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Anonymous #1

I am the corona virus
    #26592334 - 04/10/20 10:35 PM (1 month, 15 days ago)

I may have brought the virus with me when I left California in March. Im asymptomatic, but also very jaded. (I couldn't afford the hotel bills, so back to the home I left because I cant stand my neighbors.)

Now that I'm here, I've been social distancing for the benefit of people out here who I don't hate.

However, I would like it very much if my neighbors on both sides promptly died of a virus I brought back. They both cause too many problems.

So I'm spending a lot of time in my back yard. Fingers crossed!

I literally have not said a word to my neighbors since moving back in, but one came out to the fence and yelled "hey, pussy!"

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Anonymous #2

Re: I am the corona virus [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #26592349 - 04/10/20 10:46 PM (1 month, 15 days ago)

You could lick a frisbee and throw it over.:thumbup:


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Anonymous #1

Re: I am the corona virus [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #26592401 - 04/10/20 11:23 PM (1 month, 15 days ago)

He would probably just leave it there forever.

Its a good idea though. I bet he would pick it up if it was a dollar though...

I think I might just start heaving a new infected item over the fence every night...

Thank you, anon #2!

Also, does contemplating this make me a terrorist??


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Anonymous #2

Re: I am the corona virus [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #26592515 - 04/11/20 01:09 AM (1 month, 15 days ago)

Contemplating it, no.
Carrying it out, yes.

Also, you're a tight arse.


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Anonymous #1

Re: I am the corona virus [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #26592562 - 04/11/20 01:49 AM (1 month, 15 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #2 said:

Also, you're a tight arse.





Aye, but at least I'm not broke!


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Anonymous #3

Re: I am the corona virus [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #26593502 - 04/11/20 01:18 PM (1 month, 15 days ago)

Hmm. Terrorism by germ warfare. Those terrorists sure are scared as fuck these days. We must have blown them up real good for them to try this.

As it is, I think you should get a steam pipe bang it open and hold your face in it. You know so you won't spread around.

China is opening back up. So its all good. If you get worried have a freezer truck park outside in case in the morning 500 people around your neighborhood have died.


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Anonymous #1

Re: I am the corona virus [Re: Anonymous #3] * 1
    #26596522 - 04/12/20 07:37 PM (1 month, 13 days ago)

If 500 people in my town died, the rest of us would probably dispose of them in the traditional manner of this locality: garbage fire pit.


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Re: I am the corona virus [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #26596808 - 04/12/20 10:05 PM (1 month, 13 days ago)

Shit I wish this thought process carried over to people who teach in sky diving schools. You are quarantined from jumping out of that plane. Otherwise if you somehow damage the parachute fall hard but don't die the ambulance does not have to come help you. It was your risk. Of course it does not work that way. Its your choice and the ambulance still has to come help you.

No idea what the difference with this and the virus is. Why would anyone give a fuck? Sad but true. There is never an incentive to stop someone from hurting them self. It all boils down to this:

Money. Someone has to pay. The health care sector is over budget. They cannot afford to treat the public. The government becomes liable. This is all there is to it. It will be quarantined until its affordable again. Then you can go get sick all you want at your own risk without unemployment support etc.

I suppose in that sense this is for the better if they have to take any of burden. Make no mistake though, none of this shit is "for your own good"


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Anonymous #4

Re: I am the corona virus [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #26623547 - 04/23/20 10:04 PM (1 month, 2 days ago)

Noooo, I AM THE CORONA VIRUS

:feelsgoatman:

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


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Anonymous #5

Re: I am the corona virus [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #26630577 - 04/26/20 06:57 PM (30 days, 21 hours ago)

Don't be a douche on account of their stupid asses . That is petty shit. And you're better than that. Fuckem . But you dont have to be a dick like them . You're better than that I hope


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Anonymous #3

Re: I am the corona virus [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #26630731 - 04/26/20 08:36 PM (30 days, 19 hours ago)

We are all HIV. We are all the corona virus. That's real talk


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