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I made a wish. * 7
    #26615370 - 04/20/20 01:21 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

My Spirit Guide called me to him just now and made me the offer to make a wish, any wish, and he would make it so for me.

I asked for Humanity to reach a state of Unity as fast as possible, that enables us to save as much of the life of earth as possible in such a way that we would spread it among the stars through starbases and (terraformed) planets.

He told me he'd make it so and told me that COVID-19 will now have a markedly lower death toll that 500 million and that the limited nuclear exchange between the US and Russia will not happen - for me.

He reminded me we live in the many worlds multiverse where both outcomes (humanity becoming extinct and becoming an interstellar society) are equally valid and they will both manifest from the Void of All Things, but that I basically "hopped from the extinction bus onto the galactic society bus."

I asked him what I should do to make it so.

He said, "with your wish, you just did. Your hopes and dreams, fears and doubts, make you navigate the Many Worlds Multiverse."

Awe.






Guys, if in your world the death toll of COVID-19 reaches 500 million in the next 2 years, get the fuck out of the USA or Russia right away. I'll be there with you, just not the same instance of me as the one writing this now.


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Re: I made a wish. [Re: Asante]
    #26615405 - 04/20/20 01:35 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Great movie.


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Re: I made a wish. [Re: Whyterye]
    #26615407 - 04/20/20 01:35 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Sure was :smile:


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Re: I made a wish. [Re: Whyterye]
    #26615409 - 04/20/20 01:36 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

:rockon:


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Re: I made a wish. [Re: Asante] * 2
    #26615417 - 04/20/20 01:40 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Coulda had  infinite wishes.:angrykidface:


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Re: I made a wish. [Re: Asante]
    #26615483 - 04/20/20 02:08 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

My wife and I asked the I Ching how we should approach life once everything starts to open back up, since we live with a few higher-risk people and have a lot of decisions to make once she can't work from home anymore and I need to return to work/school. Interesting response. I'm never one to believe much in these things, but giving way to a little positivity can't hurt. The I Ching has been eerily spot on in the few times I've used it in the past.




If you can't see the pics, essentially the answer was once we go back to school/work, the period of darkness will be over and there's a whole lot of good to come, but a lot of it will come only through inner work. It also says to not take on too much too soon and opt for smaller projects instead, which is pretty relevant when we were weighing whether to start construction on our house when things open up or not.


Edited by feevers (04/20/20 02:14 PM)


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Re: I made a wish. [Re: Asante] * 1
    #26615516 - 04/20/20 02:17 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

but can you blow away COVID 19 with the wind of god?


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Re: I made a wish. [Re: Envix]
    #26615548 - 04/20/20 02:26 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Envix said:
but can you blow away COVID 19 with the wind of god?




COVID-19 IS the wind of God.

With my wish I had bigger fish to fry.


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Re: I made a wish. [Re: Asante]
    #26616220 - 04/20/20 08:04 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Thank you :sun: :heart:


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Re: I made a wish. [Re: Larabar] * 2
    #26616236 - 04/20/20 08:11 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Beutiful wish.




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Re: I made a wish. [Re: Asante]
    #26616251 - 04/20/20 08:15 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Asante said:
Quote:

Envix said:
but can you blow away COVID 19 with the wind of god?




COVID-19 IS the wind of God.

With my wish I had bigger fish to fry.




It's nice to seem some aspects of humans never change, like fairy tales.

If God is real, ask why make life to begin with? Seems like God was drunk at that point.


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Re: I made a wish. [Re: watermelon mon] * 1
    #26616473 - 04/20/20 09:55 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

feevers said:
My wife and I asked the I Ching how we should approach life once everything starts to open back up, since we live with a few higher-risk people and have a lot of decisions to make once she can't work from home anymore and I need to return to work/school. Interesting response. I'm never one to believe much in these things, but giving way to a little positivity can't hurt. The I Ching has been eerily spot on in the few times I've used it in the past.




If you can't see the pics, essentially the answer was once we go back to school/work, the period of darkness will be over and there's a whole lot of good to come, but a lot of it will come only through inner work. It also says to not take on too much too soon and opt for smaller projects instead, which is pretty relevant when we were weighing whether to start construction on our house when things open up or not.



Quote:

Larabar said:
Thank you :sun: :heart:



Quote:

watermelon mon said:
Beutiful wish.







4real good looking out Asante! :heart:


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Re: I made a wish. [Re: Asante] * 2
    #26616479 - 04/20/20 09:59 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

This is the same Spirit Guide that told you about an impending nuclear crisis that will kill tens if not hundreds of millions
and you didn't wish for that to not happen?

Next time he better tell you the nuke is headed for your hometown

:witch:


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Re: I made a wish. [Re: Tantrika]
    #26616487 - 04/20/20 10:09 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Edit: I've been enough of an ass today. Carry on.


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Re: I made a wish. [Re: zZZz] * 1
    #26616493 - 04/20/20 10:13 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

zZZz said:
Quote:

feevers said:
My wife and I asked the I Ching how we should approach life once everything starts to open back up, since we live with a few higher-risk people and have a lot of decisions to make once she can't work from home anymore and I need to return to work/school. Interesting response. I'm never one to believe much in these things, but giving way to a little positivity can't hurt. The I Ching has been eerily spot on in the few times I've used it in the past.




