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Re: I saw a fucking bed bug at work [Re: crackbaby] * 1
    #26606907 - 04/16/20 10:32 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Not to mention the Giant Asian Killer Hornets that showed up in the US the same time as Covid.

It’s like humanity got a grip on all the big critters of the world, so the tiny ones are now fucking us up.

Looks like we’re in for a future that looks like Starship Troopers / Blue Gender.

            :kranglol:  :earlycuyler:


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Re: I saw a fucking bed bug at work [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #26606919 - 04/16/20 10:40 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

We really do kind of deserve it though.


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Re: I saw a fucking bed bug at work [Re: pirate-blues]
    #26606935 - 04/16/20 10:51 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Insects live in a world that we can’t quite get on the same wavelength any more in terms of sensing the world like they do, like we evolved or developed out of it.  Back in the early hominid days maybe... if ya know what I mean.  Like a primal world of mud and guts  and green plants and crazy alien bugs doing gods work without question.  Crazy mutant mystical bugs.

Derp derp


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Re: I saw a fucking bed bug at work [Re: The Blind Ass] * 1
    #26606950 - 04/16/20 11:05 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Anybody remember mitchnast's bedbug farms for sale?...and the stencils he made for feeding them through, so that when you put the mesh they were behiND up to your skin, the nibbles would make that shape?:lol:
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Re: I saw a fucking bed bug at work [Re: Niffla]
    #26607039 - 04/17/20 12:21 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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Niffla said:


By the way bed bug hitman is a highly underrated gig, as far as pay goes anyway, that neighbor of mine did both the spray treatment and the renowned and much more expensive (and deadly) heat treatment. Dude his heat treatment would run like $1,200 bucks and that was for a small place.




Long term exposure to that poison can't be good for you. My building is paranoid about them and i always chat with the bug guy on the yearly inspection. They used to use DDT and almost wiped them out but that shit was terrible for the environment and they banned it and nothing is as effective. The bug guy will always have a job, they found bed bug carcasses in the tombs of the pharaohs they have always been sucking off us


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Re: I saw a fucking bed bug at work [Re: viraldrome]
    #26607052 - 04/17/20 12:34 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Yeah, I noticed that since a few more things were banned in the last 5ish years, that the rat problem got worse.


At my old place(not the one I mentioned here, another one that had it's fair share of other problems) I used to hear the rats literally shrieking in the courtyard my apartment faced at night.



As crazy as it sounds I would trade it off for a ban on the really harmful stuff. I've listened to too much Joni Mitchell. But then again, they never made it inside, I just had to dodge them (and the cockroaches that would crawl up out of the sewer on warm nights) while taking the trash out.


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Re: I saw a fucking bed bug at work [Re: pirate-blues]
    #26607065 - 04/17/20 12:54 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I have a friend that experienced satori after being bitten by a flea in a shoddy infested apartment.  One of a kind man.


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Re: I saw a fucking bed bug at work [Re: The Blind Ass] * 1
    #26607449 - 04/17/20 08:08 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

good morning bed bugs

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