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Jokeshopbeard
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Re: It was leaked from a lab [Re: Amanita86]
#26600651 - 04/14/20 02:09 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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InfiniteDreams


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Hanlon's razor:
"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity"
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people have too much power nowadays to think that way
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Jokeshopbeard
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Much like Occam's; I think both apply here, just like in most of life.
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budmanman
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Odds are this Virus was being selectively bred and they managed to infect 1 animal with 2 viruses and they combined and then it got loose
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Distorted Vision
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Re: It was leaked from a lab [Re: budmanman] 1
#26601360 - 04/14/20 07:05 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Not sure how it would be surprising to anyone if this came from a lab. From any country, let alone China.
In the early stages they were very forward with telling people to not speak about it online and have been obviously silencing their citizens about the subject. They can't even fake a patient zero, that's sad. It's hard to trust a government that won't allow it's citizens on Facebook, YouTube or Google in 2020.
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The Blind Ass
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Re: It was leaked from a lab [Re: HappySloth] 1
#26601945 - 04/15/20 02:15 AM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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I have something to confess... I was invited to a Chinese lab last Christmas, they told me I was the guest of honor. Weirdly enough Christmas dinner consisted of live bat, but seeing as beggars can’t be choosers, and I was a guest, it would have been rude of me to not eat what was prepared for me by those loving Chinese scientists. At the time the only thing I found strange was that they never mentioned the dress code in the email invitation. They all wore full hazmat suits, and I had on socks and sandals and my usual get up. Well, the bat was a bit chewy but it was good nonetheless, I felt a bit like Ozzy that one time. They asked me to sign some form when I left, so I did, but it was in them Chinese squiggles so I figured whatever it was saying couldn’t be legally binding to a strapping lad like myself.
Now I know this is too good to be true, but after dinner...like literally right after dinner, they gave me my gift - an all expenses paid airline tickets for traveling the entire globe, with a final stop back home to the US of A !!! Those Chinese government scientists sure are thoughtful, aren’t they? Don’t know why, but I just felt like sharing my awesome experience in China here 🇨🇳 
P.s. I swear to to st.nick, they paid for the whole thing! I kept on asking them how much I owed but they just kept on saying, In their broken Chinese English accents : “ pay cent zero. “.
Really nice guys! , Chinese Christmas 10/10!
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susurrador
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Re: It was leaked from a lab [Re: HappySloth] 1
#26602040 - 04/15/20 03:47 AM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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HappySloth said: https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2020/04/14/state-department-cables-warned-safety-issues-wuhan-lab-studying-bat-coronaviruses/
That was interesting.
I'm imagining a Homer from the old Simpson's intro/opening scene but he's Chinese and instead of radioactive glove box work it's coronavirus... everything else plays out the same and it rides home with him.
I am stoned to the bone, tho.
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Re: It was leaked from a lab [Re: susurrador]
#26602921 - 04/15/20 12:48 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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You can't characterize this shit as incompetence or a stupid mistake, if it kills a million people
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InfiniteDreams


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Your logic is impeccable.
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cannabinated


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there are standards and protocols
coverups arent part of that bot boi
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Niffla



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Sup pleb
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The Blind Ass
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Re: It was leaked from a lab [Re: Niffla]
#26603041 - 04/15/20 01:40 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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I keep hearing about how Corona is everywhere, that everyone’s getting Corona, but that it’s dangerous at the same time. Wtf? I don’t see the appeal to the fear mongering or Corona, especially when there is a perfectly safe and tasty beverage, Mike’s Hard Lemonade.
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Quote:
The Blind Ass said: I keep hearing about how Corona is everywhere, that everyone’s getting Corona, but that it’s dangerous at the same time. Wtf? I don’t see the appeal to the fear mongering or Corona, especially when there is a perfectly safe and tasty beverage, Mike’s Hard Lemonade. 
Did you not hear that Corona changed their name
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Re: It was leaked from a lab [Re: Niffla]
#26603059 - 04/15/20 01:47 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Nani ?
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Edited by The Blind Ass (04/15/20 01:48 PM)
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InfiniteDreams


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Dude, corona is so dangerous that half the people that get it don't even know!
Could you imagine a horrible world where every disease had no effect?
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The Blind Ass
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Yeah man it would suck for those who are asymptomatic to not know they are dangerous to the other part of the population.
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Edited by The Blind Ass (04/15/20 05:05 PM)
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cannabinated


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i wish yall were real cause you would catch it so quick
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Niffla



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such a pleb thing to say
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