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The Blind Ass
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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: Niffla] 3
#26605649 - 04/16/20 11:26 AM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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There is reports of PCP being used to treat zZZz19, propagated by ignorance, when in fact pcp can exacerbate the symptoms of it.
So far the only temporary measure - treatment - that we know of is to induce a bad trip. But it’s only temporary, somehow the love overcomes it. I just saw a liberal democrat and a conservative republican have a rational conversation... shits hitting the fan.
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Niffla



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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: The Blind Ass] 1
#26605654 - 04/16/20 11:30 AM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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The Blind Ass said: There is reports of PCP being used to treat zZZz19, propagated by ignorance, when in fact pcp can exacerbate the symptoms of it.
Exactly. Blind Ass is our Dr. Fauci on this and will be providing briefings between smoke sessions.
I say again, Feldman:
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CookieCrumbs
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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: Niffla] 4
#26605673 - 04/16/20 11:41 AM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Niffla said: Obviously a task force of experts needs to be formed on how to combat this, but in the meantime I suggest that this forum go on full lockdown quarantine so we can contain zZZz, 1234go, and Magneta only to the pub. And who knows who else has already been infected but don't even know it.
Effective immediately under my authority as Pub Moderator I am issuing a travel ban outside the Pub to stop the spread of this dangerous affliction.
Stay safe, stay shroomy
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Niffla



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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: CookieCrumbs] 3
#26605677 - 04/16/20 11:44 AM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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CookieCrumbs said:
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Niffla said: Obviously a task force of experts needs to be formed on how to combat this, but in the meantime I suggest that this forum go on full lockdown quarantine so we can contain zZZz, 1234go, and Magneta only to the pub. And who knows who else has already been infected but don't even know it.
Effective immediately under my authority as Pub Moderator I am issuing a travel ban outside the Pub to stop the spread of this dangerous affliction.
Stay safe, stay shroomy 
Yessssss

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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: Niffla] 2
#26605679 - 04/16/20 11:44 AM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Niffla said: In the last 24 hrs we have seen an unprecedented spike of zZZz like behavior that has led to a massive overload of 
According to high level sources zZZz isn't even human but instead a biological experiment that is capable of logging in and out of websites, can form short thoughts but whose main objective is to spread massive and dangerous levels of love. zZZz was being studied at a low level clearance lab in an undisclosed location (although there is a credible rumor his orgin and trail leads back to a zip code in Hoboken, New Jersey) but escaped and has now already infected multiple posters here at the shroomery.
Obviously a task force of experts needs to be formed on how to combat this, but in the meantime I suggest that this forum go on full lockdown quarantine so we can contain zZZz, 1234go, and Magneta only to the pub. And who knows who else has already been infected but don't even know it.
Limit them to only here because if you let them roam free the other sub-forums here will be subject to infection and the CDC projects in less than 30 days this entire board from top to bottom will be nothing but posts and everything we have done to build the greatest psychedelic mushroom site the earth has ever known will be gone as we know it.
We must act now.
Anybody else have suggestions on how to contain the spread and flatten the curve?

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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: Niffla] 3
#26605685 - 04/16/20 11:48 AM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Updated chart

Disregard the shit about the pets and dogs and hamsters and shit we had to borrow this chart because we lost our original chart
The cats represent the infected and while it's a lot it has remained steady since this morning's explosion of cases and so far it appears the curve is flattening
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Niffla



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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: ONE OZ SLUG] 1
#26605690 - 04/16/20 11:49 AM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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ONE OZ SLUG said:
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Niffla said: In the last 24 hrs we have seen an unprecedented spike of zZZz like behavior that has led to a massive overload of 
According to high level sources zZZz isn't even human but instead a biological experiment that is capable of logging in and out of websites, can form short thoughts but whose main objective is to spread massive and dangerous levels of love. zZZz was being studied at a low level clearance lab in an undisclosed location (although there is a credible rumor his orgin and trail leads back to a zip code in Hoboken, New Jersey) but escaped and has now already infected multiple posters here at the shroomery.
Obviously a task force of experts needs to be formed on how to combat this, but in the meantime I suggest that this forum go on full lockdown quarantine so we can contain zZZz, 1234go, and Magneta only to the pub. And who knows who else has already been infected but don't even know it.
Limit them to only here because if you let them roam free the other sub-forums here will be subject to infection and the CDC projects in less than 30 days this entire board from top to bottom will be nothing but posts and everything we have done to build the greatest psychedelic mushroom site the earth has ever known will be gone as we know it.
We must act now.
Anybody else have suggestions on how to contain the spread and flatten the curve?



