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PatrickKn


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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: Niffla] 10
#26605962 - 04/16/20 02:13 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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It's nothing, it's just a cough. No really, I'm okay. Love you guys.
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Niffla



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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: PatrickKn] 2
#26605995 - 04/16/20 02:36 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
PatrickKn said:

It's nothing, it's just a cough. No really, I'm okay. Love you guys.
Oh fuck is this what it looks like when one is infected??
Wow
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Niffla



Registered: 06/09/08
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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: Niffla]
#26605996 - 04/16/20 02:37 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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We are now up to like 36 confirmed cases now
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FrancoAmerican
Yes-man


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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: Niffla] 3
#26606011 - 04/16/20 02:46 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Ok - seriously. Iβve read the there is a experimental cure. Itβs breast milk. Fresh breast milk. The only catch is it needs to be drank right from the teet.
Oh, and the teet needs to belong to a pregnant female.
And she has to be over the age of 65, never being exposed to zZZz herself.
The left teet. Not the right teet.
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FrancoAmerican
Yes-man


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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: FrancoAmerican] 2
#26606014 - 04/16/20 02:47 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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... thank god I still live at home... with gramma.
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Niffla



Registered: 06/09/08
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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: FrancoAmerican] 1
#26606024 - 04/16/20 02:55 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
FrancoAmerican said: Ok - seriously. Iβve read the there is a experimental cure. Itβs breast milk. Fresh breast milk. The only catch is it needs to be drank right from the teet.
Oh, and the teet needs to belong to a pregnant female.
And she has to be over the age of 65, never being exposed to zZZz herself.
The left teet. Not the right teet.

Sounds dubious and even if it has some credibility to it we know that it hasn't gone through the testing phase yet.
Dr. Blind Ass could you chime in on this rumor please after snorting your next line off that hooker's ass?
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The Blind Ass
Bodhi



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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: Niffla] 5
#26606053 - 04/16/20 03:16 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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*Aherm* *clears throat*
... I suppose if tits are involved, do it for science. Anythingβs worth a shot. Currently worried about the stds Iβve likely contracted from having sex with the rest of the R&D crew, and the research animals. Love is all that is!!!
...Iβve gone blind from a extremely aggressive form of syphilis I got from someone around here. I need someone to take over while I derelict my duties and spread love to the world.
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FrancoAmerican
Yes-man


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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: Niffla] 3
#26606056 - 04/16/20 03:16 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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I hear ya, but what do we have to lose? Leche de mamma is not dubious. Itβs boobious at best.
We are talking about socially acceptable hate right? I donβt want to end up on a list....
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ShroomerInTheRye
Clit Commander



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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: Niffla] 7
#26606103 - 04/16/20 03:45 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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I think I caught a mild case.

Sometimes I'm fine, minding my own business...then it just comes over me...

I tried boofing a whole bottle of Vitamin C, but that didn't help.
I got a fever, but only for more cowbell and graemlins

Tried to look for testing and got sent to Mush Cult for a swab, but all they had was PE, APE, and Melmac swabs.
  
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spirit_shadow
Feature not a bug



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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: ShroomerInTheRye] 4
#26606253 - 04/16/20 05:22 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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...that's what she said
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Niffla



Registered: 06/09/08
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Loc: Texas
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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: FrancoAmerican] 2
#26606263 - 04/16/20 05:25 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
The Blind Ass said:
*Aherm* *clears throat*
... I suppose if tits are involved, do it for science. Anythingβs worth a shot. Currently worried about the stds Iβve likely contracted from having sex with the rest of the R&D crew, and the research animals. Love is all that is!!!
...Iβve gone blind from a extremely aggressive form of syphilis I got from someone around here. I need someone to take over while I derelict my duties and spread love to the world.


Quote:
FrancoAmerican said: I hear ya, but what do we have to lose? Leche de mamma is not dubious. Itβs boobious at best.
We are talking about socially acceptable hate right? I donβt want to end up on a list....
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Niffla



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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: ShroomerInTheRye] 4
#26606267 - 04/16/20 05:26 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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ShroomerInTheRye said: I think I caught a mild case.

Sometimes I'm fine, minding my own business...then it just comes over me...

I tried boofing a whole bottle of Vitamin C, but that didn't help.
I got a fever, but only for more cowbell and graemlins

Tried to look for testing and got sent to Mush Cult for a swab, but all they had was PE, APE, and Melmac swabs.
  
Help me guys....It's harder to control at night....

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nooneman


Registered: 04/24/09
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Loc: Utah
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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: Niffla] 4
#26606290 - 04/16/20 05:33 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Kill zZZz
Lovingly shove 100mg MXE up zZZz's boofhole. That should flatten the zZZz for several days.
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Niffla



Registered: 06/09/08
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Loc: Texas
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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: nooneman] 1
#26606323 - 04/16/20 05:46 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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nooneman said:
Kill zZZz
The top assassin on my task force is under the impression that taking out the zZZz virus is unlikely. zZZz lives and travels within the entire internet and can hide literally anywhere on the net. I mean shit man this virus could go lay low in a knitting forum for years undetected.
But nevertheless my elite assassin will continue to look for a good shot

sniper kitty has the green light to fire away
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spirit_shadow
Feature not a bug



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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: Niffla] 4
#26606392 - 04/16/20 06:15 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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So THAT is who turned on my tv and ps4 the other night....
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LogicaL Chaos
Ascension Energy & Alien UFOs




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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: spirit_shadow] 3
#26606397 - 04/16/20 06:19 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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I just realized theres a strain of Cubenis called "Z-Strain". This could be the Source of Z's Love Vibez Virus. More research is necessary....
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ShroomerInTheRye
Clit Commander



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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: LogicaL Chaos] 4
#26606620 - 04/16/20 08:18 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Oh God, guys....here it comes...trying...to...fight...it...
*ACHOOOOO*
  
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Niffla



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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: ShroomerInTheRye] 2
#26606630 - 04/16/20 08:25 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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ShroomerInTheRye said: Oh God, guys....here it comes...trying...to...fight...it...
*ACHOOOOO*
  
PLEASE HELP ME
RIP ShroomerInTheRye
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crackbaby
shitpost aficionado



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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: Niffla] 5
#26606641 - 04/16/20 08:30 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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tyrannicalrex
Strange R



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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: crackbaby] 1
#26606675 - 04/16/20 08:44 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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I will swallow him swallow him whenever he may come There isn't an ocean too deep A mountain so high it can keep, keep me away Away from my love (I love him, I love him, I love him) and when he comes I'll swallow, I'll swallow, I'll swallow... (I am a sick puppy) this one for asante
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