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We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus * 13
    #26605162 - 04/16/20 08:26 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

In the last 24 hrs we have seen an unprecedented spike of zZZz like behavior that has led to a massive overload of :iloveyou:

According to high level sources zZZz isn't even human but instead a biological experiment that is capable of logging in and out of websites, can form short thoughts but whose main objective is to spread massive and dangerous levels of love. zZZz was being studied at a low level clearance lab in an undisclosed location (although there is a credible rumor his orgin and trail leads back to a zip code in Hoboken, New Jersey) but escaped and has now already infected multiple posters here at the shroomery.

Obviously a task force of experts needs to be formed on how to combat this, but in the meantime I suggest that this forum go on full lockdown quarantine so we can contain zZZz, 1234go, and Magneta only to the pub. And who knows who else has already been infected but don't even know it.

Limit them to only here because if you let them roam free the other sub-forums here will be subject to infection and the CDC projects in less than 30 days this entire board from top to bottom will be nothing but :iloveyou: posts and everything we have done to build the greatest psychedelic mushroom site the earth has ever known will be gone as we know it.

We must act now.

Anybody else have suggestions on how to contain the spread and flatten the curve?



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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: Niffla] * 5
    #26605164 - 04/16/20 08:27 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Treana now confirmed infected. We are now up to 3 confirmed cases.


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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: Niffla] * 6
    #26605165 - 04/16/20 08:27 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

stay blessed y'all :iloveyou: :heart:


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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: deff] * 6
    #26605171 - 04/16/20 08:28 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

deff confirmed infected

Confirmed cases: 4


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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: deff] * 5
    #26605172 - 04/16/20 08:29 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I  will kill all happiness which will eliminate the love.

Problem solved.


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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: Patlal] * 2
    #26605175 - 04/16/20 08:30 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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I  will kill all happiness which will eliminate the love.

Problem solved.




Pat you are now authorized to shoot on site

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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: Patlal] * 6
    #26605177 - 04/16/20 08:30 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I :heart: golf and :iloveyou:


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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: Magenta] * 3
    #26605179 - 04/16/20 08:31 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Shroom_guy4 confirmed

5 cases


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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: Patlal] * 2
    #26605180 - 04/16/20 08:31 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: Magenta] * 2
    #26605181 - 04/16/20 08:31 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Niffla said:
In the last 24 hrs we have seen an unprecedented spike of zZZz like behavior that has led to a massive overload of :iloveyou:

According to high level sources zZZz isn't even human but instead a biological experiment that is capable of logging in and out of websites, can form short thoughts but whose main objective is to spread massive and dangerous levels of love. zZZz was being studied at a low level clearance lab in an undisclosed location (although there is a credible rumor his orgin and trail leads back to a zip code in Hoboken, New Jersey) but escaped and has now already infected multiple posters here at the shroomery.

Obviously a task force of experts needs to be formed on how to combat this, but in the meantime I suggest that this forum go on full lockdown quarantine so we can contain zZZz, 1234go, and Magneta only to the pub. And who knows who else has already been infected but don't even know it.

Limit them to only here because if you let them roam free the other sub-forums here will be subject to infection and the CDC projects in less than 30 days this entire board from top to bottom will be nothing but :iloveyou: posts and everything we have done to build the greatest psychedelic mushroom site the earth has ever known will be gone as we know it.

We must act now.

Anybody else have suggestions on how to contain the spread and flatten the curve?





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stay blessed y'all :iloveyou: :heart:



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I :heart: golf and :iloveyou:





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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: 1234go] * 3
    #26605182 - 04/16/20 08:32 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Watermelon mon confirmed infected

Cases: 6


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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: Niffla] * 5
    #26605192 - 04/16/20 08:34 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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Watermelon mon confirmed infected

Cases: 6




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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: 1234go] * 5
    #26605198 - 04/16/20 08:37 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Don't dwell on hate brothers. Let luv in! :loveheart:


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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: 1234go] * 8
    #26605200 - 04/16/20 08:38 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)



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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: Niffla] * 4
    #26605213 - 04/16/20 08:42 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Please shut down all non-essential websites

Essential websites that may still operate:

Porn websites

I'll think of the other essential websites as we go but for now yeah, porn sites should remain fully operational


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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: 1234go] * 7
    #26605214 - 04/16/20 08:42 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

wha..

