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OfflineBANANA.MAN
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    #26589685 - 04/09/20 08:47 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

My cat frequently comes home smelling faintly of skunk. She definitely isn't getting sprayed because then I wouldn't be able to even stand going near her. it's just a faint smell.

I've seen her go into the hole under my shed where skunks live. and one night I called her to come inside and she came from behind the shed and it looked like there was a skunk with her but I couldn't tell because I never saw them both at the same time and the lighting was bad.

Is there some kind of pepe lepew situation going on here? what do you guys think? 

Online it says skunks and cats dont get along and that's what I figured at first but idk.


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Offlinewatermelon mon
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Re: Cat [Re: BANANA.MAN] * 3
    #26589690 - 04/09/20 08:51 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Yes. It sounds like loony toons. They must be friends.

My cat eats cat food with blue jays. They eat it together.


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Re: Cat [Re: watermelon mon] * 2
    #26589697 - 04/09/20 08:56 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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watermelon mon said:


My cat eats cat food with blue jays. They eat it together.




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Re: Cat [Re: BANANA.MAN] * 2
    #26589702 - 04/09/20 08:58 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Banana I think it's time to come to terms and accept that your cat is having a sexual escapade with the local skunk

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OfflineBANANA.MAN
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Re: Cat [Re: watermelon mon]
    #26589712 - 04/09/20 09:02 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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watermelon mon said:
Yes. It sounds like loony toons. They must be friends.

My cat eats cat food with blue jays. They eat it together.



my cat isnt like that she doesnt like dogs and kills/tries to kill any animal smaller than her so it would be weird for her to be friends with skunks.

She chased bunnies when she was a tiny kitten and even killed this giant rat and brought it inside. it was the biggest rat I've ever seen. and she was pretty small then.


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OfflineBANANA.MAN
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Re: Cat [Re: Niffla] * 4
    #26589717 - 04/09/20 09:03 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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Niffla said:
Banana I think it's time to come to terms and accept that your cat is even a sexual escapade with the local skunk

:forbiddenlove:



she was fixed before she ever went into heat. I didn't think this would happen.

As long as the skunk isnt French I geuss I support her.


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Re: Cat [Re: BANANA.MAN]
    #26589719 - 04/09/20 09:04 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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BANANA.MAN said:
Quote:

Niffla said:
Banana I think it's time to come to terms and accept that your cat is even a sexual escapade with the local skunk

:forbiddenlove:



she was fixed before she ever went into heat. I didn't think this would happen.

As long as the skunk isnt French I geuss I support her.




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Re: Cat [Re: BANANA.MAN] * 1
    #26589754 - 04/09/20 09:24 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

They’re probs jus friendz :heart:


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Re: Cat [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #26589757 - 04/09/20 09:25 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Niffla said:
Banana I think it's time to come to terms and accept that your cat is having a sexual escapade with the local skunk

:forbiddenlove:




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Re: Cat [Re: BANANA.MAN] * 1
    #26589793 - 04/09/20 09:47 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Cats and skunks get along well. Dunno why, it just is


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Re: Cat [Re: larry.fisherman] * 1
    #26589800 - 04/09/20 09:53 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

What if any are the pre-postzygotic barriers to them making sweet, sweet love babies?  Mech / gametic?

Non-seq here,

Getting skunk spunked = spunkulated


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Re: Cat [Re: BANANA.MAN] * 2
    #26589822 - 04/09/20 10:10 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Looks like Pepe Le Pew was more than just a silly cartoon!



Cartoon Nature Channel? :mindblown:


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Re: Cat [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 2
    #26589835 - 04/09/20 10:18 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

He was known as Pepe-The Molester -Le Pew.

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Re: Cat [Re: The Blind Ass] * 2
    #26589840 - 04/09/20 10:20 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)



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Re: Cat [Re: Niffla] * 4
    #26589844 - 04/09/20 10:22 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Niffla said:
Banana I think it's time to come to terms and accept that your cat is having a sexual escapade with the local skunk

:forbiddenlove:






Edited by blessed (04/09/20 10:32 PM)


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Re: Cat [Re: blessed]
    #26589909 - 04/09/20 11:29 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

:incredible:

Amazing Cat Gifs!

Pepe Le Pew is definitely a Joe Biden-level pervert.


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Re: Cat [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #26590216 - 04/10/20 05:10 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Looks like this juvenile feline was possibly engaging in a sexual act with a skunk



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Re: Cat [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #26590232 - 04/10/20 05:29 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

:notsureif: Not sure if Mama Cat thinks its a kitten or is just helpin out the lil' bae-bae skunker:


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Re: Cat [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 2
    #26590239 - 04/10/20 05:38 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Too bad she's fixed I wouldn't mind having a look at that litter of skittens. Would they be fat wobbly stumpy legged cats or cats that have the skunk paint job and smelled like shit?


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Re: Cat [Re: GreenHorns] * 1
    #26590243 - 04/10/20 05:42 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

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LogicaL Chaos said:
:notsureif: Not sure if Mama Cat thinks its a kitten or is just helpin out the lil' bae-bae skunker:





:lol:

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Too bad she's fixed I wouldn't mind having a look at that litter of skittens.




How much does a skitten go for in the pet market I wonder

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Re: Cat [Re: Niffla] * 2
    #26590369 - 04/10/20 07:21 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I would call them scats because they'd smell like shit. A skunk would actually be a pretty cute pet tbh. Smart little bastards. I've tried live trapping them and you gotta anchor the trap down to the ground or they just roll it over and walk in. Suspicious little bastards.


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Re: Cat [Re: larry.fisherman] * 2
    #26590379 - 04/10/20 07:25 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

My big black fluffy cat plays with 2 grey fox in my backyard. Tripped me out the first time, I thought the fox were hungry. Guess they eat well. I also had a big Tomcat that had a young raccoon female as a friend.


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Re: Cat [Re: MycoBrainz] * 3
    #26590415 - 04/10/20 07:47 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

OP's cat is smoking dank buds.


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Re: Cat [Re: Patlal]
    #26591099 - 04/10/20 01:28 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Banana man like those little candies.


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Re: Cat [Re: watermelon mon] * 1
    #26591116 - 04/10/20 01:37 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)



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