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Asclepius
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Anal Sex 2
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I was speaking with my ex-wife earlier today and out of nowhere she says, "You're the only person I ever let fuck me in the ass." Anyway, my advice is this: if she lets you do it, go for it!
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psi
TOAST N' JAM


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spirit_shadow
Feature not a bug



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Re: Anal Sex [Re: psi] 1
#26598924 - 04/13/20 08:01 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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DSHSB
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Eminence



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I stopped being into anal when I pulled out with little pooplets on my member.
And rosebuds are fucking disgusting looking
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cannabinated


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it make my dick shitty
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morrowasted
Worldwide Stepper


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I was into it when I was younger and I'll still take a whirl every once in a while but it honestly doesnt feel as good
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The Blind Ass
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“Betwixt the isles of thine cheeks, The shuddering pink starfish cries a stink, “Beware, for here be fudge dragons””.
- Admiral Gial Ackbar
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Edited by The Blind Ass (04/13/20 09:16 PM)
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1234go
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Quote:
Eminence said: I stopped being into anal when I pulled out with little pooplets on my member.
And rosebuds are fucking disgusting looking 
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cannabinated said: it make my dick shitty

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Thanatos10
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Re: Anal Sex [Re: 1234go] 1
#26599110 - 04/13/20 09:31 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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I’m into it but I need preparation before I let someone in there
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budmanman
OTD Masterbater



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Thanatos10 said: I’m into it but I need preparation before I let someone in there
preparation -H
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Eminence



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Re: Anal Sex [Re: 1234go]
#26599147 - 04/13/20 09:51 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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I'm not really sure of a more mature way to say that, that wouldn't sound at least as equally weird.
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The Blind Ass
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One does not simply ransack the forbidden city. ‘Tis an art and a science.
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Thanatos10
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The Blind Ass said: One does not simply ransack the forbidden city. ‘Tis an art and a science.
Sometimes it’s more art than science, but it’s true (at least I’d your bottoming, that’s a fair bit of work).
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cannabinated


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why dont you take a look in the mirror and ask urself how many bong rippzzz u take? ok ???
I only eat weed cause theres a good chance ima get intubated
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Thanatos10
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I don’t really smoke the stuff, not that I care if other people do.
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cannabinated


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i smoked a j
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imachavel
I loved and lost but I loved-ftw



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Asclepius said: I was speaking with my ex-wife earlier today and out of nowhere she says, "You're the only person I ever let fuck me in the ass." Anyway, my advice is this: if she lets you do it, go for it!

Hmmm....
.... I feel almost as though....
... Almost as though I have discussed this thing very many times....
.... Buuut no not really. No idea. That fun huh?
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koods
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Eminence said: I stopped being into anal when I pulled out with little pooplets on my member.
And rosebuds are fucking disgusting looking 
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cannabinated said: it make my dick shitty
Lol straight people 🤦♂️
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koraks
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morrowasted said: I was into it when I was younger and I'll still take a whirl every once in a while but it honestly doesnt feel as good
Yeah, sort of similar here. Used to be a big thing in my early 20s, but nowadays, I don't find it as important anymore. Still nice from time to time, but my sexual preferences have shifted (I should say, broadened) and other aspects are just as important/enjoyable or more so.
Still, enjoy it if you want. It can be fun/exciting. All it takes is sanity, some care, preparation etc., but it can be rewarding.
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