whats happenin to meh

:iloveyou:  :iloveyou:


love, love, love makes the world go round

:iloveyou:  :iloveyou:


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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: Niffla] * 2
    #26605218 - 04/16/20 08:43 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Per CDC: If one must be on the internet here is an example of how one may do so:



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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: Niffla] * 4
    #26605222 - 04/16/20 08:44 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Cosmic confirmed

:feelsbadman:

Cases: 7


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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: Niffla] * 2
    #26605231 - 04/16/20 08:48 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

:waaaaaaargh:


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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: 1234go] * 6
    #26605244 - 04/16/20 08:53 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I think everyone should get married and have lots of sex. Particularly the men


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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: larry.fisherman] * 3
    #26605253 - 04/16/20 08:57 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Latest graph showing the spike in recent zZZz cases



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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: larry.fisherman] * 4
    #26605257 - 04/16/20 08:58 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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I think everyone should get married and have lots of sex. Particularly the men




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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: Niffla] * 4
    #26605259 - 04/16/20 08:59 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Drop it like it's hot


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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: larry.fisherman] * 5
    #26605266 - 04/16/20 09:03 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

First u must luv  :psychsplit:


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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: PLURAL] * 4
    #26605269 - 04/16/20 09:05 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

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First u must luv  :psychsplit:




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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: Niffla] * 5
    #26605277 - 04/16/20 09:08 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

:rollsafe:

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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: Niffla] * 5
    #26605280 - 04/16/20 09:10 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Lotsa hate being sent at certain members in this thread. I'm not feelin the vibes.

As one of the listed members i do feel attacked. I still luv you. Don't be afraid :heart:




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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: Magenta] * 5
    #26605283 - 04/16/20 09:13 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Shit it's everyone

:itseveryone:


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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: Niffla] * 4
    #26605292 - 04/16/20 09:21 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

What are you holding onto?  You're holding yourself, and everyone around you back. :peace:


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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: Magenta] * 4
    #26605296 - 04/16/20 09:22 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Magenta said:
Lotsa hate being sent at certain members in this thread. I'm not feelin the vibes.

As one of the listed members i do feel attacked. I still luv you. Don't be afraid :heart:




:manofapproval:





:boxxy:

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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: 1234go] * 4
    #26605300 - 04/16/20 09:26 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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What are you holding onto?  You're holding yourself, and everyone around you back. :peace:




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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: Niffla] * 3
    #26605303 - 04/16/20 09:28 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: Niffla] * 3
    #26605316 - 04/16/20 09:34 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

:feelssadman:


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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: 1234go] * 1
    #26605323 - 04/16/20 09:37 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)



Artist rendering of what the novel zZZz virus looks like according to experts

:ohwow:


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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: Magenta] * 3
    #26605326 - 04/16/20 09:38 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Niffla has succumb to fear, hate, and resentment. 

:notcoolman:

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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: 1234go] * 3
    #26605334 - 04/16/20 09:42 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

:iloveyou: .....(dont worry I'll get em from the inside :ruggedwink:


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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: spirit_shadow] * 1
    #26605350 - 04/16/20 09:47 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

spirit_shadow confirmed infected

we are now approaching double digit confirmed cases


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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: Niffla] * 4
    #26605358 - 04/16/20 09:51 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Tell me something, Niffla...

Do you??  DO YOU??!!



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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: 1234go] * 1
    #26605361 - 04/16/20 09:54 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I shit blood filled with hate. Feast on my hate filled ass Luv Bots.


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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: Niffla] * 2
    #26605367 - 04/16/20 09:57 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Niffla said:


Artist rendering of what the novel zZZz virus looks like according to experts

:ohwow:




The tenticle spike things should have red hearts on the end.

The Love Energy is contagious. It will spread far and wide. Can it be stopped?

Only time will Tell :eek:


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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: FrancoAmerican] * 4
    #26605370 - 04/16/20 09:57 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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FrancoAmerican said:
I shit blood filled with hate. Feast on my hate filled ass Luv Bots.





LOL!!  Love you, Franco.  :iloveyou: :peace:


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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: 1234go] * 1
    #26605372 - 04/16/20 09:58 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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Tell me something, Niffla...

Do you??  DO YOU??!!






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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: Niffla] * 2
    #26605376 - 04/16/20 09:59 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Now you're talkin!!



