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InvisibleBarnaby
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For those with girlfriends, I like orgasims better with my hand then in her.
    #26516841 - 03/04/20 04:43 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

No disrespect.  If I want to have a kid then yeah.  But an orgasim feels so less pleasurable when doing so in her or any vagina then with my hands. 

Thinking of having a kid so I go will go through it.  Just sucks.  But it is wonderful to outlast a woman, like a competition.  I look at it like a pleasurable game with love.  Don't sleep around anymore.

I don't know.  Just going to have one kid in my lifetime so adjusting to it to that mindframe. Ran into an old friend with two kids in a stroller at a farmers market with another friend I used to know and I what they were talking about and seeing that lifestyle, was like no fucking way I will be around that.  I have no idea why I am writing this.  Just that rush of a woman so happy to see you, the adrenaline.  Is great.


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Re: For those with girlfriends, I like orgasims better with my hand then in her. [Re: Barnaby] * 3
    #26516858 - 03/04/20 04:54 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Generally when someone does not like sex with the opposite sex they are usually gay. Nothing wrong with that, but hiding your true feelings will only cause you to post more off the wall things like this.....and maybe a social problem or two in other areas of your life.


Please do not have a child, this is not a troll.  There are enough psychologically fucked kids in the world we dont need anymore.


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InvisibleBarnaby
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Re: For those with girlfriends, I like orgasims better with my hand then in her. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #26517541 - 03/04/20 09:50 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Know thyself.  Lol.  You have no clue.:wonka:

That must be it by your philosophy.  Sorry, can't post anymore until tomorrow.  M's and their safe spaces on the Shroomery and limits.


Edited by Barnaby (03/04/20 09:58 PM)


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Re: For those with girlfriends, I like orgasims better with my hand then in her. [Re: Barnaby] * 4
    #26517552 - 03/04/20 09:53 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Maybe I'll catch flak for this, but we're hardwired for it. An aversion to kids or a preference of masturbation over sex stems from a fear of intimacy, commitment or responsibility, especially if you're heterosexual. At the end of the day, to each their own, but if you believe it's just natural for you, it's not.


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Re: For those with girlfriends, I like orgasims better with my hand then in her. [Re: Barnaby]
    #26517675 - 03/04/20 10:56 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

I can get myself off quickest on my own but even a handjob is a lot more exciting and satisfying. And not because she's physically doing anything with her hand that I couldn't do. And with sex or a blowjob there is that same excitement of doing it with a partner plus the sensations feel a lot better.

If you get a rush from interacting socially with women then it doesn't really sound like you're not attracted to women, so some kind of psychological hangup might make the most sense. Maybe try cutting out porn (?) and see if that makes any difference.


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Re: For those with girlfriends, I like orgasims better with my hand then in her. [Re: Barnaby] * 1
    #26517758 - 03/05/20 12:09 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Sounds like you're going to be spanking it for the rest of your life. It will definitely make things a lot easier for you.


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Re: For those with girlfriends, I like orgasims better with my hand then in her. [Re: Barnaby] * 1
    #26518090 - 03/05/20 07:13 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

I bet it's the psyche meds and he's just blaming everything on the pussy. He doesn't have a girlfriend or anything though so I have no idea why he keeps making these awful threads


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Re: For those with girlfriends, I like orgasims better with my hand then in her. [Re: Anonymous #4] * 4
    #26519470 - 03/05/20 07:51 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

I don't think you should have kids man.

I understand the desire but it doesn't sound like you are ready for it.


Also are you jerking off with a death grip? I've heard that makes vagina seem less pleasurable. And it makes sense if you're comparing a clamp to a glove.

Actually I'm not entirely sure why the clamp sounds better but I've had a small guy so I get the opposite end of that.


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Re: For those with girlfriends, I like orgasims better with my hand then in her. [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #26520812 - 03/06/20 03:17 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

I've heard a coworker talk about this...I feel like only a few things can cause someone to feel this way...

Masturbating to fantasies or fetishism that you're current partner does not fulfill.

Not being physically or emotionally attracted to your partner.

Not explored your sexuality enough and have gotten bored.

:shrug:


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Re: For those with girlfriends, I like orgasims better with my hand then in her. [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #26555776 - 03/24/20 07:41 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Never heard of this, interesting! id definitely talk to a professional because its quite the opposite with the average joe.


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Re: For those with girlfriends, I like orgasims better with my hand then in her. [Re: ohfunkya]
    #26594949 - 04/12/20 03:16 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

I totally agree with op. Like yeah girls are fun in a different way, and I have some very satisfying sex with my lady. But it just can't compare to porn/masturbation, especially the actual orgasms. Orgasms from sex used to be the best thing in the world years ago but now its the lamest part of the experience, merely a finish line.

