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We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus * 13
    #26605162 - 04/16/20 08:26 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

In the last 24 hrs we have seen an unprecedented spike of zZZz like behavior that has led to a massive overload of :iloveyou:

According to high level sources zZZz isn't even human but instead a biological experiment that is capable of logging in and out of websites, can form short thoughts but whose main objective is to spread massive and dangerous levels of love. zZZz was being studied at a low level clearance lab in an undisclosed location (although there is a credible rumor his orgin and trail leads back to a zip code in Hoboken, New Jersey) but escaped and has now already infected multiple posters here at the shroomery.

Obviously a task force of experts needs to be formed on how to combat this, but in the meantime I suggest that this forum go on full lockdown quarantine so we can contain zZZz, 1234go, and Magneta only to the pub. And who knows who else has already been infected but don't even know it.

Limit them to only here because if you let them roam free the other sub-forums here will be subject to infection and the CDC projects in less than 30 days this entire board from top to bottom will be nothing but :iloveyou: posts and everything we have done to build the greatest psychedelic mushroom site the earth has ever known will be gone as we know it.

We must act now.

Anybody else have suggestions on how to contain the spread and flatten the curve?



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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: Niffla] * 5
    #26605164 - 04/16/20 08:27 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Treana now confirmed infected. We are now up to 3 confirmed cases.


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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: Niffla] * 6
    #26605165 - 04/16/20 08:27 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

stay blessed y'all :iloveyou: :heart:


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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: deff] * 6
    #26605171 - 04/16/20 08:28 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

deff confirmed infected

Confirmed cases: 4


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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: deff] * 5
    #26605172 - 04/16/20 08:29 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I  will kill all happiness which will eliminate the love.

Problem solved.


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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: Patlal] * 2
    #26605175 - 04/16/20 08:30 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
I  will kill all happiness which will eliminate the love.

Problem solved.




Pat you are now authorized to shoot on site

:sniperkitty:


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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: Patlal] * 6
    #26605177 - 04/16/20 08:30 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I :heart: golf and :iloveyou:


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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: Magenta] * 3
    #26605179 - 04/16/20 08:31 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Shroom_guy4 confirmed

5 cases


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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: Patlal] * 2
    #26605180 - 04/16/20 08:31 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

:thumbinator:


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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: Magenta] * 2
    #26605181 - 04/16/20 08:31 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Niffla said:
In the last 24 hrs we have seen an unprecedented spike of zZZz like behavior that has led to a massive overload of :iloveyou:

According to high level sources zZZz isn't even human but instead a biological experiment that is capable of logging in and out of websites, can form short thoughts but whose main objective is to spread massive and dangerous levels of love. zZZz was being studied at a low level clearance lab in an undisclosed location (although there is a credible rumor his orgin and trail leads back to a zip code in Hoboken, New Jersey) but escaped and has now already infected multiple posters here at the shroomery.

Obviously a task force of experts needs to be formed on how to combat this, but in the meantime I suggest that this forum go on full lockdown quarantine so we can contain zZZz, 1234go, and Magneta only to the pub. And who knows who else has already been infected but don't even know it.

Limit them to only here because if you let them roam free the other sub-forums here will be subject to infection and the CDC projects in less than 30 days this entire board from top to bottom will be nothing but :iloveyou: posts and everything we have done to build the greatest psychedelic mushroom site the earth has ever known will be gone as we know it.

We must act now.

Anybody else have suggestions on how to contain the spread and flatten the curve?





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deff said:
stay blessed y'all :iloveyou: :heart:



Quote:

Magenta said:
I :heart: golf and :iloveyou:





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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: 1234go] * 3
    #26605182 - 04/16/20 08:32 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Watermelon mon confirmed infected

Cases: 6


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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: Niffla] * 5
    #26605192 - 04/16/20 08:34 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Niffla said:
Watermelon mon confirmed infected

Cases: 6




:loveheart:


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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: 1234go] * 5
    #26605198 - 04/16/20 08:37 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Don't dwell on hate brothers. Let luv in! :loveheart:


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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: 1234go] * 8
    #26605200 - 04/16/20 08:38 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)



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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: Niffla] * 4
    #26605213 - 04/16/20 08:42 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Please shut down all non-essential websites

Essential websites that may still operate:

Porn websites

I'll think of the other essential websites as we go but for now yeah, porn sites should remain fully operational


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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: 1234go] * 7
    #26605214 - 04/16/20 08:42 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

wha..

whats happenin to meh

:iloveyou:  :iloveyou:


love, love, love makes the world go round

:iloveyou:  :iloveyou:


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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: Niffla] * 2
    #26605218 - 04/16/20 08:43 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Per CDC: If one must be on the internet here is an example of how one may do so:



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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: Niffla] * 4
    #26605222 - 04/16/20 08:44 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Cosmic confirmed

:feelsbadman:

Cases: 7


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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: Niffla] * 2
    #26605231 - 04/16/20 08:48 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

:waaaaaaargh:


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Re: We need to discuss a strategy on how we can flatten the curve of the zZZz-19 virus [Re: 1234go] * 6
    #26605244 - 04/16/20 08:53 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I think everyone should get married and have lots of sex. Particularly the men


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