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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: 1234go] * 4
    #26605425 - 04/16/20 10:17 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I’ve contacted local authorities regarding zZZz, and one of their captains claims to have competed in, and won, his 8th grade science fair competition.  According to him, I was told that our beloved patient Zero is likely suffering from an acute case of being gay- brought about through the use of hallucinogenic psilocybin mushrooms. 

Apparently his condition is of the rare and extreme variety of gaiety, and is known to be highly infectious.  Authorities recommend that zZZz be confined to a closet to, one large enough to act as a still-air box so as to limit transmission.  Apparently he bought his shrooms online from a Chinese lab.  But so far nothing has been confirmed, and conspiracy theories speculate that the strain he ordered had been genetically tampered with in a lab in order to create a bioweapon.  Others yet say its effects are due to a natural mutation brought about by an unsterile/unhygienic environment.

I believe the owner of the shroomery, or one of his representatives will be making an announcement in the Pub forum shortly...

                   
                                                                  :havesomesantorum:


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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: The Blind Ass] * 2
    #26605433 - 04/16/20 10:20 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Remember y’all. Some people believe hate is just love with hurt feelings.

Don’t believe the hype.

Love is just ignorance wrapped in a ball of stupid.


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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: FrancoAmerican] * 4
    #26605438 - 04/16/20 10:22 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

You're so silly, Franco.  Sending love your way.  :dancingbear:

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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: The Blind Ass] * 4
    #26605439 - 04/16/20 10:22 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

What does "zZZz" mean? I saw people referencing it and presumed it was an internet abbreviation like "wtf" or "lol". I googled it and i'm still lost for answers. I wish the haters would quit trollin and just join in on the luv. It's not difficult to start lovin.

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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: Magenta] * 5
    #26605453 - 04/16/20 10:25 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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What does "zZZz" mean? I saw people referencing it and presumed it was an internet abbreviation like "wtf" or "lol". I googled it and i'm still lost for answers. I wish the haters would quit trollin and just join in on the luv. It's not difficult to start lovin.

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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: Magenta] * 2
    #26605455 - 04/16/20 10:26 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Everyone agree the government tries to have control over all things they consider powerful and dangerous. Guns being one example. The government tries to control guns because you can kill someone with a gun.

Let’s take it one step further...

You need a “license” from the government  to publicly declare your “love” for someone in an act of marriage.

Love may just be the most dangerous weapon...!!

Stay safe. Love is coming for you.


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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: 1234go] * 3
    #26605463 - 04/16/20 10:29 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

It means we’re all going to die...


                  Of and In Love ❤️


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( he’s a shroomery member)


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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: The Blind Ass] * 4
    #26605474 - 04/16/20 10:33 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

So guys....I'm totally not an undercover hate agent....where's your next love meeting gonna be held? :notsureif:


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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: spirit_shadow] * 5
    #26605479 - 04/16/20 10:34 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

In our HEARTS!!! 

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    #26605483 - 04/16/20 10:35 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

See you there :notsureif:


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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: spirit_shadow] * 5
    #26605484 - 04/16/20 10:35 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: The Blind Ass] * 4
    #26605486 - 04/16/20 10:37 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

The Blind Ass said:
It means we’re all going to die...


                  Of and In Love ❤️


                                                :bashful:









( he’s a shroomery member)




Haha really? what's this blessed member's name? Also why do people call him zzzz, is he notorious for doing downers like opiates or something?
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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: Magenta] * 4
    #26605502 - 04/16/20 10:41 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

That's exactly what zZZz would say :notsureif:


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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 2
    #26605522 - 04/16/20 10:45 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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Niffla said:


Artist rendering of what the novel zZZz virus looks like according to experts

:ohwow:




The tenticle spike things should have red hearts on the end.






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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: The Blind Ass] * 1
    #26605528 - 04/16/20 10:47 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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I’ve contacted local authorities regarding zZZz, and one of their captains claims to have competed in, and won, his 8th grade science fair competition.  According to him, I was told that our beloved patient Zero is likely suffering from an acute case of being gay- brought about through the use of hallucinogenic psilocybin mushrooms. 

