering random stupid shit from the internet.
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Thats so fucking sick!
If you put a magnetic core inside the coir-grain planet, it might just float on a electromagnet!
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If you put a magnetic core in it you might have a real planet! Haha
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Sockadin] 2
#26728324 - 06/08/20 07:42 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Anyone here tight with Elon? Maybe we can get the thing shipped up on the next launch and set into an orbit?
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Smartattack] 2
#26728664 - 06/08/20 10:47 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Sounds like a perfect Starship test payload
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: poisoned] 2
#26730347 - 06/09/20 12:53 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Shroomery Teks circa 2120
"I'm about to head out to lower orbit to harvest these dicks."
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LEO is so 2108, GSO is what everyone's doing these days.
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: poisoned] 2
#26730417 - 06/09/20 02:18 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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*Low EARTH orbit.
Noobz. Can't even get the terminology of their outdated teks right
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ASS+
Got that albino space station shit son.
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Smartattack] 1
#26758980 - 06/20/20 02:02 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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really inspiring experiment! thanks for doing this
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Smartattack]
#26988605 - 10/16/20 02:44 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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+1 for the eternal expansion of the Shroomiverse. Epic grow Smartattack!
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wow I'm impressed, I wanna get a print of this and make a big ole poster of it for the shroom room
one of the coolest things ive seen this year, bravo sir!
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: falconman]
#27180218 - 02/01/21 03:07 AM (2 years, 11 months ago) |
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Amazing!
Eagerly awaiting episode 2!
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I am watching this thread with interest :> Though I guess you can't really understand APE mode without getting your hands on it yourself :/
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Mycanthrope]
#27212277 - 02/18/21 12:59 AM (2 years, 11 months ago) |
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@smartattack is that a ball of APE in your sig? I’ve never seen a colonized substrate in a ball like that, looks neat.
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Quote:
MadHatter333 said: @smartattack is that a ball of APE in your sig? I’ve never seen a colonized substrate in a ball like that, looks neat.
bruh go through this thread, its his grow for it. insanity
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: falconman]
#27212300 - 02/18/21 01:48 AM (2 years, 11 months ago) |
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This is nucking futs!
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It's fucking sweet as balls. I love this shit. Quite possibly the coolest thing i've ever seen (and i've seen some shit.... try sailing through a sea of glowing jellyfish while whales and dolphins play in the bioluminescent sparkles so far from land that there is no light pollution on a moonless night. Yeah, That white dick ball might be better)
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Lol, white dick ball! Sounds like you’ve had some great experiences, I’m jelly! Always wanted to go scuba diving somewhere tropical. I love aquatic life and have two fish tanks and a couple axolotls. Love me some aquatic life
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Yeah. I lived on the seas for a while and fell madly in love with the ocean. Nothing quite like looking a whale thrice the size of your boat dead in the eye. Second craziest eye contact of my life.
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I read through this entire thread just to say that the quote below from the first page made me laugh out loud real hard last night. I was so tired and kind of sad from some bullshit. If I had been drinking coffee it would have been spewed. All that to say, Bravo on the Dick Star!! I love the attitude and the creativity. Following future grow logs and other insanity fasho.
"So we all grow mushrooms, and since we grow mushrooms - we have mushrooms. Since we have mushrooms - we eat mushrooms. Since we eat mushrooms - we trip ballz. Finally since we trip ballz - we think fucked up shit that nobody even remotely square will ever give two fucks about even when the stars align." - Smartattack
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Wow that was a fun one 🤣. What’s next topiaries like they have at Disney? Sorta like making a chia pet out of shrooms lol. Well done man well done.
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Lovage]
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Lovage said: Wow that was a fun one 🤣. What’s next topiaries like they have at Disney? Sorta like making a chia pet out of shrooms lol. Well done man well done.
Damn, 1 year anniversary almost to the day that I set that thing in its fruiting tub.
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Smartattack]
#27313096 - 05/17/21 11:10 PM (2 years, 8 months ago) |
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How about.....
Ep 2?
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Nimpo]
#27313141 - 05/18/21 01:14 AM (2 years, 8 months ago) |
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I don't know how I missed this!
I thought you were already doing cool sh1t with your giveaways and helping people out with their grows.
This is one of the funnest and coolest ideas Ive seen. Good job and DOPE idea!
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Atomsplit]
#27313388 - 05/18/21 07:23 AM (2 years, 8 months ago) |
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Man time goes so fast.
I clearly remember this like it was a month ago.
Beachball size anniversary planet???
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: A.k.a]
#27317596 - 05/21/21 01:39 PM (2 years, 8 months ago) |
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This is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
You have given me just another thing to look forward to....
Themed grows
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Re: PLANET OF THE APES: EP 1. [Re: Nimpo]
#27317607 - 05/21/21 01:49 PM (2 years, 8 months ago) |
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Wow those look awesome@!
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