I've felt that way for a long time but after my recent discovery of fleshlights I officially only need women for companionship now. :lol: yeah i'm a little gay but I think it'll always play second fiddle to the ladies

maybe its because I was flying solo for so many years, loner at heart, sex is an individual experience for me, involving other people is weird.


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Re: For those with girlfriends, I like orgasims better with my hand then in her. [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #26595595 - 04/12/20 11:39 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Nearing a time to impregnate a women.  Want one kid during this lifetime.  Still the climax is always less enjoyable but when one feels one's sperm flying into her for a purpose, personal gratification has its time. 

What a strange feeling.  Even though I never pulled out thinking the drinking saved me from getting a woman pregnant.  Have read if one drinks a lot it cuts down on the sperm count that is active.

Family Tree.  Lol.



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Re: For those with girlfriends, I like orgasims better with my hand then in her. [Re: Barnaby]
    #26596131 - 04/12/20 04:36 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Barnaby said:
No disrespect.  If I want to have a kid then yeah.  But an orgasim feels so less pleasurable when doing so in her or any vagina then with my hands. 

Thinking of having a kid so I go will go through it.  Just sucks.  But it is wonderful to outlast a woman, like a competition.  I look at it like a pleasurable game with love.  Don't sleep around anymore.

I don't know.  Just going to have one kid in my lifetime so adjusting to it to that mindframe. Ran into an old friend with two kids in a stroller at a farmers market with another friend I used to know and I what they were talking about and seeing that lifestyle, was like no fucking way I will be around that.  I have no idea why I am writing this.  Just that rush of a woman so happy to see you, the adrenaline.  Is great.



Adam Corolla said(paraphrasing)”Sex is good, but it’s not the real thing” so apparently you’re not alone with this attitude.

Well, you’re entitled to your opinion.


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Re: For those with girlfriends, I like orgasims better with my hand then in her. [Re: lowbrow] * 1
    #26596639 - 04/12/20 08:32 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

That’s a very confusing saying


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Re: For those with girlfriends, I like orgasims better with my hand then in her. [Re: Thanatos10]
    #26596663 - 04/12/20 08:39 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

It means he prefers masturbation over person to person sexual activity.  It’s pretty straight forward.


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Re: For those with girlfriends, I like orgasims better with my hand then in her. [Re: lowbrow]
    #26599262 - 04/13/20 11:21 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Ugghh.  Pull out or a rubber.  Strange to feel this feeling in my stomach.  Those that get it get it but love.  Everything involved with it one is grateful to be alive.  One kid in my life is enough.  Sounds like China in times past but can be happy with such.

Monogamy.  Only way to do it when one reaches a certain age.  Still strange to feall a massive sperm ejaculated into ones girlfriend.  It just goes and goes and think about it, all that is possible but ones hand, that is great.  Feels like a duty.

On Valentines day she wanted to snowboard and had no interest by me in sex.  She felt it was owed to me because I took her to a fancy restaurant but didn't want it it.  She was a beauty but still. 

I could barely get through have of it.  It sucked.  But yeah, time to get married when this virus ends.  One can please oneself much better with oneself but sex can be fun.

John Cleese is classic.  Teach sex ed.  Remember my first experience.  A girl in middle school asked me if should suck my dick.  Got pinched in the ass before that by an overly aggressive female. before that.  By an  Airforce woman and
and yeah.  I get it.  Was a bit shocking though as she pinched really hard. 

So time to commit to one woman and at my age now, impregnate her.  On with it.  I understand the clitoris well.






Edited by Barnaby (04/13/20 11:59 PM)


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Re: For those with girlfriends, I like orgasims better with my hand then in her. [Re: Barnaby]
    #26599447 - 04/14/20 02:35 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Sounds like noone is happy in this relationship, and you are planning on marriage?

Definitely not a good idea. And with kids? Kids don't just make people happy.

She doesn't seem happy, either, if she feels like she owes you sex because you did something nice. Soon she'll divorce you, take the kid because they always win in court, and you'll be left with nothing, but a letter in the mail demanding you pay child support.

I would highly suggest not falling into societies norms of bearing children and marriage because "you have to and everyone does it." Fuck that shit. As a dude, and what seems like an unhealthy relationship to me, if you continue on this, it's just going to plummet downhill hard


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Re: For those with girlfriends, I like orgasims better with my hand then in her. [Re: blackhawk]
    #26600328 - 04/14/20 12:18 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Am set on one.  Am so glad I didn't get a STD.  Doesn't most everyone want one kid to raise in life and a fun marriage?  That is a party.  Am fine with my sperm going in her.  :thumbup:  Lol. 

One knows how to self please more than anyone else.


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