Apparently his condition is of the rare and extreme variety of gaiety, and is known to be highly infectious.  Authorities recommend that zZZz be confined to a closet to, one large enough to act as a still-air box so as to limit transmission.  Apparently he bought his shrooms online from a Chinese lab.  But so far nothing has been confirmed, and conspiracy theories speculate that the strain he ordered had been genetically tampered with in a lab in order to create a bioweapon.  Others yet say its effects are due to a natural mutation brought about by an unsterile/unhygienic environment.

I believe the owner of the shroomery, or one of his representatives will be making an announcement in the Pub forum shortly...

                   
                                                                  :havesomesantorum:




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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: Niffla] * 7
    #26605588 - 04/16/20 11:04 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Trump just tweeted that zZZz19 is a hoax, which does not exist, and can easily be treated with a light PCP overdose.

Mission Accomplished :snowman:


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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: feldman114] * 2
    #26605634 - 04/16/20 11:20 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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feldman114 said:
Trump just tweeted that zZZz19 is a hoax, which does not exist, and can easily be treated with a light PCP overdose.

Mission Accomplished :snowman:




Fake news

:chump:

zZZz19 is real and it is spreading amongst us

You may even have it and may not even know it yet, some don't show symptoms

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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: Niffla] * 3
    #26605649 - 04/16/20 11:26 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

There is reports of PCP being used to treat zZZz19, propagated by ignorance, when in fact pcp can exacerbate the symptoms of it.

So far the only temporary measure - treatment - that we know of is to induce a bad trip.  But it’s only temporary, somehow the love overcomes it.  I just saw a liberal democrat and a conservative republican have a rational conversation... shits hitting the fan.


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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: The Blind Ass] * 1
    #26605654 - 04/16/20 11:30 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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There is reports of PCP being used to treat zZZz19, propagated by ignorance, when in fact pcp can exacerbate the symptoms of it.







Exactly. Blind Ass is our Dr. Fauci on this and will be providing briefings between smoke sessions.

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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: Niffla] * 4
    #26605673 - 04/16/20 11:41 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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Obviously a task force of experts needs to be formed on how to combat this, but in the meantime I suggest that this forum go on full lockdown quarantine so we can contain zZZz, 1234go, and Magneta only to the pub. And who knows who else has already been infected but don't even know it.





Effective immediately under my authority as Pub Moderator I am issuing a travel ban outside the Pub to stop the spread of this dangerous affliction.


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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: CookieCrumbs] * 3
    #26605677 - 04/16/20 11:44 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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Quote:

Niffla said:
Obviously a task force of experts needs to be formed on how to combat this, but in the meantime I suggest that this forum go on full lockdown quarantine so we can contain zZZz, 1234go, and Magneta only to the pub. And who knows who else has already been infected but don't even know it.





Effective immediately under my authority as Pub Moderator I am issuing a travel ban outside the Pub to stop the spread of this dangerous affliction.


Stay safe, stay shroomy :heart:




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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: Niffla] * 2
    #26605679 - 04/16/20 11:44 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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Niffla said:
In the last 24 hrs we have seen an unprecedented spike of zZZz like behavior that has led to a massive overload of :iloveyou:

According to high level sources zZZz isn't even human but instead a biological experiment that is capable of logging in and out of websites, can form short thoughts but whose main objective is to spread massive and dangerous levels of love. zZZz was being studied at a low level clearance lab in an undisclosed location (although there is a credible rumor his orgin and trail leads back to a zip code in Hoboken, New Jersey) but escaped and has now already infected multiple posters here at the shroomery.

Obviously a task force of experts needs to be formed on how to combat this, but in the meantime I suggest that this forum go on full lockdown quarantine so we can contain zZZz, 1234go, and Magneta only to the pub. And who knows who else has already been infected but don't even know it.

Limit them to only here because if you let them roam free the other sub-forums here will be subject to infection and the CDC projects in less than 30 days this entire board from top to bottom will be nothing but :iloveyou: posts and everything we have done to build the greatest psychedelic mushroom site the earth has ever known will be gone as we know it.

We must act now.

Anybody else have suggestions on how to contain the spread and flatten the curve?