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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: Niffla] 4
#26605785 - 04/16/20 12:42 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Shout out to the peepz with zed AIDS
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tyrannicalrex
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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: larry.fisherman] 3
#26605794 - 04/16/20 12:45 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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larry.fisherman said: I think everyone should get married and have lots of sex. Particularly the men...
...to each other! YAY!
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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: Niffla] 7
#26605796 - 04/16/20 12:45 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Possibly too early to tell, but I have reason to believe that this disease evolved from latent strains of the cootie virus, and it's possible that it bounced from the imagination of a child into an adult host through a vector known as a love bug. If my theory is correct, then this may be even more dangerous than we initially anticipated as the cooties are not a good candidate for vaccination due to their imaginary nature.
It's unclear whether the love bug species is at risk of being infected as a whole with the same strain that affects humans, or if it was a one off event that caused it to mutate into it's first human host. If it's a shared strain between species, then we may have a plague on our hands.
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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: ONE OZ SLUG] 5
#26605801 - 04/16/20 12:47 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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I felt weird today, a bit of a cough and maybe a fever. Thought I might just need to stay in bed a bit more when suddenly I realized...
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Niffla



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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: InfiniteDreams] 2
#26605829 - 04/16/20 01:02 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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PatrickKn said: Possibly too early to tell, but I have reason to believe that this disease evolved from latent strains of the cootie virus, and it's possible that it bounced from the imagination of a child into an adult host through a vector known as a love bug. If my theory is correct, then this may be even more dangerous than we initially anticipated as the cooties are not a good candidate for vaccination due to their imaginary nature.
It's unclear whether the love bug species is at risk of being infected as a whole with the same strain that affects humans, or if it was a one off event that caused it to mutate into it's first human host. If it's a shared strain between species, then we may have a plague on our hands.

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InfiniteDreams said: I felt weird today, a bit of a cough and maybe a fever. Thought I might just need to stay in bed a bit more when suddenly I realized...

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Niffla



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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: Niffla] 4
#26605832 - 04/16/20 01:02 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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The Blind Ass
Bodhi



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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: PatrickKn] 5
#26605841 - 04/16/20 01:08 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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although I’ve been tasked with heading the research and development side of the zZZz virus, I can’t even analyze the sequence of its genetic structure, due to our equipment not having been setup to detect rainbows and unicorn farts. Not to mention the side effects of this thing has me tied up in more pussy and ass than a gynecologist and gastroenterologist see in a lifetime combined.
This is what the live stream from the offices down at the lab look like right now:
Mutations in the strain may lead to symptoms such as- mystical nondual unconditional love, and becoming uncontrollably randy baby 
I managed to isolate one specimen that allows us to see how it engulfs any and every living cell in its vicinity with pure unadulterated love:
Looks like your on your own boys....
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Niffla



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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: The Blind Ass] 2
#26605852 - 04/16/20 01:13 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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The Blind Ass said:
This is what the live stream from the offices down at the lab look like right now:
HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL DO NOT LOOK send me the address to the lab offices that party looks lit af
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watermelon mon
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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: Niffla] 3
#26605870 - 04/16/20 01:28 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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I'm sorry if I ever hurt anyone's feelings.
I feel guilty. : ( <|3
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The Blind Ass
Bodhi



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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: Niffla] 4
#26605913 - 04/16/20 01:47 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Niff, I would tell you if I knew. But this research station is classified, it doesn’t even technically exist, they sedated me unconscious before transport. No one currently here knows how they actually got here. But we are on an island surrounded by water. In case you were wondering
Above top secret.
top secret
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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: watermelon mon] 2
#26605926 - 04/16/20 01:52 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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watermelon mon said: I'm sorry if I ever hurt anyone's feelings.
I feel guilty. : ( <|3
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Distorted Vision
The best. Of the worst.



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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: Niffla] 5
#26605930 - 04/16/20 01:53 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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You've definitely changed my mind.

Love y'all. Don't let the hate win. It's hard but we can do it!
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Niffla



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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: The Blind Ass] 1
#26605946 - 04/16/20 01:59 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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The Blind Ass said: Niff, I would tell you if I knew. But this research station is classified, it doesn’t even technically exist, they sedated me unconscious before transport. No one currently here knows how they actually got here. But we are on an island surrounded by water. In case you were wondering
Above top secret.
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