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I saw a fucking bed bug at work
    #26606156 - 04/16/20 04:29 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

In the fuckin restroom. On the damn wall. And it was 100% a bed bug. I know exactly what they look like because my former neighbor was an exterminator and I used to talk with him and I know probably a lot more about bed bugs than the average.

I shoulda fucking kept the little fuck alive and put his ass in a zip lock bag so I could show him to someone at the building. Instead my dumb ass killed him and then flushed him out of instinct.

This little fucker was on the first floor. Probably like, idk, 30 feet from my desk. And these little sons of bitches don't come out during the day (they're nocturnal) unless there's probably an infestation. And usually they pretty much solely live in like couches...beds obviously...chairs. Shit like that where humans will attach themselves to for long periods. You know, so those assholes can feed.

What the fuck was one doing in the restroom??

Anyway I'm worried now. I'm paranoid as fuck because I take my backpack in there everyday. I searched my bag inside out just now but still. Fuck. I've worked at this building for a couple of years now and this is the first time I've seen one. In fact this is the first time I've seen one anywhere.


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Re: I saw a fucking bed bug at work [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #26606162 - 04/16/20 04:33 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Nah, probably a toilet-bug. Its spring after all :shrug:


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Re: I saw a fucking bed bug at work [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #26606167 - 04/16/20 04:36 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Might have been a cake bug,  Are there any bakeries in the area?


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Re: I saw a fucking bed bug at work [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #26606168 - 04/16/20 04:37 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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Nah, probably a toilet-bug. Its spring after all :shrug:




naw man I swear it was one thousand percent this right here



I got a really really good look at it.


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Re: I saw a fucking bed bug at work [Re: 1234go]
    #26606170 - 04/16/20 04:37 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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Might have been a cake bug,  Are there any bakeries in the area?




nope


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    #26606173 - 04/16/20 04:38 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)



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    #26606177 - 04/16/20 04:40 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)



Probably a bat bug

Beter self quarantine for two weeks now


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Re: I saw a fucking bed bug at work [Re: 1234go]
    #26606181 - 04/16/20 04:41 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

wait what the fuck is a cake bug

:joneswtf:


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Re: I saw a fucking bed bug at work [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #26606183 - 04/16/20 04:42 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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Probably a bat bug

Beter self quarantine for two weeks now




Right after my encounter I googled "bugs that look like bed bugs" and bat bugs came up first.

But bat bugs only live near bats...so unless our building has bats then that would rule bat bugs out.


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Re: I saw a fucking bed bug at work [Re: Niffla]
    #26606186 - 04/16/20 04:46 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Any chance it was a pubic crab?



Or was it definitely a bed bug?


Had bed bugs a long time ago. Had to toss all the furniture and move the fuck out. Apartment complex I was at couldn't gain control of them.


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    #26606187 - 04/16/20 04:48 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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wait what the fuck is a cake bug

:joneswtf:





They live in bags of flour.  Skip to about 1:05



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Re: I saw a fucking bed bug at work [Re: PatrickKn]
    #26606188 - 04/16/20 04:48 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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Any chance it was a pubic crab?



Or was it definitely a bed bug?


Had bed bugs a long time ago. Had to toss all the furniture and move the fuck out. Apartment complex I was at couldn't gain control of them.




Nope, it wasn't a pube crab or a tick, it was 1 billion percent that pic I posted up above. I know some of these things look similar and they're small but I am so sure I would testify this in the mf'n supreme court


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Re: I saw a fucking bed bug at work [Re: 1234go]
    #26606193 - 04/16/20 04:50 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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Quote:

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wait what the fuck is a cake bug

:joneswtf:





They live in bags of flour.  Skip to about 1:05






:wellthatsweird:


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Re: I saw a fucking bed bug at work [Re: PatrickKn] * 4
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    #26606197 - 04/16/20 04:52 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

that former neighbor exterminator dude told me some horror stories that would make your skin crawl about these things

I am freaking out



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Re: I saw a fucking bed bug at work [Re: Niffla]
    #26606200 - 04/16/20 04:54 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I stayed over night in a place that had them. I woke up with hundreds of bites all over my body. I had to get steroid treatment from a dermatologist. It was 5x as itchy as a mosquito bite, but everywhere.


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Re: I saw a fucking bed bug at work [Re: morrowasted]
    #26606207 - 04/16/20 04:58 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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I stayed over night in a place that had them. I once woke up with hundreds of bites all over my body. I had to get steroid treatment from a dermatologist.




they are vile little vampires who exist to feed off your blood

They prey on us. Those bed bugs at that place that had them where you stayed, as soon as you passed out they were marching in a beeline right to you. They assuredly lived right under the mattress or in the bed frame.

By the way bed bug hitman is a highly underrated gig, as far as pay goes anyway, that neighbor of mine did both the spray treatment and the renowned and much more expensive (and deadly) heat treatment. Dude his heat treatment would run like $1,200 bucks and that was for a small place.


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Re: I saw a fucking bed bug at work [Re: Niffla]
    #26606211 - 04/16/20 05:01 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

But yeah anyway he told me stories about infestations so bad that they were falling from the ceiling at some places.

Yikes.

He showed me this one video of a infestation in...I think it was NY. That video would give you nightmares. Let me see if I can find it.


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    #26606214 - 04/16/20 05:03 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

If you see one there's a hundred more. Bed bugs fucking suck. When you see one tomorrow capture that fucker.


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    #26606229 - 04/16/20 05:11 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Listen to me, listen to me good, and listen to me now.





Burn the whole place to the ground.



When I was around 18/19 I lived in an absolute shit hole of a row home in North Philly because I wanted to feel independent and moved out on a whim. The washing machine would only work if the bathroom light was on, the wiring was fucked, everything was fucked, I didn't have a lease, I moved in with friend's from highschool who were the only people I knew in town at that time. Our neighbors who we shared a wall with had bedbugs, and I cannot begin to describe the nightmare that was the 3 months I spent in that place. I was an intern that summer, and was trying to figure out whether to buy toothpaste or food. We had no AC to speak of and it was 100 degrees and humid as fuck that summer, even at night. I couldn't afford curtains or blinds. There was a nursing home right behind me and I just remember laying in bed buck naked, not giving any shits about giving the neighbors, the old folks, or the cameras at the nursing home that were pointed directly at our windows a show, because it was so hot and miserable. We also sprayed poison fucking everywhere, sprinkled powder everywhere, moved furniture away from the wall. And this was life.

Those fuckers still got in and were the icing on top of the shittiest cake imagineable. I left my bed and moved the fuck out. Washed all my fabrics on the hottest setting possible, and luckily escaped them. But I still have flashbacks to that place. I remember my roommate saw a nice looking table on the curb a few years back and wanted to take it and I flipped shit and absolutely forbid it. They can also jump from other people's clothing to yours - so riding public transportation for me is always an exercise in paranoia. But I've never had issues with them again.



Burn it down.



Or maybe demand a fucking exterminator.


Though I think they can only really be killed with heat.


In the meantime there are some mitigation efforts you can take, but they involve stripping down outside, putting all your shit in bags, and washing them on hot.


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