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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: Niffla] * 3
    #26605685 - 04/16/20 11:48 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Updated chart



Disregard the shit about the pets and dogs and hamsters and shit we had to borrow this chart because we lost our original chart

The cats represent the infected and while it's a lot it has remained steady since this morning's explosion of cases and so far it appears the curve is flattening


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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: ONE OZ SLUG] * 1
    #26605690 - 04/16/20 11:49 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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Quote:

Niffla said:
In the last 24 hrs we have seen an unprecedented spike of zZZz like behavior that has led to a massive overload of :iloveyou:

According to high level sources zZZz isn't even human but instead a biological experiment that is capable of logging in and out of websites, can form short thoughts but whose main objective is to spread massive and dangerous levels of love. zZZz was being studied at a low level clearance lab in an undisclosed location (although there is a credible rumor his orgin and trail leads back to a zip code in Hoboken, New Jersey) but escaped and has now already infected multiple posters here at the shroomery.

Obviously a task force of experts needs to be formed on how to combat this, but in the meantime I suggest that this forum go on full lockdown quarantine so we can contain zZZz, 1234go, and Magneta only to the pub. And who knows who else has already been infected but don't even know it.

Limit them to only here because if you let them roam free the other sub-forums here will be subject to infection and the CDC projects in less than 30 days this entire board from top to bottom will be nothing but :iloveyou: posts and everything we have done to build the greatest psychedelic mushroom site the earth has ever known will be gone as we know it.

We must act now.

Anybody else have suggestions on how to contain the spread and flatten the curve?






:iloveyou:




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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: Niffla] * 4
    #26605785 - 04/16/20 12:42 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Shout out to the peepz with zed AIDS :cool:


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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: larry.fisherman] * 3
    #26605794 - 04/16/20 12:45 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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I think everyone should get married and have lots of sex. Particularly the men...



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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: Niffla] * 7
    #26605796 - 04/16/20 12:45 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Possibly too early to tell, but I have reason to believe that this disease evolved from latent strains of the cootie virus, and it's possible that it bounced from the imagination of a child into an adult host through a vector known as a love bug. If my theory is correct, then this may be even more dangerous than we initially anticipated as the cooties are not a good candidate for vaccination due to their imaginary nature.

It's unclear whether the love bug species is at risk of being infected as a whole with the same strain that affects humans, or if it was a one off event that caused it to mutate into it's first human host. If it's a shared strain between species, then we may have a plague on our hands.


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    #26605801 - 04/16/20 12:47 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I felt weird today, a bit of a cough and maybe a fever.  Thought I might just need to stay in bed a bit more when suddenly I realized...

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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: InfiniteDreams] * 2
    #26605829 - 04/16/20 01:02 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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PatrickKn said:
Possibly too early to tell, but I have reason to believe that this disease evolved from latent strains of the cootie virus, and it's possible that it bounced from the imagination of a child into an adult host through a vector known as a love bug. If my theory is correct, then this may be even more dangerous than we initially anticipated as the cooties are not a good candidate for vaccination due to their imaginary nature.

It's unclear whether the love bug species is at risk of being infected as a whole with the same strain that affects humans, or if it was a one off event that caused it to mutate into it's first human host. If it's a shared strain between species, then we may have a plague on our hands.




:ohshitman:

Quote:

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I felt weird today, a bit of a cough and maybe a fever.  Thought I might just need to stay in bed a bit more when suddenly I realized...

:iloveyou:




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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: PatrickKn] * 5
    #26605841 - 04/16/20 01:08 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

although I’ve been tasked with heading the research and development side of the zZZz virus, I can’t even analyze the sequence of its genetic structure, due to our equipment not having been setup to detect rainbows and unicorn farts.  Not to mention the side effects of this thing has me tied up in more pussy and ass than a gynecologist and gastroenterologist see in a lifetime combined. 

        This is what the live stream from the offices down at the lab look like right now:            :assface:

Mutations in the strain may lead to symptoms such as- mystical nondual unconditional love, and becoming uncontrollably randy baby :heart:

  I managed to isolate one specimen that allows us to see how it engulfs any and every living cell in its vicinity with pure unadulterated love:
                                                                          :morphcube:


                                                    Looks like your on your own boys....        :gaydance:


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    #26605852 - 04/16/20 01:13 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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        This is what the live stream from the offices down at the lab look like right now:            :assface:







HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL DO NOT LOOK
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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: Niffla] * 3
    #26605870 - 04/16/20 01:28 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I'm sorry if I ever hurt anyone's feelings.

