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InvisibleAsante
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The body is a pump. * 4
    #26613631 - 04/19/20 07:05 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

The body is a pump.

Your breath and bowels pump air and foods, your heart pumps blood, your muscles pump in your locomotion, contracting, expanding, your senses pump sensory input into neuronal output that the neurons pump between them, and back out again in words and actions.

the body is a pump.


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Re: The body is a pump. [Re: Asante]
    #26613642 - 04/19/20 07:09 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I really learned about sphincters. I mean, I had heard it referenced - don't push to hard you will blow your sphincter. Well, I think I am talking correctly, but you may need to wikipedia. Anyway, it came up because a friend of mine pees herself a bit when laughing really hard. I guess you can wear out your sphincters.

So, interesting thought about the pump. What can we do to increase the output!  :stirthepot:


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Re: The body is a pump. [Re: AroundtheSon]
    #26613660 - 04/19/20 07:17 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Your lungs are the only pump in your body that has a fully automatic mode as well as a manual override switch where you can control your own rate and depth of pumping.


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Re: The body is a pump. [Re: FrancoAmerican]
    #26613668 - 04/19/20 07:23 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

FrancoAmerican said:
Your lungs are the only pump in your body that has a fully automatic mode as well as a manual override switch where you can control your own rate and depth of pumping.




Listen to this guy, he's a nurse and knows everything.


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The Italian researchers’ findings, published by the INT’s scientific magazine Tumori Journal, show 11.6% of 959 healthy volunteers enrolled in a lung cancer screening trial between September 2019 and March 2020 had developed coronavirus antibodies well before February.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-italy-timing-idUSKBN27V0KF

This online first version has been peer-reviewed, accepted and edited,  but not formatted and finalized with corrections from authors and proofreaders

https://www.icandecide.org/


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Re: The body is a pump. [Re: HamHead]
    #26613683 - 04/19/20 07:29 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Why do I suddenly smell sarcasm. I must know the guy that knows everything - will you be my ally?


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Re: The body is a pump. [Re: Asante] * 1
    #26613687 - 04/19/20 07:30 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Asante said:

the body is a punp.



:derdance:


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Re: The body is a pump. [Re: AroundtheSon]
    #26613688 - 04/19/20 07:31 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

AroundtheSon said:
Why do I suddenly smell sarcasm. I must know the guy that knows everything - will you be my ally?




Only if you believe in magical unicorns and sasquatches riding horses.


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The Italian researchers’ findings, published by the INT’s scientific magazine Tumori Journal, show 11.6% of 959 healthy volunteers enrolled in a lung cancer screening trial between September 2019 and March 2020 had developed coronavirus antibodies well before February.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-italy-timing-idUSKBN27V0KF

This online first version has been peer-reviewed, accepted and edited,  but not formatted and finalized with corrections from authors and proofreaders

https://www.icandecide.org/


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Re: The body is a pump. [Re: HamHead]
    #26613695 - 04/19/20 07:34 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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Edited by Mandarinfish (07/23/20 04:21 PM)


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Re: The body is a pump. [Re: HamHead] * 1
    #26613699 - 04/19/20 07:35 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

And that's a no for me, dawg.


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Re: The body is a pump. [Re: AroundtheSon] * 3
    #26613723 - 04/19/20 07:44 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

it is fascinating to me that all of life essentially boils down to the way molecules behave in water.


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Re: The body is a pump. [Re: morrowasted]
    #26613728 - 04/19/20 07:46 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

It is written, from water you were conceived, and unto water you shall return to the mothership.


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Re: The body is a pump. [Re: Asante] * 1
    #26613777 - 04/19/20 08:05 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

:iloveyou:


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Re: The body is a pump. [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
    #26613779 - 04/19/20 08:06 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Spicemaster said:
Quote:

Asante said:

the body is a punp.



:derdance:




:snacktime:  :spideysplooge:


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Re: The body is a pump. [Re: Asante]
    #26613911 - 04/19/20 09:20 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Asante said:
The body is a pump.




:utterconfusion:  :congrats:


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Re: The body is a pump. [Re: LikeMyc] * 2
    #26613939 - 04/19/20 09:36 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)



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Re: The body is a pump. [Re: HamHead]
    #26614288 - 04/20/20 03:41 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

HamHead said:
Quote:

FrancoAmerican said:
Your lungs are the only pump in your body that has a fully automatic mode as well as a manual override switch where you can control your own rate and depth of pumping.




Listen to this guy, he's a nurse and knows everything.





Listen to this guy. He is to embarrassed to state his profession or where his lack of knowledge comes from. Although, he is shook to the point that he needs to troll me wherever I go...

Butthurt isn’t a good look for you hamhead.

What’s even worse is you keep Butt-hurting yourself...


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Re: The body is a pump. [Re: Asante]
    #26614305 - 04/20/20 04:10 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Asante said:
The body is a pump.

Your breath and bowels pump air and foods, your heart pumps blood, your muscles pump in your locomotion, contracting, expanding, your senses pump sensory input into neuronal output that the neurons pump between them, and back out again in words and actions.

the body is a punp.




:kenthumbup:

Correct! :sunny:


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Re: The body is a pump. [Re: Loaded Shaman] * 1
    #26614363 - 04/20/20 05:08 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I had this insight last night when my health felt very bleh, circulatory disturbance.

My Spirit Guide advised me, after so much lockdown inactivity, to hop on my bicycle and cycle a a good bit fast to give me some cardio. "Let your heart pump the blood and your muscles pump your lymphatic fluids, the body is a system of interconnected pumps you see? You need to let the main pump, locomotion, pump so that the other minor pumps can start up again. It doesn't really matter how far you go as you do it fast, its to give your pumps momentum, your body is grinding to a halt."

I did so, pondering that, and lo! behold! it worked wonders.


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Re: The body is a pump. [Re: Asante] * 1
    #26614366 - 04/20/20 05:10 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Your Spirit Guide gives good info! Stay in motion! I workout daily at 6:00 AM. That sets the tone for my day. Good blood and chemicals PUMPING through my blood, brain, and body. I notice synchronicity picks up when I'm in motion like that. All is One on the highest levels; stay in tune and pump your body! :sunny:


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Re: The body is a pump. [Re: Loaded Shaman]
    #26614483 - 04/20/20 06:54 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Are you sure your spirit guide isn't just your conscious?


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