If you can't see the pics, essentially the answer was once we go back to school/work, the period of darkness will be over and there's a whole lot of good to come, but a lot of it will come only through inner work. It also says to not take on too much too soon and opt for smaller projects instead, which is pretty relevant when we were weighing whether to start construction on our house when things open up or not.



Quote:

Larabar said:
Thank you :sun: :heart:



Quote:

watermelon mon said:
Beutiful wish.







4real good looking out Asante! :heart:




zZZz :iloveyou:


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Re: I made a wish. [Re: spirit_shadow] * 2
    #26616494 - 04/20/20 10:14 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

spirit_shadow said:
Edit: I've been enough of an ass today. Carry on.




I don't care to see it stopped
I care to see Asante live with the reprecussion of the prediction he made
rather than mask it with "well, if it didn't happen you're just in the universe my Spirit Guide moved me into for safety!"

At the very least, hopefully his Guide's trickster nature kicks in
and every rendition of Asante that was due to witness nuclear fire ends up dying from Covid before it happens
while this one with us has to live with the weight of killing off thousands of his other selves to make this version of himself feel more unified as an individual who doesn't witness the bombs

:lookslucrative:


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Re: I made a wish. [Re: Tantrika]
    #26616495 - 04/20/20 10:16 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)



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Re: I made a wish. [Re: Tantrika]
    #26616511 - 04/20/20 10:22 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Tantrika said:
Quote:

spirit_shadow said:
Edit: I've been enough of an ass today. Carry on.




I don't care to see it stopped
I care to see Asante live with the reprecussion of the prediction he made
rather than mask it with "well, if it didn't happen you're just in the universe my Spirit Guide moved me into for safety!"

At the very least, hopefully his Guide's trickster nature kicks in
and every rendition of Asante that was due to witness nuclear fire ends up dying from Covid before it happens
while this one with us has to live with the weight of killing off thousands of his other selves to make this version of himself feel more unified as an individual who doesn't witness the bombs

:lookslucrative:



I’d rather let him believe his “spirit guide” is real and let him stay in the dream world.


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Re: I made a wish. [Re: Thanatos10] * 1
    #26616533 - 04/20/20 10:35 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Thanatos10 said:
Quote:

Tantrika said:
Quote:

spirit_shadow said:
Edit: I've been enough of an ass today. Carry on.




I don't care to see it stopped
I care to see Asante live with the reprecussion of the prediction he made
rather than mask it with "well, if it didn't happen you're just in the universe my Spirit Guide moved me into for safety!"

At the very least, hopefully his Guide's trickster nature kicks in
and every rendition of Asante that was due to witness nuclear fire ends up dying from Covid before it happens
while this one with us has to live with the weight of killing off thousands of his other selves to make this version of himself feel more unified as an individual who doesn't witness the bombs

:lookslucrative:



I’d rather let him believe his “spirit guide” is real and let him stay in the dream world.




ehhhh,
real or not, he has spoken a lot lately about accepting darkness as necessary for growth and balancing the light
and now he is saying that because he had a happy wish to altruistically help humanity, his spirit guide moved him to a universe where he will not have to witness the suffering he expected to, in order to take part in accelerated progress

so the darkness and foulness balancing life are to be the concerns of some other Asante,
or, perhaps a Wiccan_Seeker being prodded by a SweatLeafSamadhi in a universe where Shroomery never implemented name changes
:strokebeard3:


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Re: I made a wish. [Re: Tantrika] * 1
    #26616544 - 04/20/20 10:43 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Tantrika said:
Quote:

Thanatos10 said:
Quote:

Tantrika said:
Quote:

spirit_shadow said:
Edit: I've been enough of an ass today. Carry on.




I don't care to see it stopped
I care to see Asante live with the reprecussion of the prediction he made
rather than mask it with "well, if it didn't happen you're just in the universe my Spirit Guide moved me into for safety!"

At the very least, hopefully his Guide's trickster nature kicks in
and every rendition of Asante that was due to witness nuclear fire ends up dying from Covid before it happens
while this one with us has to live with the weight of killing off thousands of his other selves to make this version of himself feel more unified as an individual who doesn't witness the bombs

:lookslucrative:



I’d rather let him believe his “spirit guide” is real and let him stay in the dream world.




ehhhh,
real or not, he has spoken a lot lately about accepting darkness as necessary for growth and balancing the light
and now he is saying that because he had a happy wish to altruistically help humanity, his spirit guide moved him to a universe where he will not have to witness the suffering he expected to, in order to take part in accelerated progress

so the darkness and foulness balancing life are to be the concerns of some other Asante,
or, perhaps a Wiccan_Seeker being prodded by a SweatLeafSamadhi in a universe where Shroomery never implemented name changes
:strokebeard3:




:lol:

Reminds me of that series Devs I just watched on Hulu. It's basically a multiverse where there's like an infinite number of realities/worlds that we occupy. And this one we're in now is just one of zillion.

:mindblown:

who the hell knows maybe there's a world/universe on the other end of the spectrum where zZZz tells everyone that he hates them :wink:


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