I feel guilty. : ( <|3

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    #26605913 - 04/16/20 01:47 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Niff, I would tell you if I knew. But this research station is classified, it doesn’t even technically exist, they sedated me unconscious before transport.  No one currently here knows how they actually got here. But we are on an island surrounded by water. In case you were wondering

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I'm sorry if I ever hurt anyone's feelings.

I feel guilty. : ( <|3

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    #26605930 - 04/16/20 01:53 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

You've definitely changed my mind.

:innocentjoy:

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    #26605946 - 04/16/20 01:59 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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Niff, I would tell you if I knew. But this research station is classified, it doesn’t even technically exist, they sedated me unconscious before transport.  No one currently here knows how they actually got here. But we are on an island surrounded by water. In case you were wondering

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    #26605962 - 04/16/20 02:13 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)




It's nothing, it's just a cough. No really, I'm okay. Love you guys.


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    #26605995 - 04/16/20 02:36 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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It's nothing, it's just a cough. No really, I'm okay. Love you guys.




Oh fuck is this what it looks like when one is infected??

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    #26606011 - 04/16/20 02:46 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Ok - seriously. I’ve read the there is a experimental cure. It’s breast milk. Fresh breast milk. The only catch is it needs to be drank right from the teet. 


Oh, and the teet needs to belong to a pregnant female.

And she has to be over the age of 65, never being exposed to zZZz herself.

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    #26606014 - 04/16/20 02:47 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

... thank god I still live at home... with gramma.


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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: FrancoAmerican] * 1
    #26606024 - 04/16/20 02:55 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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Ok - seriously. I’ve read the there is a experimental cure. It’s breast milk. Fresh breast milk. The only catch is it needs to be drank right from the teet. 


Oh, and the teet needs to belong to a pregnant female.

And she has to be over the age of 65, never being exposed to zZZz herself.

The left teet.  Not the right teet.




:chump:

Sounds dubious and even if it has some credibility to it we know that it hasn't gone through the testing phase yet.

Dr. Blind Ass could you chime in on this rumor please after snorting your next line off that hooker's ass?


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    #26606053 - 04/16/20 03:16 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

:deathrush:        *Aherm* *clears throat*

... I suppose if tits are involved, do it for science.  Anything’s worth a shot.  Currently worried about the stds I’ve likely contracted from having sex with the rest of the R&D crew, and the research animals.  Love is all that is!!! :busytripping:  :shitsintense:


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    #26606056 - 04/16/20 03:16 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I hear ya, but what do we have to lose? Leche de mamma is not dubious. It’s boobious at best.

We are talking about socially acceptable hate right? I don’t want to end up on a list....


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    #26606103 - 04/16/20 03:45 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I think I caught a mild case.
:iloveyou:

Sometimes I'm fine, minding my own business...then it just comes over me...
:fuckyeah:

I tried boofing a whole bottle of Vitamin C, but that didn't help.
:cloud9:

I got a fever, but only for more cowbell and graemlins
:hotdamn:

Tried to look for testing and got sent to Mush Cult for a swab, but all they had was PE, APE, and Melmac swabs. 
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    #26606253 - 04/16/20 05:22 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

...that's what she said :awehigh:


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    #26606263 - 04/16/20 05:25 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

The Blind Ass said:
:deathrush:        *Aherm* *clears throat*

... I suppose if tits are involved, do it for science.  Anything’s worth a shot.  Currently worried about the stds I’ve likely contracted from having sex with the rest of the R&D crew, and the research animals.  Love is all that is!!! :busytripping:  :shitsintense:


...I’ve gone blind from a extremely aggressive form of syphilis I got from someone around here.  I need someone to take over while I derelict my duties and spread love to the world.




:judyfacepalm:



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I hear ya, but what do we have to lose? Leche de mamma is not dubious. It’s boobious at best.

We are talking about socially acceptable hate right? I don’t want to end up on a list....




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    #26606267 - 04/16/20 05:26 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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I think I caught a mild case.
:iloveyou:

Sometimes I'm fine, minding my own business...then it just comes over me...
:fuckyeah:

I tried boofing a whole bottle of Vitamin C, but that didn't help.
:cloud9:

I got a fever, but only for more cowbell and graemlins
:hotdamn:

Tried to look for testing and got sent to Mush Cult for a swab, but all they had was PE, APE, and Melmac swabs. 
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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: Niffla] * 4
    #26606290 - 04/16/20 05:33 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Kill zZZz

Lovingly shove 100mg MXE up zZZz's boofhole. That should flatten the zZZz for several days.


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    #26606323 - 04/16/20 05:46 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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Kill zZZz






The top assassin on my task force is under the impression that taking out the zZZz virus is unlikely. zZZz lives and travels within the entire internet and can hide literally anywhere on the net. I mean shit man this virus could go lay low in a knitting forum for years undetected.

But nevertheless my elite assassin will continue to look for a good shot

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    #26606392 - 04/16/20 06:15 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

So THAT is who turned on my tv and ps4 the other night.... :notsureif:


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    #26606397 - 04/16/20 06:19 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I just realized theres a strain of Cubenis called "Z-Strain". This could be the Source of Z's Love Vibez Virus. More research is necessary....

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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 4
    #26606620 - 04/16/20 08:18 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Oh God, guys....here it comes...trying...to...fight...it...

*ACHOOOOO*

:zomgzomgzomg::fuckyeah::bunnyhug::cheers: :inlove3:  :mypleasure:  :hairmetal:  :sokawaii:

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    #26606630 - 04/16/20 08:25 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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Oh God, guys....here it comes...trying...to...fight...it...

*ACHOOOOO*

:zomgzomgzomg::fuckyeah::bunnyhug::cheers: :inlove3:  :mypleasure:  :hairmetal:  :sokawaii:

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    #26606641 - 04/16/20 08:30 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

:inlove3: :snowman:



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    #26606675 - 04/16/20 08:44 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I will swallow him
swallow him whenever he may come
There isn't an ocean too deep
A mountain so high it can keep, keep me away
Away from my love
(I love him, I love him, I love him)
and when he comes I'll swallow,
I'll swallow,
I'll swallow... :heart: (I am a sick puppy)
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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: tyrannicalrex] * 1
    #26606746 - 04/16/20 09:10 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

tyrannicalrex said:
I will swallow him
swallow him whenever he may come
There isn't an ocean too deep
A mountain so high it can keep, keep me away
Away from my love
(I love him, I love him, I love him)
and when he comes I'll swallow,
I'll swallow,
I'll swallow... :heart: (I am a sick puppy)
:inlove:  :whoah:  :heartpump:  :inlove3:
this one for asante  :interracial:





:lolsy:

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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: 1234go]
    #26606775 - 04/16/20 09:22 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

You'll never hear that song the same again.


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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #26606824 - 04/16/20 09:45 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

LOL!!!


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    #26606838 - 04/16/20 09:50 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

:notsureif: :confused2:


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    #26606843 - 04/16/20 09:52 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

:iloveyou: crackbb :heart:


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:youthemandawg:


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Quote:

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:iloveyou: crackbb :heart:




:hug:

Quote:

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:youthemandawg:





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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: 1234go] * 1
    #26606941 - 04/16/20 10:56 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

after being infected by the zZ19 virus....

                     

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    #26606988 - 04/16/20 11:31 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I figured it out....all the users who didnt get a mask for their avatar are now infected :ancientaliens:


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    #26606993 - 04/16/20 11:34 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

:bigyesnod:


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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #26607255 - 04/17/20 05:29 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Damn! Blind Ass got infected too?!? You were our fuckin Dr. Fauci for fuck's sake

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    #26607263 - 04/17/20 05:40 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

:wtfsonic:


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    #26607386 - 04/17/20 07:38 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Starting to freak out a little...I've been feeling...off this morning

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Ass got infected too






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Quote:

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Ass got infected too






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Quote:

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Quote:

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Ass got infected too






:smirk::heart:






You're infected keep your distance please





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:rofl:


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Y'ALL ARE EVERYWHERE



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:rofl:

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Quote:

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Starting to freak out a little...I've been feeling...off this morning

:feelsparanoidman:



Son’uva bitch, don’ you dare get Covid - you hear?!    :witch:

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Hi Blind Ass

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    #26607611 - 04/17/20 09:22 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

:woooaaahhh:


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    #26607771 - 04/17/20 10:20 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I woke up this morning and ripped a large fart. As per usual I Dutch ovened myself because I practice the eastern medicine practice of gasology. Strangely, my airpoo smelled like green sour patch kids...


Is the a symptom of the zZZz?? I’m getting freaked out.

Or am I just being paranoid?  Please help!!


Signed in terror and rage. Stuck home in America. 

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    #26607814 - 04/17/20 10:36 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Don't fight it

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:manofapproval:


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    #26607854 - 04/17/20 10:50 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I will only give 50% love. No more no less :notsureif:


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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #26607877 - 04/17/20 11:03 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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I will only give 50% love. No more no less :notsureif:




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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: feevers]
    #26607886 - 04/17/20 11:06 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I think we have crossed what experts in epidemiology and infectious disease call the clinical infectious point of no return infection certainty prophecy.

Flush your hopes and dreams goodbye and prepare for the the group hug to end all group hugs.

Love suffocation is imminent. 


Goodbye y’all.


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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: Niffla] * 2
    #26607907 - 04/17/20 11:15 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Oh man, the nights are hard.  Much easier to control it in the daytime.

STAY STRONG, NIFFLA!  YOU CAN DO THIS!
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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: ShroomerInTheRye] * 2
    #26607928 - 04/17/20 11:22 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

:hug:


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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: Niffla] * 2
    #26607931 - 04/17/20 11:24 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)



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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: 1234go] * 1
    #26608009 - 04/17/20 12:00 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

It’s hard to be at ground zero.

PTSD. HERE I COME.


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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: FrancoAmerican] * 2
    #26608046 - 04/17/20 12:15 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)



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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: 1234go] * 2
    #26608080 - 04/17/20 12:35 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

:lol:

Hey 1234

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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: Niffla] * 2
    #26608118 - 04/17/20 01:03 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)



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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: 1234go] * 3
    #26608119 - 04/17/20 01:04 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Close this hateful thread, we need more of the virus, not less of it

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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: Niffla] * 3
    #26608120 - 04/17/20 01:05 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Okay so how do we strategize to exponentially raise the curve?

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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: Niffla] * 2
    #26608125 - 04/17/20 01:08 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

:iloveyou::iloveyou: With more love! :iloveyou::iloveyou:

:groove:  :heartpump:  :male:  :gd_icon:  :methbaggie:


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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: ShroomerInTheRye] * 2
    #26608132 - 04/17/20 01:12 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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:iloveyou::iloveyou: With more love! :iloveyou::iloveyou:

:groove:  :heartpump:  :male:  :gd_icon:  :methbaggie:





More LOVE, GIFS, and SHOOOUUT OOUUUTTSS!!!!  WOOT! :batpole:    :cheer:  :omgawesome:  :tomato:


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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: ShroomerInTheRye] * 2
    #26608150 - 04/17/20 01:22 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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:iloveyou::iloveyou: With more love! :iloveyou::iloveyou:

:groove:  :heartpump:  :male:  :gd_icon:  :methbaggie:




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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: Niffla] * 6
    #26966827 - 10/03/20 01:09 AM (3 years, 3 months ago)

POTUS caught zZZz-19 it seems.



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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: PatrickKn] * 1
    #26966833 - 10/03/20 01:15 AM (3 years, 3 months ago)

We're fucked :wtfsonic:


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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: PatrickKn] * 2
    #26967065 - 10/03/20 07:09 AM (3 years, 3 months ago)

:incredible:

I thought Donnie was immune to the love disease :eek:


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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: PatrickKn] * 1
    #26967671 - 10/03/20 01:44 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

Holy SHIT! :unbelievable: :whattefuck2:


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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 2
    #26967728 - 10/03/20 02:27 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

It said LOVE....not “I love you”.  Plus, I’d bet $5 someone other than trump wrote that tweet.


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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #26968623 - 10/04/20 06:47 AM (3 years, 3 months ago)

I'll take you on that bet for five US dollars.
Trump said it on his official approved Twitter account. That's my argument. Prove it wrong.


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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: Magenta]
    #26968706 - 10/04/20 08:23 AM (3 years, 3 months ago)

:no:

Prob has an aid that writes up posts for him.


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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: The Blind Ass] * 1
    #26971229 - 10/05/20 08:11 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

I think lots of famous/important people do, but I'm pretty sure he has full control of his Twitter account, that much has been plainly obvious all along .


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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: PLURAL] * 1
    #26971233 - 10/05/20 08:13 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

plot twist: Baron has been in control of his tweets since day 1


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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: twighead]
    #26971327 - 10/05/20 09:06 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

And his 4chan presence


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